Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
[FONT="]Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick." [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. [/FONT]
Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians?
[FONT="]A: Hair balls [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavors [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A: Crust [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Q: How do you define a "tough girl"
A: She kickstarts her own vibrator or she rolls her own tampons [/FONT]
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