The UK Growers Thread!

Chopped me bill last night that's it 2 more weeks and the rest is coming down too getting me new tent 2morra now then when I'm all cropped up I'm gonna 2 nice new shiney silver star hoods the spread light te fuck.....might go for a 2plant chop every month yano keep the ball rolling
 
Lol so rimmer u were bought up around military police dogs but shit yourself wen a jack russell runs at you...hmmmm...a few holes are starting to appear in this story....

How many gaurd dogs are trainned with small children present.

Did you know that police dogs injure more innocent people then they do the criminals they are ment to catch.
 
And no my waist does not accomodate two pairs of joggers anymore....ahhhh those were the days.......

Im gussing that pik u posted is what ur local dealer looks like and that look has made u to scared to approach him...so u have to stop smoking when no ones fairys landing......

Tolerence break plz....essex weed sucks balls so much it dont even get u high....ditch weed!!
 
Lemon king said:
Lol so rimmer u were bought up around military police dogs but shit yourself wen a jack russell runs at you...hmmmm...a few holes are starting to appear in this story....

How many gaurd dogs are trainned with small children present.

Did you know that police dogs injure more innocent people then they do the criminals they are ment to catch.
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Who said anything about shitting myself? At least get the story accurate n stop trying to just make shit up out of thin air ffs, just makes you sound even more ridiculous, i quite clearly said i saw it go for me n moved out of the way before it contacted (its called a reflex action btw, honed thru thousands of years of evolution....but then again you know all this dont you?)

Also, i cant comment on "gaurd dogs" in general but all police and military police dogs have regular psychological and behavourial assessments, are bred from specific breeding lines so known behaviour traits are passed on etc and have regular familiarisation training with people/animals/vehicles etc etc, same as they have specific training not to accept gifts or foods from anyone other than their handlers, but then you know all of this dont you? lmfao

An as for the police dog/innocent ppl thing, again thats the handlers fault not the dogs, the dogs are trained to solely obey the handler, the whole time they are working they are a machine/tool, they only do what the handler tells them to do, so if anything its a mistake on the handlers part for even taking dog out of the van/setting the dog on someone in the first place
 
Erm lol a dog shows it teeth n goes for u u should be fearful but more than likely he as both surprised n angry that that cunt couldn't control his dog! That kinda shit puts me in a bad mood for the day!
Well it depends what u want ur "guard dog" for but when you're socialising ur dog (which u obviously haven't done) you should have em around children n babies from the moment you get em (don't ever leave a dog unattended with a child..common sense) so they can be desensitisated to the high pitched cries n what not..again this is stuff everyone should know and do no matter the purpose for the dog, if they're gonna be in public or around kids they must know how to act. Please link me the article that states the extremely well trained dogs attack more innocent ppl than criminals lol madness just poppycock I know they can get confused n if u run they might go for u but it's down to the handler to call em back n they'll always come back.
 
Lemon king said:
And no my waist does not accomodate two pairs of joggers anymore....ahhhh those were the days.......

Im gussing that pik u posted is what ur local dealer looks like and that look has made u to scared to approach him...so u have to stop smoking when no ones fairys landing......

Tolerence break plz....essex weed sucks balls so much it dont even get u high....ditch weed!!
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Haha me scared of a chav? You really,really need to get off the sniff or whatever it is thats making you hallucinate n go back to smoking weed mate pmsl

And again, i get a lot better weed down this way than ANYTHING ive ever tasted from up your way (including that ditch weed sample you sent me)

Essex weed? You make yourself sound more n more ridiculous everytime you post something these days, last crop i run was BB Blue Pit ( not an essex strain), before that was Don`s QQxLivers (not an essex strain) n before that was something else from seeds from one of the lads in here (again not an essex strain)
 
My Gfs trained our fella not to take eat anything off the floor or to take treats from strangers lol its fucking cool
 
lol at dog worship, don't get me wrong I like the little fellas but I did kill one once...him or me im afraid, and I threatened to kill one last year after repeatly asking some geeza to put it on a lead as it was jumping at my kids, so yeah but putting cycle helmets on them plsss lol
 
So come on then Lemon, you know everything about dogs, complete the sentence.....

"canines make over 90% of their decision on a human based on information gleaned from a persons.................................
 
zeddd said:
lol at dog worship, don't get me wrong I like the little fellas but I did kill one once...him or me im afraid, and I threatened to kill one last year after repeatly asking some geeza to put it on a lead as it was jumping at my kids, so yeah but putting cycle helmets on them plsss lol
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i remember you saying that n you're 100% bang on! you had your kids with you n the dog was obviously not trained. lol that was to piss off the missus, he had stitches removed n the missus said to be sure he's wrapped up n safe so I sent her that pic lol
 
Em, you shouldn't allow ur children to ride the dogs ir grab em, you should instead teach em how to act/treat dogs..like how Gary does it​
 
Rl@X said:
Em, you shouldn't allow ur children to ride the dogs ir grab em, you should instead teach em how to act/treat dogs..like how Gary does it​
Behaive if uve had toddlers ull know they explore everything in the blink of an eye....any of my kids can do anything to them and they allow it.
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