The UK Growers Thread!

well its went quiet in here, u bunch of lightweight old men lol, im gonna finish this beer then go wake the wife up with a big cock up the arse, later lads,
 
Fuck me I knew it was a bad idea to get smashed last night !! Fuckin fone call at 6 45 guess wot emergency jobs come in wtf why ow why do I do it
 
morning horse lovvers, ha ha are flies a problem in wales baz lmfao......I got this first thing....."I think you love ur plants more than me".........only a few days of it ffs
 
zeddd said:
morning horse lovvers, ha ha are flies a problem in wales baz lmfao......I got this first thing....."I think you love ur plants more than me".........only a few days of it ffs
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Morning Z, Nayyy, that incident with the fly spray was in Leeds lol, I was born in Leeds , plenty of flies there !, & I don't love my plants more than my mrs, they don't suck me off, or pay the rent, that's one less than youres does isn't it ? Lol
 
Jeebus, conversation took a nose dive last night haha went from Gary getting another dog to someone trying to fuck a donkey for 100 £.
 
Haha wot ya fuckers expect sambo is back haha upfated thread lads let me know wot ya think all crittics took on board lol na just tell me im shit cus I am muhahaha
 
Morning fellas haha been reading thru last nights topics baz u never fail at making me piss man pony shaggin lmao u remind me of a lad I know used to be in the army he ain't right either Lol.... came round mine at crimbo and he couldn't help himself but to sit on a Budweiser bottle while we was having a toke outside hahaha #crazygingercunt
 
Morning all whats everyones plans for the day? me im off to the pub later with a bag of MD n some mates lmao, see if i cant get in a fight with a doorman or some shit lol
 
shawnybizzle said:
Morning fellas haha been reading thru last nights topics baz u never fail at making me piss man pony shaggin lmao u remind me of a lad I know used to be in the army he ain't right either Lol.... came round mine at crimbo and he couldn't help himself but to sit on a Budweiser bottle while we was having a toke outside hahaha #crazygingercunt
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You have some weird mates shawny, can jus imagine it now "shawny pass me the joint will ya lad, cant quite ram this bud bottle in me ringer wivout a toke" lmao
 
Haha fighting doorman aye charged off yer nut lol....yes I do have some mental mates the worse are ex army really good lads but fookin crazy lmao Yeh he just had a few pulls of a j downed his bud then downed it again hahaha he said he done it in Iraq with a pernos bottle then they all.carried drinking from it brruugggghhhh dirty fuckers I tell ye...not for me I have to say
 
easy lads, hows it going this morning? ive spent most of my morning trying to stop these 2 dogs shagging all over the house, never have i had a dog that just humps 24hrs a day he's relentless, reminds me of myself in my youth lmao
 
Yeah last time we had some MD i thought it would be a good idea to swallow a whole gram bag in one go followed by another whole bag a few hours later, fast forward 6hrs an im running stark bollock naked down the road fighting 2 doorstaff after I apparently tried to run upto one of the doorstaff and "exorcise his demons" which entailed hitting him on the top of the head an screaming in his face" demons be gone i command you"...............an apparrently this all happened because of a stupid bet that i wouldnt do this inside the club 10mins earlier lmao, dont remember fuck all bout it, mates told me the next morning n showed me the pics lmao
 
Garybhoy11 said:
easy lads, hows it going this morning? ive spent most of my morning trying to stop these 2 dogs shagging all over the house, never have i had a dog that just humps 24hrs a day he's relentless, reminds me of myself in my youth lmao
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ur dogs sooooo gonna be up the duff haha.
 
Saerimmner said:
Yeah last time we had some MD i thought it would be a good idea to swallow a whole gram bag in one go followed by another whole bag a few hours later, fast forward 6hrs an im running stark bollock naked down the road fighting 2 doorstaff after I apparently tried to run upto one of the doorstaff and "exorcise his demons" which entailed hitting him on the top of the head an screaming in his face" demons be gone i command you"...............an apparrently this all happened because of a stupid bet that i wouldnt do this inside the club 10mins earlier lmao, dont remember fuck all bout it, mates told me the next morning n showed me the pics lmao
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2 fucking Gs? Is it crystal? Id do a g in a go n that was considered excessive but my fuck @ 2 Gs *pat on the back*


Funny thing is that you probably looked pretty posessed.
 
take it easy sae, i'd hate to be you tomorrow, or monday lol. have a good one lad!

and gary seperate the fuckers will you or you are gonna have 10 little black bastards running abbout your house
 
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