The UK Growers Thread!

[theslipperbandit]

I know but he's just so fuckin irritating n his mam was asking to be rammed.
Fair Nuff but not u gotta share ur drugs...does she know u grow?

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Aye She does. Her ex is in the sniff racket she's not arsed.

 

[theslipperbandit]

Ah so ur the lad shell take home to see mammy

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Haha aye clean cut kid like me.... Take her Ma flowers n drink with her dad while complaining about them both. Sounds canny actually. Never wanted to be round my ex's fam. Right PITA'S

 

[theslipperbandit]

My gfs dad's a cop but he's fuckin cool tbh.her sister is even a cop,she drives squad cars n took us out for a drink one night..fuck me she drove like a fuckin mad man but propper cool covered in tattoos n all.

 

[makka]

now then lads hows all?

 

[theslipperbandit]

Hey makka u cunt.u still growing at ur bros attic? What u got going atm?

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Large?! XXXL all the way man. Been pretty good barring Thursdays blip. New bird is a match for me which is terrifyingly fun. You all good man?

Yeh im sweet man still feel.fucked aftwr 2 xans tho they knocked me right the fuck out lol...been real.busy with work n shit too

 

[theslipperbandit]

U got a job bizzle? What's going on there

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Yeh im sweet man still feel.fucked aftwr 2 xans tho they knocked me right the fuck out lol...been real.busy with work n shit too

I could murder a couple but I doubt the ze German will be down with me being sloppy. On the gin and ipa just now. She's away to powder her nose. I'm supposed to be playing poop but I think I'm going to get caned and just bash balls about.

 

[medicropper07]

RIP blue dream #1

What a let down, don't even think i'm high, lets hope it's a creeper for my patients sake

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Lmao playing pool......

 

[theslipperbandit]

Ur sick don

 

[medicropper07]

Anyone else here think the bandit is a virgin?

 

[theslipperbandit]

Jesus christ dude virgin joke are a little childish for a "man" of your age aren't they? You angry cuz I raped ur mother? Bitch loved me slapping my cock off her lips doing helicopter noises as me cock went up n down her cock hungry lips

 

[R1b3n4]

Anyone else here think the bandit is a virgin?

 

[medicropper07]

The spidey senses are tingling weed nerds

 

[theslipperbandit]

Right that's it he's on ignore

 

[R1b3n4]

Right that's it he's on ignore

Its taken you this long? lol

 

[medicropper07]

The lads a virgin or he's going out with a cop
Even you aren't that stupid rimmer