The UK Growers Thread!

[Saerimmner]

Fucking wasps, one of the cunts got me in the back of the neck earlier, cunting thing, 1st time in bout15years ive been stung by one, dont hurt anywhere near as much as i remember as a kid lmao, barely felt anything from it other than the sting going in when it happened, fucking pussy arse wasps cant even fucking sting properly lmao

 

[newuserlol]

Fucking wasps, one of the cunts got me in the back of the neck earlier, cunting thing, 1st time in bout15years ive been stung by one, dont hurt anywhere near as much as i remember as a kid lmao, barely felt anything from it other than the sting going in when it happened, fucking pussy arse wasps cant even fucking sting properly lmao

i was at the zoo the other day with the kids there was wasps every where, anyway we where watching some animal display and one of the cunting fings is buzzing around me i managed to hit it, give it a proper slap and stunned it to the floor where i just then stood on it and smashed the cunting thing you should have seen the looks of disgust from all the tree huggers lmao

 

[Saerimmner]

i was at the zoo the other day with the kids there was wasps every where, anyway we where watching some animal display and one of the cunting fings is buzzing around me i managed to hit it, give it a proper slap and stunned it to the floor where i just then stood on it and smashed the cunting thing you should have seen the looks of disgust from all the tree huggers lmao

good man, i must admit on the walk home after it happened i did stamp on a few that were walking on the floor lol

 

[newuserlol]

i lived in Australia as a kid for a few years was a long time ago now, but i will never forget being stung by a hornet fuck me that was some pain and yes i cried lolol a lot lolol

 

[trophycliipp]

I have tied them down...I suppose a bit more on the rough side and they will give me plenty pleasure later....treat em mean and all. Is it possible to flower a clone and then get it back into veg growth without lights...I have a little lady that I wanna boost until next April?

Ok, a few pics to update.

Still waiting for the Magnecal....damn Royal Mail suck balls. The two pics below are the larger lady. I found a few cocoon like things on her earlier. I removed the parts and sprayed them with a onion/garlic mix (it stinks like F*ck) and gave them another check over. They are in a temp greenhouse, I am wondering if they need a bit more air flow to discourage pests??




The pic below is the poorly one, nothing that some Magnecal won't fix...should be here tomorrow..Hooray. Gonna give them a dose each to be safe, then continue the 'every other 2 day' feed of Big Bloom and veg nut.



Got a freshly caught sea bass for dinner which has no relation to this post...but what the hell, why not mention it.

 

[newuserlol]

i had two freshly caught double cheeseburgers n a medium fries for dinner lol couldn't resist, been eating cannacake all day and got the munchies bad lol

 

[Saerimmner]

Knowing you lot are always after new films I thought i'd chuck this up, just seen the trailer n wanna watch it now lol

[video=youtube;6m-ZUj9bmjE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-ZUj9bmjE[/video]

 

[trophycliipp]

I wish I could smoke something to get the munchies in the first place. Green down is £10 a gram and it's always about 0.8...compact and hard to get hold of. That's why I resorted to trying the outdoor grow. if I can keep the pests away I should have a nice smoke for xman.

 

[newuserlol]

I wish I could smoke something to get the munchies in the first place. Green down is £10 a gram and it's always about 0.8...compact and hard to get hold of. That's why I resorted to trying the outdoor grow. if I can keep the pests away I should have a nice smoke for xman.

i aint been smoking that much have been eating canna cake all day am stoned to fuck, thats the cake and i put 40g of that hash into the butter to make it.

 

[Saerimmner]

I wish I could smoke something to get the munchies in the first place. Green down is £10 a gram and it's always about 0.8...compact and hard to get hold of. That's why I resorted to trying the outdoor grow. if I can keep the pests away I should have a nice smoke for xman.

So if its £10 a gram and you only get 0.8 then either A) you pay them £8 or B) you're stupid enough to get so blatantly ripped off more than once, which is it?

 

[trophycliipp]

Well, basically I get it so occasionally and the person that gets it for me prob rips me off. Like I say 'occasionally' means maybe once a month. It seems to be a norm down here for green...I don't know anyone that gets the full gram at all. Stupidity on my part and also the fact that something every now and then is better than nothing.

I have a theory that most the green down here comes from 2 or 3 main dealers...they are stemming the flow to make more money. If I didnt rent I would buy a tent set up and grow a few plants a year.

I am envious of all you people that can get hold of the stuff with ease.

 

[iiKode]

more boring work, more pussy, more buisness talk, things are looking up, i know sombody said dont do a shared op, but its the only way i can grow after this, and the person im doing it with is saaaaaaaannnnnnddd, well at least thats my thoughts right now, got a few different places to work out of on and off, got a few houses to get shit sent to, got drivers, woohoo just dont know when exactly its gonna happen.

 

[iiKode]

So if its £10 a gram and you only get 0.8 then either A) you pay them £8 or B) you're stupid enough to get so blatantly ripped off more than once, which is it?

i might do that next time, weigh it up and pay them exactly for whats given to me, lmao never even thought about it before, but usually before u can open a sack the guy who sold it to you is long gone, and its a text war, then u want weed and they wont show up

 

[Saerimmner]

Well, basically I get it so occasionally and the person that gets it for me prob rips me off. Like I say 'occasionally' means maybe once a month. It seems to be a norm down here for green...I don't know anyone that gets the full gram at all. Stupidity on my part and also the fact that something every now and then is better than nothing.

I have a theory that most the green down here comes from 2 or 3 main dealers...they are stemming the flow to make more money. If I didnt rent I would buy a tent set up and grow a few plants a year.

I am envious of all you people that can get hold of the stuff with ease.

Why not just go on Silkroad/BMR and order it straight to your door?

and whats renting got to do with not being able to grow???? bout 75% of the growers in here are in rented flats/houses and a small tent or cupboard can easily produce enough bud to keep 1 person in smoke for the year, to give you an idea with my old 1mx1m tent I could fit 4 big or 9 small plants in there and could easily harvest 10-15oz a go without even trying in about 8weeks from clone or about 11-12 from seed.

Also if you are paying for a gram then you should get a gram or only pay £8 for the 0.8, more fool you if you havent even spoken to the bloke about it, if someone shorted a bag to me they would soon replace it or id have the cunt up against a wall bout 30seconds before he was on the floor bleeding if he didnt sort it

 

[Saerimmner]

i might do that next time, weigh it up and pay them exactly for whats given to me, lmao never even thought about it before, but usually before u can open a sack the guy who sold it to you is long gone, and its a text war, then u want weed and they wont show up

Thats exactly what i do to the more unscrupulous cunts around here, take the bag from em, take scales out of pocket, chuck bag on scales n if its short then they get short money

 

[trophycliipp]

Thats exactly what i do to the more unscrupulous cunts around here, take the bag from em, take scales out of pocket, chuck bag on scales n if its short then they get short money

I have been toying with the grow tent for a few months now. 8 weeks, that easy hey!

Got any recommendations on tent setups, should I buy a all inc one or try and build my own?

 

[spooningbadgers]

I have been toying with the grow tent for a few months now. 8 weeks, that easy hey!

Got any recommendations on tent setups, should I buy a all inc one or try and build my own?

Well I can recommend you don't buy a tent the size of a shoe box and try putting a 600 hps in it lool

 

[Saerimmner]

I have been toying with the grow tent for a few months now. 8 weeks, that easy hey!

Got any recommendations on tent setups, should I buy a all inc one or try and build my own?

Honestly mate it really depends on whether ur gonna have a tent in ya bedroom or summat or if ya gonna use an existing cupboard etc

Also do you wanna produce 1oz a month or 100?

Do you have regular landlord inspections?

Do you share the property with anyone thats not 100% trustworthy?

Answer some of those n we will go from there lol

 

[Saerimmner]

Random chart for anyone thats interested in the medicinal side of things...

 

[trophycliipp]

Honestly mate it really depends on whether ur gonna have a tent in ya bedroom or summat or if ya gonna use an existing cupboard etc

Also do you wanna produce 1oz a month or 100?

Do you have regular landlord inspections?

Do you share the property with anyone thats not 100% trustworthy?

Answer some of those n we will go from there lol

Inspections are meant to be every 3 months, but the landlords love us (wife and 6 year son) and leave it for 6 months now, I would grow around a timescale of 3 - 4 month inspcetions to be safe. I was gonna use my garage as its really secure and has power in it. Honestly I don't need to produce masses, it would be nice to get 5 oz's every 3 months (if possible). I should have a space big enough for a fridge freezer (say 3ft x 3ft x 6ft).