The UK Growers Thread!

The Yorkshireman

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I always enjoy watching Ken Block videos but to be honest that was shite by the usual standards.

He hit the hot dog stand on the first figure of 8, he hit the lamp post in China Town and the guy with the hydrolic lowrider had to move his left leg out of the way on the first pass so he didn't get hit.

Also a massive waste of road, notice how he has to make really wide drifts and smash the shit out of the rev limter to come back out of a turn because the car handles like a go cart on ice?

Fun to watch all the noise and smoke but that car set up is pants.


He does get some Brownie points for the couple of reverse entries though.
 

newuserlol

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hows we all doing then?

im just watching some shit on tv called shops n robbers, some nutty fuckers out there fighting people with knifes,guns last 1 the bloke had a chisel and was a lump but the cunt still got done n held until the feds arrived by 2 women n 1 skinny bloke lmao fuck that tho, ok fair enough if its your own shop u worked for n run i can get that protecting what is yours but these have a go mofos who on min wage i just dont understand.
 

R3l@X

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Sitting in the living room hitting bongs.
Selling my shit @2.3g and one of the lads was like that's a nice 3 grams man haha all I was thinking was i hope he doesn't mention the size but yeah its flying.

Wouldn't mind but the insurance covers for everything lol
 

Saerimmner

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hows we all doing then?

im just watching some shit on tv called shops n robbers, some nutty fuckers out there fighting people with knifes,guns last 1 the bloke had a chisel and was a lump but the cunt still got done n held until the feds arrived by 2 women n 1 skinny bloke lmao fuck that tho, ok fair enough if its your own shop u worked for n run i can get that protecting what is yours but these have a go mofos who on min wage i just dont understand.
probably the same as when i worked uin pubs, you spend upto 15 hrs a day there, 5-6 days a week n just seem to get in the same mindset as if they have broken into your house "someones fucking up MY shit" etc
 

newuserlol

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probably the same as when i worked uin pubs, you spend upto 15 hrs a day there, 5-6 days a week n just seem to get in the same mindset as if they have broken into your house "someones fucking up MY shit" etc
you was working doors tho sae i think thats abit different than a till worker on min wage etc i understand your point tho but not for me, fuck that! id give em it all in a instant aint my shop or my cash i aint gonna get hurt for some1 else's earn.
 

Saerimmner

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you was working doors tho sae i think thats abit different than a till worker on min wage etc i understand your point tho but not for me, fuck that! id give em it all in a instant aint my shop or my cash i aint gonna get hurt for some1 else's earn.
I was also a barman then supervisor then pub manager over 15 years and spent 8 years of that with Wetherspoons ONLY sorting out their problem pubs, ive never worked in a nice quiet pub in my life
 

The Yorkshireman

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It's all insured, give em it.

I remember Leeds casino getting robbed years ago when I worked for the company.

They backed a transit van through the loading bay doors (that they knew was right behind the cashdesk wall).
5 guys jumped out, 2 with shotguns the others with machettes and hammers.

The cashier didn't resist and complied with whatever they said, poor cunt still got his face smashed in with the butt of a side by side.

French lad, he'd only been over here about 6 months.
Firm paid £15000 to have his jaw and teeth rebuilt for him before he fucked off back home.
 

The Yorkshireman

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I never did find out how much cash they got away with but the handy-man told me that it was so much that there was £30.000 bundled up in a basket on the table that they didn't bother to touch.

A good guess is about £300.000
 

Saerimmner

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why dont u do that stuff anymore mate? sound like you have a lot of experience in that kinda work?
Just got fed up of the shit money, and being constantly attacked week in week out for over 10 years finally starts getting boring y`know, in just one week i was glassed,shot at, smashed over the top of a car an done down the arm with a cutthroat razor.............an every week was pretty similar for the most part.......... i managed 58 hospital visits one year for tetanus shots/stitches/having my head glued/removing glass from me/eyes washed out after being gassed etc etc etc

Unfortunately though thats what you line yourself up for when you take on a job like that, as i said before I ONLY worked the nastiest roughest pubs the company had and believe it or not I went out to get my door licence for a quiter life lmao
 

The Yorkshireman

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More than 1 visit to the hossi a week for a whole year you've got to be the unluckiest doorman ever Sae!

Lol, the fucking Hac and Niche bouncers never had it that bad!
 

zeddd

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if running doors in rough pubs was the quiet life lol fuk me cant stand being around people like that so dnt blame ya
 

Saerimmner

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More than 1 visit to the hossi a week for a whole year you've got to be the unluckiest doorman ever Sae!

Lol, the fucking Hac and Niche bouncers never had it that bad!
No mate that was working in the pubs, u will be surprised just how quickly things escalate when 3 of yas HAVE to go into the toilets n chuck 20 blokes out all doing lines with their tooled up dealer
 

Saerimmner

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Or when you have a pub full of 250 pikies after a funeral or 2rival football teams fans kicking off in the pub n doing lines off the table etc
 

Saerimmner

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Also, remember we were generally there as well to root out thieving staff n staff dealing at work etc, weren't always just the customers attacking us oil
 
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