Things we'll never see again.

iamnobody

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So I'm sitting out in my backyard enjoying a bowl, when this bumble bee comes flying at me. It flays into my chest and falls in my lap. Then it just lays on its back for a second before rolling over and flying away.
 

abe supercro

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I was just reading some old threads and I found a Finshaggy thread that was original, well thought out, showed knowledge of the subject and was well presented.

Nah, I am lying.

I will never lie about @Finshaggy again.


Did I do it right?
If I told you I have an current update on finshaggy, would you be interested?
 

bu$hleaguer

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a sort of human centipede, like the film?
Yeah- apparently when you pound away in her slimy love hole eventually you have to pay the price and a small mutant looking mini creature with a pug face slithers it's way out of her mucous laden fuck tunnel, stretching it to unknown dimensions. I just learned about all this shit and I'm still mentally getting over the realization that no woman will want my pork sword again once she knows it's created a monster in another female's spunk trunk.
 

Unclebaldrick

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Yeah- apparently when you pound away in her slimy love hole eventually you have to pay the price and a small mutant looking mini creature with a pug face slithers it's way out of her mucous laden fuck tunnel, stretching it to unknown dimensions. I just learned about all this shit and I'm still mentally getting over the realization that no woman will want my pork sword again once she knows it's created a monster in another female's spunk trunk.
Has anybody asked you about being RIU's poet laureate?
 

Unclebaldrick

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Yeah- apparently when you pound away in her slimy love hole eventually you have to pay the price and a small mutant looking mini creature with a pug face slithers it's way out of her mucous laden fuck tunnel, stretching it to unknown dimensions. I just learned about all this shit and I'm still mentally getting over the realization that no woman will want my pork sword again once she knows it's created a monster in another female's spunk trunk.
I should point out that playgrounds are MILF central.
 
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