The UK Growers Thread!

bazoomer

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Problem is these birds watch porn and think it's what we want when all we really need is a kind word and a hug lol, Baz Man U ok?
Lol, she don't watch porn Z, she just loves sucking the jizz out of me 24/7 ,it's like a fix for her ! She don't drink or do drugs, she will have a J now & then.shes a good un mate, not like that fucking slave nutt job ffs .im ok thanks man, not worked for a while ,but I'm never a burden on society :)
 

The Yorkshireman

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I'm a bang on 8 natural.

I used to be able to squeeze out about an extra half years ago when I was fucking about with steroids but my hard ons these days don't rage as much as they used to.

lol
 

zeddd

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U lost me on the bit after "a 9" in our company "
There was a bird on here who said she was dying of cancer and this thread cheered her up and made her laugh ( it was 5 years ago) one of our mates told her he had a 9 inch cock. She said she had never seen such a cock and we never heard from her again @unlucky
 

The Yorkshireman

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No it wasn't Unlucky who said she was dying of cancer, it was some other bird.
I only just deleted a PM convo with that bird about a fortnight back when I was having a clear out, I could have told you her name other wise, fuck knows what it was now.

Unlucky was just a troll messer with some serious mental health issues.
To be honest that deluded Ladextra bird in Spain who mostly floats about for the attention reminds me of Unlucky.
They have some very similar personality traits.
Mind you so does that Lemon cunt.

Come across some right wierdos on here over the years eh lads. lol
 

The Yorkshireman

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So I measured my GG#4 so I could chime in with some observations.

Flipped it at about 6-7" and under a MH for the first 2 weeks to keep the stretch down, it's 3 weeks in 12/12 today and it stands at about 33" with fucking ludicrous internode spacing.
It's pretty much bald of bud sites the internodes are that silly.

Big yielder my fucking arse, not without some serious topping and messing about with it isn't.
Just over 4x stretch (mostly under MH too) before it even remotely begins to bud out.

I'll see about getting a photo up tomorrow, it's laughable.
It was about 2/3's the size of the Exo's when flipped and now it's a good 5-6" taller than the largest Exo with less than half the bud sites.

I don't know about trying to cash crop a tent full of the stuff, I reckon my fucking price needs to go up to compensate.
 

theslipperbandit

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deffo gos too quick mate, i member as a kid time going so slow..... nowdays its slow that shit down just another year closer to death lol

you no me trouble with having the glue sent to me lol have deffo tried lol got another fucking royal mail compo thing on at the mo, a oz went missing few months ago but thankfully the person who sent it done the is it worth 500+ shit so fingers crossed lol hear alot about the stretch on the gg4 tho dont sound like a nice easy lazy grow?

no denying the quality of the smoke or bag appeal tho.
My gg4 turned quite dense tbh
 

theslipperbandit

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lmao

shorely you would remember hating a drunken post enough to send unrooted clones 2nd class??? if it was you n all that lolol
I'm fairness he's a gent but he sent me a ton of promo clones all uprooted....clones only survive if rooted for me over the waters anyways..then need some sort of Base to live off.neber the less I was still greatful at the thought
 

theslipperbandit

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''does waffle on abit''

fuck off, your best buds with lax aint yas lmao waffle on, abes the silent type compard lol
You're* a fucking jewellery.how are we best buds aye? IZ it cuz we don't charge for cuts? Lol was actually u who first accepted me here then master so technically we best buds.

Anyone cropping soon?
 

theslipperbandit

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I sent whatever was available to GG at the time. If they were twigs then that's because my plants were small and GG was in a rush to get them. I don't have anything against you, you're not even on my radar. However it shows a lack of class to slag someone off for doing someone else a favour 6 months after the event. That is if it is me you're talking about. Either way enjoy the core cut, it smashes the gg4 out of the park.
He's being a dick man don't worry about it u sent me fucking tree branches of a Ton of generous,,healthy dark green chlorophyll But unfortunately they weren't rooted.once rooted their survival rates is astronomically better going over the pond.
dude they always bounce back by keeping em moist n what not.best I've seen is master n bizzle (think they're the same but with quality my other guy he cn package a big bag that looks great,usually touch barrier and at one stage I was getting em weekly if not once I think I got it twice n worst was rambo n his smellyproof over a certain holiday period resting 5 days in the postie lol one other member who I get stuff from has so far been consistently adequate especially down to the Mylar and reusable touch barrier even return not and buds never compressed
 

theslipperbandit

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No it wasn't Unlucky who said she was dying of cancer, it was some other bird.
I only just deleted a PM convo with that bird about a fortnight back when I was having a clear out, I could have told you her name other wise, fuck knows what it was now.

Unlucky was just a troll messer with some serious mental health issues.
To be honest that deluded Ladextra bird in Spain who mostly floats about for the attention reminds me of Unlucky.
They have some very similar personality traits.
Mind you so does that Lemon cunt.

Come across some right wierdos on here over the years eh lads. lol
You and Don assumed I was Chedz at ones ffs.
Zeddd pretended to. Be a chick for some reason n this is my3rd account but that's OK its drug related
 
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