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maurice*del*taco

maurice*del*taco

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when me and my buddy were comming home last night and got into the backyard there were 2 unwanted guests they jumped the fence and took off we chased them but i thought i cornered one in a bush but i was all coked up so i was pretty dumb i guess.. now i play the waiting game they have lots of scratches on there arms from all the rose bushes they dug through to get to my shitty premature plant.. they litterally got nothing off my big one it was still in like the second week of budding so it was all premature... fucking goofs il get them soon and il report back with what happened to these queers..
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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maurice*del*taco said:
when me and my buddy were comming home last night and got into the backyard there were 2 unwanted guests they jumped the fence and took off we chased them but i thought i cornered one in a bush but i was all coked up so i was pretty dumb i guess.. now i play the waiting game they have lots of scratches on there arms from all the rose bushes they dug through to get to my shitty premature plant.. they litterally got nothing off my big one it was still in like the second week of budding so it was all premature... fucking goofs il get them soon and il report back with what happened to these queers..
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Nice job on the rose bushes. Low growing yucca are nice, too. I'm a big fan of deterrent plants which keep intruders away from windows and weak exterior access points onto the property.

Hopefully the rose bushes marked those two rat bastards up good.

Do you know anybody who owns a pit bull who would allow the dog to come over and play? Just for an afternoon or two. Any thief who sees that bull terrier patrolling your backyard may opt for another target.
 
NOWitall

NOWitall

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sorry bout your plants man.


and dont leave the house coked up.
it only asks for trouble.

but then, u might not want my advice.
my instincts seem to be a wee bit off these last few years :-(
 
jeff f

jeff f

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pungy sticks and big ass balls attached to chains like in indiana jones. that or a shotgun. are you legal?
 
pot scott

pot scott

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i don't know bout where u live, but in florida we shoot bitches if there in our backyard, and it's perfectly legal!
 
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gotpot22

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yo last time a kid at my school found my plants near my yard he came to my house at like 2 in the morning and tried to get my plant...... sad things was that i put barbed wire around it and string so when u step on it my airsoft gun unloads its 800 fps high density BBs at you at 200 rounds per minute. i found him the next morning with cuts all over him and black and blues on his chest and face. i helped him home..... and gave him a sandwhich for living through it. i put laxatives and these crazy hot peppers in the sandwich hahahahahah a burning shit was all he got. he moved a week later to cali. we lived in Jersey. kinda off topis but a nice story ...No?
 
uriah

uriah

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Johnnyorganic said:
Nice job on the rose bushes. Low growing yucca are nice, too. I'm a big fan of deterrent plants which keep intruders away from windows and weak exterior access points onto the property.

Hopefully the rose bushes marked those two rat bastards up good.

Do you know anybody who owns a pit bull who would allow the dog to come over and play? Just for an afternoon or two. Any thief who sees that bull terrier patrolling your backyard may opt for another target.
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