The UK Growers Thread!
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JAMES.BOND.007
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ok i have been to the canna site they have a good guide there you can have any amount of water down to 1 l and you can measure in ml or tea spoons very helpful oh and thanks a lot
http://www.canna-uk.com/growguide link to the grow guide
dura72
Well-Known Member
Ponderisms:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
dura72
Well-Known Member
no but i quite fancy it. it would have been a great marketing ploy if you got a free hammer with it
awww yeh!!! anyone watched this yet?
supersillybilly
Well-Known Member
Wits happening guys. U not go to Uni the day Dura???? Weather is real bad here. I am without a grow and a bit lost. Been phoning my m8's and asking to come round to see theirs and feed, trim and do general shit in their garden. All of them are saying they have it covered.
dura72
Well-Known Member
when ah went out tae get the bus earlier the fuckin rain was stoatin aff the pavement, the roasd were runnin like the clyde so ah jist said fuck that and went hame, apparently theres a load of roads shut because o it so ah thought ahm no gettin fuckin stranded in central station for the night. ah went tae Asda tae get ma dinner and there carpark was over a foot deep in water because a local river had burst its bank. the council had just spent 1/4 million buildind flood barriers at it. so jist a quiet nite in front o the box for me. thats 11 days sober. ahm fuckin scunnerd.
supersillybilly
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U wanna go on the razz the mora???? Fucking pishing down here too, real bad. Going to a H'ween party on Sat as the Pope(its in Kilwinning too.lol)
dura72
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ah canny mate ahm still on the ant-abuse pills. im for the full flowering time aff it. need to get cash the gither for chrimbo. if your up for it we can get a drink ower the festive season.
supersillybilly
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Aye defo m8. Im nearly finished wae that Shaun Ryder book. U wanting it. Might take a bounce up to see you to kill a day. Twiddling my thumbs the now
supersillybilly
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TV puts fucking loads of pressure on people. Fucking wedding programmes on BBC3. Puts ideas in womens heads. Not good
supersillybilly
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The only Church you will get me in is Charlotte