Things you don't have to do anymore now that weed is legal (in some states)

tstick

tstick

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I remember living in the icy cold mid central states and having it be so cold that literally every gets locked down.....stash gone....nothing to do...nowhere to go...If you were really lucky, you could call up a friend and trudge over to their house through the snow and cold just to smoke a joint -but none to take back with you.

I remember scraping the residue off the rolling tray....picking through the seed jar to catch any tiny flecks of weed....and, of course, scraping out the "black death" tar from inside the bong stem and drying it out....makes my head ache just thinking about it.

No more "lick-to-seal" baggies.

No more calling the guy up to try and score only to have him string you along. not call you back and then end up not meeting you after all....always feeling like your next call might be the one that bugs him and makes him mad...fuck.

No more hanging out with the guy and smoking one with him even though you don't really like him at all and can't wait to get out of there.

No cops pulling you over because they saw you come out of a known drug dealer's house and then arresting you for a tiny bit of weed. I though about that one day as I exited a marijuana store and had a sack of various goodies with me as I walked right past a cop car parked out in front. "Top 'o the mornin', officer!"
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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tstick said:
I remember living in the icy cold mid central states and having it be so cold that literally every gets locked down.....stash gone....nothing to do...nowhere to go...If you were really lucky, you could call up a friend and trudge over to their house through the snow and cold just to smoke a joint -but none to take back with you.

I remember scraping the residue off the rolling tray....picking through the seed jar to catch any tiny flecks of weed....and, of course, scraping out the "black death" tar from inside the bong stem and drying it out....makes my head ache just thinking about it.

No more "lick-to-seal" baggies.

No more calling the guy up to try and score only to have him string you along. not call you back and then end up not meeting you after all....always feeling like your next call might be the one that bugs him and makes him mad...fuck.

No more hanging out with the guy and smoking one with him even though you don't really like him at all and can't wait to get out of there.

No cops pulling you over because they saw you come out of a known drug dealer's house and then arresting you for a tiny bit of weed. I though about that one day as I exited a marijuana store and had a sack of various goodies with me as I walked right past a cop car parked out in front. "Top 'o the mornin', officer!"
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Cheer up! You can still have all those experiences if you purchase coke or meth...
 
Boatguy

Boatguy

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Sort through a pile of barely green garbage, separating out things like bugs, black seeds and casings. Even found a clipped fingernail once.
Sometimes i almost think i would like to find some good old fashioned brick just for reminiscing. Remember when you almost always got the taste of fabric softener sheets.
 
DCcan

DCcan

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I like the panic eyes when out of state folks see the ornamental pot plants on the porch.
They just want to scream and run "You can't do that! OMG I'm going to prison!"
My sister was biting her lip, the eyeballs going every direction, hand wringing, full panic attack thinking the FEDS are coming for us.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Boatguy said:
Sort through a pile of barely green garbage, separating out things like bugs, black seeds and casings. Even found a clipped fingernail once.
Sometimes i almost think i would like to find some good old fashioned brick just for reminiscing. Remember when you almost always got the taste of fabric softener sheets.
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I remember getting quarter ozs of Mexican brick in tinfoil. Dude used orange peels to rehydrate the weed, so it was quite citrusy. I once found a couple of pubes in a batch, and I brought it up to him on my next purchase. His reply - "Don't tell anybody. Everyone will want them..."
 
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Boatguy

Boatguy

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DCcan said:
I like the panic eyes when out of state folks see the ornamental pot plants on the porch.
They just want to scream and run "You can't do that! OMG I'm going to prison!"
My sister was biting her lip, the eyeballs going every direction, hand wringing, full panic attack thinking the FEDS are coming for us.
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I cant wait to see the first seasonal hedge. I am on a corner lot, it would be epic
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Boatguy said:
Sort through a pile of barely green garbage, separating out things like bugs, black seeds and casings. Even found a clipped fingernail once.
Sometimes i almost think i would like to find some good old fashioned brick just for reminiscing. Remember when you almost always got the taste of fabric softener sheets.
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You just KNOW that fingernail would have sent you to the Moon and back.
 
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