Them blue lights caught up with me.

i got clocked going 42 in a 35, fucked up right? Of course my car reeked of marijuana, and there was a little under an ounce under the spare tire in the trunk and 2 roaches in the ashtray. and i knew this so i had to think of a plan fast. Supermanned 2 unlit roaches, then waited with the radio turned on untill he asked me to roll down my window. And of course we talked and he questioned me about the smell. Then he asked me if i consented to a search of my vehicle. I would have said no, but the last time i didnt consent;within 10 minutes there were 2 K9 units parked behind the first cop that pulled me. So i told him "yes officer, i consent to a search everywhere except my glovebox." He then told me that I either had to let him search everything or do not consent. And i repsonded with "Ive already made my decision." Stupid po po fell for it. Officer "Terry" spent like 10 minutes searching my glove box and then just glanced everywhere else including the trunk. I dont know if my move makes me retarded, or just a smooth criminal. You tell me?

that was great awsome!!

jimthorpe215 said:

that was great awsome!!

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lol i know right!

pullin stunts smokin blunts

good job

lol thats pretty funny

heh, I'll keep that one in mind.

LOL i usauly get out the car and walk up to them, to stop them coming near the car, then again i live in a county that the police dont carry guns and would shot me if i walked up to them. iv had 2-3 close shaves in the car, i just get out look at my brake lights and say problem officer?

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LOL i usauly get out the car and walk up to them, to stop them coming near the car, then again i live in a county that the police dont carry guns and would shot me if i walked up to them. iv had 2-3 close shaves in the car, i just get out look at my brake lights and say problem officer?

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haha i live somewhere where 50% of the population are proud members of the NRA, so cops pretty much have to carry guns in my county. PS same cop gave my buddy a speeding ticket a few hours ago.

New cops are giant pricks... Sounds like officer 'terry' is what he eats

GrowTech said:

New cops are giant pricks... Sounds like officer 'terry' is what he eats

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haha couldnt have said it better myself, is that your xbox live avatar?

GordonFreeman said:

haha couldnt have said it better myself, is that your xbox live avatar?

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LOL yes... that's my avatar for XBL

I sort of look like a G'd up Gordon Freeman in that avatar now that I think of it

haha great shit rite here man....FuK the Police! very good move on your part...i had a prob like this before....got pulled over getting straight up BLUNTED off some Ice and ate the blunt faster than the cop could get to my window. thats why no glass comes in my car anymore..just blunts.

this next blunts for you bro...for escaping the long arm of Johnny Law!

Ice

pretty clever. You can also start acting like your putting stuff under the seat when they walk up to get the same effect guaranteed.

IceIceBaby said:

haha great shit rite here man....FuK the Police! very good move on your part...i had a prob like this before....got pulled over getting straight up BLUNTED off some Ice and ate the blunt faster than the cop could get to my window. thats why no glass comes in my car anymore..just blunts.

this next blunts for you bro...for escaping the long arm of Johnny Law!

Ice

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thanks man, my sister just read my post and told me i was an idiot. glad somebody suppoorts my decisions lol

GrowTech said:

LOL yes... that's my avatar for XBL

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thats the shit man, if you ever change your picture im totally going to jack your idea buy replacing gordon's face with my xbl avatar face

The Son of Man said:

pretty clever. You can also start acting like your putting stuff under the seat when they walk up to get the same effect guaranteed.

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haha wow. thats just as good as my idea. I always put my palm open and on top of the wheel when i get pulled over. Speeds things up a lot faster. I have a friend with black tintend windows, and everytime he gets pulled they use there speaker thing to tell him to step out of the vehicle. Is that acceptable behavior for police officers?

GordonFreeman said:

haha i live somewhere where 50% of the population are proud members of the NRA, so cops pretty much have to carry guns in my county. PS same cop gave my buddy a speeding ticket a few hours ago.

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Cops hate kids and kids hate cops
Cops kill kids with warning shots!

fuck guns! crimanals only carry guns with them because the police carry them, if the police did not carry them like where i live the death rate from guns would be next to nothing.! the old bank rober would pull a gun but never use it he would shit the casher up if the police pulledd up with guns pointing then shit would go down with people being killed. thank fuck it does not happen today where i live.

9inch bigbud said:

Cops hate kids and kids hate cops
Cops kill kids with warning shots!

fuck guns! crimanals only carry guns with them because the police carry them, if the police did not carry them like where i live the death rate from guns would be next to nothing.! the old bank rober would pull a gun but never use it he would shit the casher up if the police pulledd up with guns pointing then shit would go down with people being killed. thank fuck it does not happen today where i live.

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The first time i ever got robbed, I told the guy who was holding the gun that he wouldnt shoot me and before i could say shoot he shot 1 round in the ground about a foot away from me. I pissed myself gave him everything i had(shoes too) and thats why i dont live in Florida anymore( i was 14 at the time). Im not saying anything bad about Florida but theres some pretty ruthless gangs down there like everywhere else. Glad to know my current location isnt the only gang free place in the world.

GordonFreeman said:

I dont know if my move makes me retarded, or just a smooth criminal. You tell me?

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The vote is in...

Smooooth criminal!

Nice job, bro!

Fucked up?

You broke the law.
Deal with it.

You're a cunt for driving while high.

It's just as bad as driving while drunk.

You make me feel sick.