The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

newuserlol

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ok ok ok i reckon its at least a 2kg plant, happy now?

she looks nice enough i aint knocking the plant but a half box of it, well like i said no way thats at least 2kg.

happy now im talking in uk grower thread bullshit lingo lol
 
WhoGuardsTheGuards

WhoGuardsTheGuards

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newuserlol said:
yeah i no that now spoons, didnt the other day tho lol didnt download anything too harmful is seems so fuck it.

bacon n eggs eaten, expresso made time for blunt i thinks.
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Espresso and a blunt, I like it.
Didn't have too bad of a start either, the missus made some some brie and prosciutto croissants with a freshly ground Colombian black coffee and I added a nice fat amnesia spliff to the mix. Sat in the garden, sun is shining baked as a cake and got a full stomach. On top of that she's fucking off for the day, so I'm going to have a nice chilled out day to myself.
 
zVice

zVice

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Was that from the machine elves?

Mine arrived as "aquarium ph adjuster samples" with an invoice. I only say this cos the vendor shutdown ages ago, but the packaging was flawless.

newuserlol said:
inside the parcel with the DMT it was wrapped around cardboard which on there is written ''may all livings being be free and happy'', ''bless you brother'' fucking hippys lmao
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newuserlol

newuserlol

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zVice said:
Was that from the machine elves?

Mine arrived as "aquarium ph adjuster samples" with an invoice. I only say this cos the vendor shutdown ages ago, but the packaging was flawless.
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no a new vendor mate, came in 2days from holland, thats fast.
 
ghb

ghb

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nice haul, they were some lovely looking ladies. one 600w?

do you find seed plants give better yield? i love the way they grow so uniform, the cheese grows like a cunt to me.
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

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if any of you have run dwc properly, 10-20oz per plant with a 6 week veg is easily doable.



im expecting 10oz per plant off the mainlines anything less would be a fail, i havent seen a soil grower to date out yeild a hydro man
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

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ghb said:
nice haul, they were some lovely looking ladies. one 600w?

do you find seed plants give better yield? i love the way they grow so uniform, the cheese grows like a cunt to me.
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seeds have hybid vigor and will grow 25% bigger then cuts, i have found this to be true however you then have phenotypes to deal with, clones for consistant yield..or to dial a room in , imo
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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ghb said:
nice haul, they were some lovely looking ladies. one 600w?

do you find seed plants give better yield? i love the way they grow so uniform, the cheese grows like a cunt to me.
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A 600w for 9 weeks of flower but it had an extra 400w in weeks 4+5.

I can make seed plants yield more than a clone of the same age by manipulation but they won't necessarily yield more just because 1 is a seed and 1 is a clone.
If you cut out the apical tip of a seed plant before you flip 12/12 (thus effectively flattening the top of the plant out) it will then yield far more than the clone of the same age due to a more even distribution of auxin.

Lemon king said:
seeds have hybid vigor and will grow 25% bigger then cuts,
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This is not true.

I think you misunderstand what hybrid vigour means, not all beans will have hybrid vigour as not all beans will be a physical improvement on either of the parents.

A clone is a clone, a 100% genetic replica.
If you clone a seed plant that has hybrid vigour then that clone will also have hybrid vigour, the Exodus Cheese is an example.
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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So my pal comes round last night for a smoke and plays some game, the twat's only gone and put cheats into my Saints Row 3 game (that I've only just started).

"Here you go mate, you'll don through those missions now. Infinite bullets, can't die and millions in the bank"

Oh cheers pal......:roll:
I do like to beat a game mi'sen before I cheat, in fact I'm good enough to beat games on the hardest setting now I'm all grown up!

This pal is the guy who won't play Dirt 3 unless the racing/breaking line is on though cos he can't do it otherwise.
 
ghb

ghb

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there are two types of gamer imo.

those who play to beat the game (usually on easy)
those who play to enjoy the game (usually on hard)


what sort of cunt plays on medium? that's what i want to know


edit: somebody put a cheat on my gta years ago, it made everybody on the game go mad and kill each other and me. ruined the game for me and i had to start again
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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ghb said:
what sort of cunt plays on medium? that's what i want to know
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Me depending on the game.

Easy speaks for its self so we don't touch it, ever.
I start on medium to gauge the game, if it's not hard enough then I'll up it but I can't don all games on hard.
Racing games are usually exceptionally difficult higher up.

Back when I used to play consoles I wouldn't be satisfied until I'd beat every game I had on the hardest setting, then something like "Tony Hawks Pro Skater" comes along and twists yer cap back lol.
 
newuserlol

newuserlol

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only reason i askd gboy was ive known people apply for them fings, get refused but stil get stung for 50-90quid ''brokers fee''
 
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