The UK Growers Thread!

zeddd

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lol you could buy crack n smack in the tea room just outside the ward of mine lmao and they use to smoke dope in the smoking room on ward lol

crazy places cause your all mixed it aint like hes just semi nuts put him in the semi nuts ward no your all mixed men and women some off there fucking nut!

they give a drug called halipelidal or something like that quite abit on them wards its to stop paranoid thoughts n calm you down but a side effect of it is it cranks ya neck right up, so you got all these nutjobs walking about looking even more crazy.

also if you really play up smash a few window etc they will jab you up with i.v lorazepam thats a nice benzo lol id get bored smash the place up just for a shot lmao
you know they got the best drugs anywhere makes sense to spread the love your way
 

abe supercro

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Had a GF who was an occupational therapist, invited me to her uni hospital job for an art therapy class w her patients. It was so enjoyable doing the arts and crafts w the crazies, thought these people are really chilll. I started to fantasize about breaking into an asylum, or fake it like the indian chief. I didn't want life's responsibilities in my 20s. got my mandatory overnight 3 years later.
 

newuserlol

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Had a GF who was an occupational therapist, invited me to her uni hospital job for an art therapy class w her patients. It was so enjoyable doing the arts and crafts w the crazies, thought these people are really chilll. I started to fantasize about breaking into an asylum, or fake it like the indian chief. I didn't want life's responsibilities in my 20s. got my mandatory overnight 3 years later.
thats the problem with em, you start to use em as a mini break.

fuck it lifes getting hard ill just get meself nutted off lol
 

Mastergrow

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thats the problem with em, you start to use em as a mini break.

fuck it lifes getting hard ill just get meself nutted off lol
U manage to sort any drugs out for this evening or u on the booze? I've a wedding on Saturday so thot I'd get on the drink as I'm off for a few days before. Fuckin had to splash out on a new suit and all the other day, fuckin costs a fortune this shit lol
 

zeddd

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U manage to sort any drugs out for this evening or u on the booze? I've a wedding on Saturday so thot I'd get on the drink as I'm off for a few days before. Fuckin had to splash out on a new suit and all the other day, fuckin costs a fortune this shit lol
how much does a marks and spencer suit cost man?
 

abe supercro

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Just me weed. It's the dam coffee that sends me. can't consume alcohol, that triggers all kinds of shit. already agro fighting to be cheerful.

claustrophobic being in any room or building for any length. I can barely sit thru a full meal at a restaurant at times. my back to the wall is best and prefer to be near an exit. can't stand being locked in anywhere.
 

newuserlol

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U manage to sort any drugs out for this evening or u on the booze? I've a wedding on Saturday so thot I'd get on the drink as I'm off for a few days before. Fuckin had to splash out on a new suit and all the other day, fuckin costs a fortune this shit lol
devil juice mate, due hash,weed,tabs 2mora should have been today the cunting postman!

suits lol fuck i aint worn one for 10+ yr now lol
 

newuserlol

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Just me weed. It's the dam coffee that sends me. can't consume alcohol, that triggers all kinds of shit. already agro fighting to be cheerful.

claustrophobic being in any room or building for any length. I can barely sit thru a full meal at a restaurant at times. my back to the wall is best and prefer to be near an exit. can't stand being locked in anywhere.
crowd,heights,the sea,people i dont no to name a few that will set me off on the the crazy mode lol
 

newuserlol

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Go and fuck urself u crippled old cunt. M&S pfffttt. Suit, shirt, tie and shoes cost £340, do fuckin rightly cos I can't see me wearing it for long. I'll be home and gettin changed before long
fucking el mg could have got a asda job and a 8th of proper to liven up the wedding at that price lolol
 

Mastergrow

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fucking el mg could have got a asda job and a 8th of proper to liven up the wedding at that price lolol
Aye I needed a suit man, been to a few funerals and shit lately and felt like a bellend lol. 5-7 days a week I wear a pair of snickers work trousers and an old tshirt, this a good m8s wedding so thot I'd make an effort. Should be plenty gear there anyway....I hope lol
 

newuserlol

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Aye I needed a suit man, been to a few funerals and shit lately and felt like a bellend lol. 5-7 days a week I wear a pair of snickers work trousers and an old tshirt, this a good m8s wedding so thot I'd make an effort. Should be plenty gear there anyway....I hope lol
fuck i been lucky, i no its coming tho but ive never been to a funeral that means anything to me, went to a ex's mums funeral was rough as fuck tbh cause when she was on her death bed id given the ex a load of vals telling her it would help her deal with it, the twat took too many n fell asleep on the bed as her mum was dieing...... yes i still feel bad,
 

zeddd

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fuck i been lucky, i no its coming tho but ive never been to a funeral that means anything to me, went to a ex's mums funeral was rough as fuck tbh cause when she was on her death bed id given the ex a load of vals telling her it would help her deal with it, the twat took too many n fell asleep on the bed as her mum was dieing...... yes i still feel bad,
her dying mother only needed a glass of water to stay alive and the dumb bint was spazzed on benzos, rec its her fault shes dead lol
 

Mastergrow

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it was a proper all family around the bed jobby waiting for her to die, n the silly fuck fell asleep on the bed lmao still she was a cracking shag the ex not the dead mum in law lol
Always seems to go back to fucking dead people in here lol, well I'm hungry as fuck so just ordered a dominos, ain't had one in ages
 
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