Hookabelly
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to hone your craft?
the wet hole
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Eltomcat
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So good lol
Indagrow
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I had to invent a pickle gun I was going through so much juice.. I'd by the gallon and just never eat the pickles and they would get all dry and shit.. So I made a small potato gun and just shot pickles out of the fucker. Pretty funny I landed one in a convertible out of pure luck (was blasting them into rt.95)
Unfortunately I didn't cause any major accidents no small children where hurt... A chick did pee her pants tho so it was worth it
Unfortunately I didn't cause any major accidents no small children where hurt... A chick did pee her pants tho so it was worth it
Eltomcat
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I don't know you might get heartburn...
qwizoking
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Bob Zmuda
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I couldn't take a break if I tried.
TNT is my crack. We need to slam some TC beers tomorrow. This week is making me nuts. I hate middle schoolers.
Bob Zmuda
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Gary Goodson
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Fo sho. I'll be ready
Eltomcat
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Lol. Just saying granny..
Diabolical666
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Fuuuuck..its 3pm and I have one more plant to trim fml. My day is shot
One of the most exhausting weeks, ending with my phone exploding yesterday, damn batteries.
I know (as usual), late to the party but I have 2 drinks to contribute:
The @GreatwhiteNorth
Wild turkey in a bear's bladder (the trick is you gotta catch the bear yourself bare handed).
The @Singlemalt
26 y/o Glenlivet in a rocks glass (2 fingers), hold the rocks, with a side of shut the fuck up!
Hey, I think I'd prefer to take a shot of STFU instead of having to perform Gastric surgery on an unhappy clawey bitey critter.
Cause he'd cut me man, cut me deep.
@see4
cat of curiosity
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where's the sassypanty?
i was going to make him a drink...
one part boo
one part hoo
three parts tears (must be 'owned' brand)
a pinch of angst, twist of morose...
i call it, ''the butt-hurt''
i was going to make him a drink...
one part boo
one part hoo
three parts tears (must be 'owned' brand)
a pinch of angst, twist of morose...
i call it, ''the butt-hurt''
Hookabelly
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points for correct spelling and context of bear/bare
whitebb2727
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Man. I was driving through the back woods and had to take a wicked dump.
I didn't have napkins or tissue.
Had to cut the top of my sock off.
Win some lose some I guess.
I didn't have napkins or tissue.
Had to cut the top of my sock off.
Win some lose some I guess.
Eltomcat
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whitebb2727
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T shirt sleeve or anything. Got to do what you got to do.
ttystikk
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I was thinking it's a waste...
But then some people buy Ferrarris to do donuts with them, so wtf do I know?
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