the wet hole

The diabolical
2 parts patron
1 part tears of my enemies
Dash of mtn dew
Garnish with a fruit loop
you need this cup dia..
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We all know how these threads end, here's a drink for that...


The Closer Recipe
The Closer is a brown drink made from Patron XO Cafe liqueur, Tequila Rose, heavy cream, egg and bitters, and served in a wine glass.

Ingredients
Directions
  • Shake all ingredients vigorously with ice in a cocktail shaker.
  • Strain into a wine glass and serve.
 
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I can hear the sound of hearts shattering through the streets of Edinburgh, although I nod at qwizo's insistence on pouring single malt into an Old Fashioned. Life's too short to be drinking blended whisky.

dude i got two bottles of rum monday for the dude that died..
willy wonka..

so i was complaining to me- @StonedFarmer that any form of alcohol gives me mad heart burn liquor makes it worse.. so i only got through half a bottle. i mean i was feeling good but pissed


sf called me an old man..so to prove myself wrong and that im not a bitch...
i killed that half a bottle....then another
then i laughed at this mornings bitch made hangover


felt like a king again.. then i made this awesome thread



mixing drinks is great, saves my belly when i cant sip straight
and the best mixs need quality ingredients
 
We all know how these thread end, here's a drink for that...


The Closer Recipe
The Closer is a brown drink made from Patron XO Cafe liqueur, Tequila Rose, heavy cream, egg and bitters, and served in a wine glass.

Ingredients
Directions
  • Shake all ingredients vigorously with ice in a cocktail shaker.
  • Strain into a wine glass and serve.
I drank alot of tequila rose once...or maybe it was pepto idk. No buzz either way
 
The Odank:

3 parts coconut wine
1 part calamansi juice
poured over muddled biopsy of his own harvested left kidney
served in one of his brother's cups.

Disclaimer: side effects may include a heightened sense of importance, leading to the consumer intermittently demanding respect between sips.


The Lahada:


Anything served hot. Cocktail umbrella optional.
 
The Odank:

3 parts coconut wine
1 part calamansi juice
poured over muddled biopsy of his own harvested left kidney
served in one of his brother's cups.

Disclaimer: side effects may include a heightened sense of importance, leading to the consumer intermittently demanding respect between sips.


The Lahada:


Anything served hot. Cocktail umbrella optional.
i bet the odank tastes like failure
 
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