The UK Growers Thread!

[rustybud]

i loved the way the tv news last nite went nuts about the snow, we've had it for weeks in scotland and no one really gives a shit( it is worse than its been for years though) but as soon as it heads towards london and the south its fuckin panic stations, quick call the army and coastgaurd pmsl, unfuckinbelievable. fuckin south of england thinks its the centre of the universe. all i do is wrap up warm put a dvd on coz the SKY has went tits up and crack a bottle of vodka(whiskey,gin,rum,brandy, turpentine,aftershave;lets face it as long as it aint frozen solid i'm drinking it)and fuck the world.[/QUOTE

i will 2nd dat!!! well said .

 

[haloman420]

What up to the UK. Hey mates will you go to you tube an look at my video of over 240 funny pics.

 

[Woomeister]

spammers are not welcome.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

im with you dura im gonna hit my pipe n head up to buy more booze in me wellies!

leave off the meths tho

an yeah spammers are not welcome !!

think im due a dram

 

[dura72]

ah well don its thursday so u gotta get some practice in for the weekend, its always better to heat up ur engine before you go driving buddy.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

im a geordie fella ill be the one jogging in me wellies in shorts, t shirt with me hip flask stuck tween me teeth

 

[dura72]

remember to get sumthin to eat when your out don maybe a canny bagga tudor lad.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

why aye bonny lad haha aint heard that for time man.

 

[dura72]

ahh, im old don, i remember the adverts of the seventies .....sometimes...when i'm not forgetting where i live and occasionally shitting myselsf...gettin old sucks...admitedlly my girlfriend is only 26(hee,hee,hee.dirty OLD man)

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

your only as old as the woman you feel mate how old are you ? you know you get a hefner point for every ten years over your partner

 

[dura72]

38 this year mate. although after xmas and new year i'm feeling a shade older, and definetly a lot poorer.

 

[tip top toker]

woooooowoooooooooooooo

that means it's time to start planning that midlife crisis

but 26, all i can say is you jammy sod fair play to that!

 

[bobtokes]

your only as old as the woman you feel mate how old are you ? you know you get a hefner point for every ten years over your partner

i feel a few years older lol

 

[dura72]

yeah, its great(thats irony btw) i have to eat viagra like fuckin sweeties to try n keep up. ah well theres sure as shit worse things in life lads.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

ill be 28 this year, my lass is panicking shes turning 26 haha

8 years aint much difference dura its all in your outlook. i chased some kids skidding down my drive on skateboards without wheels on yesterday. felt like a right old misery c@nt.

they came back today and skidded into me recycle bin knocked it over n legged it when the bottles when everywhere. bless their little frightened socks they came back and picked them up n said sorry haahaha

 

[tip top toker]

lol, the big ol scary don

snow changes people i was out last night having a smoke on the bench and noticed one of the nieghbours was going to and from one of our gardens for snow and was building a snowman on his front porch, i was so unbelievebly close to sneaking over when he went for more snow and flatteneing it

i'm such a vital member of society

 

[dura72]

hey tip top that fuckin guy 'riddleme' is getting right on my nipple ends, i've noticed we seem to land on the same threads and we seem to be in agreement as to general growing methods but that fuckin scrote is really beginning to piss me off, i dont mind sum1 like uncle ben or cervantes giving advice in an offhand manner coz those guys have the evidence to back it up but this fuckin bawbag seems to think hes got the fuckin holy grail on mj growing , cunts like that really, really make ma fuckin fists itch.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........................................

 

[tip top toker]

yup, he seems a bit of a tool.

the notion that the difference lots of runoff and aa small amount of runoff was that of crap bud and the holy grail. it tickled me

Ask yourself, WHAT WOULD MOTHER NATURE DO?

Does she know the ph of her rain water?
Are the light cycles constant?
Does she add Nutes?
Does she add mollases?
Are there light leaks? Does she "hide" the moon to stop hermies?

that especially amused me everything about that is so wrong

quick question to better my knowledge. do you get herms from regular seeds, or is it due to the genetics of feminized seeds/way they're produced?

 

[dura72]

hermies can occur in any seed as far as i've read( and i did read a lot on this recently) but femed seeds are more prone to it, although i think if they occur in regular seeds they arent always hermies i think a different term is used sumthin like bi sexual( that isnt the term btw but its sumthin like that) https://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/182247-feminized-seeds-hermie-test-14-a.html this thread is quite in depth but it'll tell u everything about it mate. the thing about guys like riddleme is that there absolutely positive that they know best and anyone who disagrees is wrong!!!! i've a fuckin tent full of bush that proves i know what i'm doing( or at least i know enuff to get a tent full a bush) CUNT!!!

 

[BLOCKER]

Heys guys I just posted this question in a new thread, then I saw this thread anyhelp apprieciated

I live in the UK, hydro equipment here isnt very good especially for hoods.

America seems to have the best equipment but getting it shipped to the UK is very costly with the duty/vat and shipping charges.

If I was to buy from in the (EU) I would save 17.5vat charge, does anyone know of good online hydro retailers inside the (EU).

Im after the XXXL magnums or the Big kahunas please help, thankyou.