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dura72

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I was trying to describe the Chuckle Brothers to my little nephew the other day.

I said, "Imagine the Super Mario Brothers... with Downs Syndrome."
 

dura72

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well went to see my lawyer today and he detailed the charges against me. dangerous driving, drunk driving attempting to pervert the course of justice, 2 charges of possesion( both for valium, 1 in the car and the other in the cop shop !!), attempting to destroy evidence (trying to swallow the pill that fell out my sock in the cop shop!!),and cultivation.he said the pf(thats the scots equivalent of the cps) is happy to drop 4 charges if i plead guilty to drunk driving, 1 possesion and cultivation. quite happy with that tbh in the circumstances. expectin 18 month to 2 year ban and heavy fines.
 

dura72

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its a pretty good outcome if thats what i get, i mean its not exactly a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow but if i'd got fucked over with them all , i cld have been looking at time and a longer ban, mite even get a bit of favour coz ive plead guilty almost straight away without goin to trial and ive a got a fucking tear jerker of a story when it comes to back ground reports.
 

dura72

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fuckin rite billy, curtails ma freedom ah bit but with the price o petrol rite now ahm actually saving cash and tbh ah dont really need a car, its jist a luxury.....mite a bit o a painful transition fae driver tae public transport peasant but .....jist gotta get used tae it mate.....wit time u cumin up the morra ( thursday) coz ahm off early friday tae fish and camp and hoprefully bang a barmaid!!
 

dura72

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Didn't help myself in court yesterday.

I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said, "How does 5-6 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."
 

dura72

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I was in the supermarket yesterday wandering around slightly confused. A shop assistant approached me and asked if she could help.

"Yes" I said, "I'm looking for tampons"

She showed me where they were and later found me at the checkout with cotton balls and a roll of string.

"What's going on?" She asked, "I thought you were buying tampons"

"Well I was going to but here's the thing. Last week when I asked my wife to buy me a carton of cigarettes she came home with a tin of tobacco and some Rizla's claiming it's much cheaper. So I figured if I have to roll my own then so does she"
 

WOWgrow

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fuckin hell dura, you've got off lightly there! Pleased for you mate but dont let it happen again. you still sober?
 

dura72

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fuckin hell dura, you've got off lightly there! Pleased for you mate but dont let it happen again. you still sober?
yeah mate but goin campin/fishin the morra so ah stoppped takin the pills so i can have a good heavy session friday, saturday and sunday(old firm game)..then 2 day hangover and back on them for a while. need to keep on track till at least the case is over. so playin it safe just now.
 
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