The UK Growers Thread!

[rainz]

@ Sambo........Looking good mate, whats it smelling like? not bad for a score eh looks like a good yielder.

 

[sambo020482]

dont smell too bad m8 aint nuffing special, they were flowered in 6.5ltr pots n crammed into a small space could av been alot better but worth the score i spose.

 

[sambo020482]

morning peoples

fucking pissing it down round here aint doing much for my smoking in the garden lol

 

[dura72]

morning all, what a shit time to be up!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

def looks worth it sambo man, youve got a lot better to work with now tho eh

 

[sambo020482]

i been up since fucking 4am lol

you sorted ya shit out then dura? still alive anyway lol

 

[supersillybilly]

Good morning all, sambo u still a shitebag, dura good to see you can still type even if its with 1 finger. lol. As for that guy in the toilet with the bounce, would never have got myself into that situation, got to keep your wits about you if your up to no good

 

[sambo020482]

Good morning all, sambo u still a shitebag, dura good to see you can still type even if its with 1 finger. lol. As for that guy in the toilet with the bounce, would never have got myself into that situation, got to keep your wits about you if your up to no good

morning m8 i am shitebag that much is true lol

 

[dura72]

yes lads, im still alive. don't think anything gonna come of it, sum1 would've made contact with me by now. i'd have been summoned to a 'meeting' if it was gonna be taken any further....ah well just another bit of stupidity to mark down in the ledger.

 

[rainz]

Mornin all, just woke up with half a joint stuck to my cheek, had to post aint done it for a long time lol smoked myself into a coma

 

[sambo020482]

Mornin all, just woke up with half a joint stuck to my cheek, had to post aint done it for a long time lol smoked myself into a coma

a half joint stuck to ya cheek rainz lmfao that made me larf m8 was ya abit stoned last night by nechance lol

 

[dura72]

I was lying next to my new girlfriend and I said, "you're different to all the other girls I've slept with."
She said, "that's because I'm a bloke, you twat."

That's what I love about Martin... She's got a great sense of humour.

 

[allywado]

Have you ever seen somebody soo chinese it looks like it hurts?

I can say this because some of my best friends are racist.

 

[rainz]

a half joint stuck to ya cheek rainz lmfao that made me larf m8 was ya abit stoned last night by nechance lol

LOL yea just a bit, day off today so im gona enjoy it despite the rain, i feel well monged out tho might have to pop to camden for some pie 'n' mash. U alrite sambo??? .............Glad to see ur still about dura, would have been a shame to lose RIU's own frankie boyle lol.

 

[rainz]

gona smoke that half a spliff that my cheek saved from last night i fink, its a bit flat tho lol

 

[Frenchy1000]

wake 'n' bake any1?

 

[allywado]

wake 'n' bake any1?

Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhh

 

[Frenchy1000]

ok. so my first grow, i just went ahead and put 1 seed into a pot of soil gave it a water and now waiting. still no sign of it and i planted at on saturday! whats the longest you guys have waited for a plant to pop up?

 

[dura72]

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."

 

[rainz]

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."

Fucking quality lol