The UK Growers Thread!

[newuserlol]

hows we doing then?

im off to me mums 2mora need to fill me lappy back up after me fucking factory restore malarky, she has the top virgin package silly speeds like 150mb+ i thinks.

see im a expert aswel on this dmt/Ayahuasca shit, check my copy n paste skills outs lol

http://agorahooawayyfoe.onion/p/xMPC3YBk2T

"You are largely responsible for me viewing my own consciousness the world and human interaction from an entirely new reference point, and for this I could never thank you enough."

Ah, brings a fair tear to the eye, does it not...

My 100% authentic Ayahuasca pack was the best selling ayahuasca on both Silk Road, Sheep and Atlantis. This authentic pack contains enough for 2 people to have 1 full ayahuasca experience, or 1 person to have 2 different types of experience; a traditional ayahausca and a more pharmahuasca experience.

Pack contents:-

25g - 10 year old Black Banisteriopsis Caapi Vine (Harmine / Harmaline - MAOI inhibitor - Peru)
15g - Psychotria Viridis "Chacruna" (DMT - Peru)
10g - Chaliponga (DMT, Bufotenine and 5MEO-DMT - Peru)
10g - Mimosa Hostilis "Jurema" (DMT - Mexico)
3g - Peganum Harmala "Syrian Rue" (Harmine / Harmaline - MAOI inhibitor - Iran)

Ayahuasca has to be made in two separate parts. It is very easy to do, if you can boil water, you can make ayahuasca. I've been brewing and selling ayahuasca for over 10 years, so this should be comprehensively all you need to know to get the most out of the pack.

The pack is set up so 2 people would split the Syrian Rue, and the caapi, then all of the remaining mixture. If you are a single person, you should aim to use all the Caapi Vine, all the chacruna and chaliponga and a few grams of the Mimosa Hostilis. The Syrian Rue and remaining Mimosa is then used for a different "flavoured" experience, commonly termed "pharmahuasca".

BREWING INSTRUCTIONS, FOR 1 PERSON

First, you should boil some water and add some vitamin C powder, or fruit juice to make the water slightly acidic - which helps the active ingredients concentrate in the tea. When boiling, change to a simmer and add the 25g caapi Vine. Simmer, not heavily boil, for about 45 minutes. Then strain. You want 1 large mugs worth. Add some honey, as its fairly bitter - but not unpleasant tasting.

It will take about 45mins to 1 hour after drinking for the MAOI effects to kick in. MAOI means "Mono-amine Oxidase Inhibitor". Mono-amine oxidase is a enzyme in your stomach which breaks down many substance, including DMT. So normally, if you drink or eat any DMT, it will be broken down before you experience any effects. With ayahuasca, the MAOI will stop this working temporarily, so any ingested DMT can enter the body without being broken down and do its magic. It is important that when using a MAOI you don't smoke, drink caffeine, take any medications etc. I will update a list of things to avoid shortly; but its good form to take no active substance on the day of your experience, or stop any anti-depressants etc. a day before.

So, while the Caapi MAOI takes effect, you brew the second tea. DO the same, water, vitamin C or fruit juice and boil all the chacruna and caapi, and a few grams of the MHRB, again for about 45 minutes. When ready, add honey and drink. This can be very bitter, depending on how much mimosa you added - the caapi and chacruna on their own taste OK, the mimosa is the extra power!

After about 45 miniutes after consuming the second tea, you will start to trip. However, this is just phase one. You shoudl get wavey lines, bending, visuals etc. but the DMT is now congregating on your gallbladder, have prepared hot buttered crumpets / hot buttered toast / hot buttered rice as the fatty hot butter releases all content from your gall bladder back to your bloodstream, and now you will be thoroughly off with the fairies for a further 4-5 hour authentic Ayahuasca DMT trip. You will trip just fine without the butter, they don't have it in the jungle, but this is a top level shamanic tip - I've been doing this a long time; it is the icing on the cake! After this phase you are fully immersed in a different psychedelic world, entity contact, the most intense visuals etc.

They call ayahsuca the king of trips, and I'd agree that it's far and away the best - you are still in control, unlike LSD or Salvia, but the intensity and scope of the experience is not equalled by anything.

Have a bucket handy, "La Purga" is a common part of the experience, although I have never experienced this having a particularly tough stomach! Try to keep in as much brew for as long as possible...

BREWING INSTRUCTIONS FOR 2 PEOPLE

For 2 people, simply chew half the Syrian Rue each and split the caapi brew down the middle. For the DMT part of the tea, add all the ingredients together and drink half each. You may want to brew 2 DMT teas, one with the chacruna and caapi, one with the Mimosa Hostilis - as the first part is far easier to drink, the mimosa a lot harder! You both need the rue and the caapi, or there won't be enough MAOI effects to make the DMT work, and you will need all the other ingredients. The pack has been carefully constructed to ensure the correct amount of each ingredient is present.

 

[R3l@X]

How funny is this.. Always hated this game http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-ketamine-secrets-of-segas-ecco-the-dolphin-347?utm_source=vicefbuk

 

[RobbieP]

how's the wife after that crash ages ago..bet she's still winging about it lol

Yeah mate still gets abit of pain in her back but not much can do now....

Rambo - i had to Stop taking those tablets man , was ill as fuck all the time , shits, stomach aches etc.
Im on sertraline now and don't feel sick anymore but i just flake in and out of sleep most the day lol

 

[R3l@X]

Glad to see mate keep her stoned fuck em pain killers...what pills u put on? Is it just me or is the majority or lads in here not 100% in the head lok we've all got more issues than the big issue n the junkies that sell em

 

[newuserlol]

Yeah mate still gets abit of pain in her back but not much can do now....

Rambo - i had to Stop taking those tablets man , was ill as fuck all the time , shits, stomach aches etc.
Im on sertraline now and don't feel sick anymore but i just flake in and out of sleep most the day lol

yeah mate they done the same thing to me, stomach aches,shits i use to spew sometimes aswel, citalopram aint for everyone although its one of the most common prescribed anti-depressent.

i take quetiapine and mirtazpine have been on em for a good few months now since me last nut-do, gotta say they are the best crazy pills i ever been on, aint no rec use to them but they deffo work i feel more sane than ive felt in yrs lol

 

[R3l@X]

I find that with the vals pop one n ur just normal open to conversation with anyone no paranoid anxious thoughts just totally u it's amazing how great shit is when it's not abused

 

[abe supercro]

started yoga again yesterday after an eight yr break!

 

[R3l@X]

started yoga again yesterday after an eight yr break!

i refuse to try it but especially for 35+ it does definitely have great benefits to it...much better than those other fad workouts like that p90 shit..YOURE A MORON IF U THINK U CAN GAIN N CUT THAT MUCH THAT FAST WITHOUT A PROPPER STACK(stack is steroid cycle bulk then cut thwn get ur balls working again lol)

 

[abe supercro]

I've noticed at least 20 diff latenight informercials, over the yrs, on diff fad workouts. the idea of suzanne summers, thigh-master was inspiring lolz

figured the slipper bandit had a stack of richard simmons vcr tapes for dancing to the oldies. seriously though, yoga? 'refuse to try it'. nobody likes to be cramped into a small class elbows knockin. I'm in there with three other ppl, so that's not too bad. just remembered, how id watch denise austin yoga on cable tv about 20 yrs ago, she always had the most magnificent camel toe, very interesting.

 

[RobbieP]

Fucking smoked all my jackpot royale already so im dry again lol
Tbh i did it 12/12 fs and only got about 10g wank lol

I did a skunk91 at the same time 12/12 fs but that ones taking the piss only started flowering 2 week ago (9 weeks 12/12)
So prob got 5 weeks to wait on that. .....

 

[R3l@X]

I've noticed at least 20 diff latenight informercials, over the yrs, on diff fad workouts. the idea of suzanne summers, thigh-master was inspiring lolz

figured the slipper bandit had a stack of richard simmons vcr tapes for dancing to the oldies. seriously though, yoga? 'refuse to try it'. nobody likes to be cramped into a small class elbows knockin. I'm in there with three other ppl, so that's not too bad. just remembered, how id watch denise austin yoga on cable tv about 20 yrs ago, she always had the most magnificent camel toe, very interesting.

those gimmicks makes millionslike the abe forum roller that put excessive pressure on ur lumbar thus creating back problems loool another's the toe she remember ur toes fit on like ur wearing foot gloves but shoes they said better balance n for posture.. Proven to be 100% bullshit now a total recall company gone busy n good riddance praying on the fat

 

[The Yorkshireman]

lol all mouth no dmt mr underground chemist, all you need is a bit of glassware and some tryp, you know the rest its easy lmfao

And you're all mouth with shit weed and no plant pictures Mr 'mainlined for 8 and crossed Exo/Psycho with Lemon'.


The 'bit of glassware' you refer to would be a full distillation kit with reflux condenser at over £300, extra bigger flasks at £50 ish each, then I'd need a suitable hot plate/stirrer at around £400, various other glass pieces at say another £100 along with various other pieces of miscellaneous kit like a vacuum pump/tubing/hand tools at another £50 or so.

Now the chemicals (which can't all be sourced easily).....

STEP 1
L-Tryptophan
Nitrogen Gas
Diphenal Ether
Hydrochloric Acid
Sodium Hydroxide
Anhydrous Sodium Sulphate

STEP 2
Formaldehyde
Methanol
Sodium Cyanoborohydride
Acetic Acid
Ammonia
DCM
Hexane
Ethyl Acetate

And not to mention space to work in for final steps because it's a fucking stupid idea to be producing controlled substances at a home address.

But yeah, after raising the cash and sourcing all that the rest is easy.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

i refuse to try it but especially for 35+ it does definitely have great benefits to it...much better than those other fad workouts like that p90 shit..YOURE A MORON IF U THINK U CAN GAIN N CUT THAT MUCH THAT FAST WITHOUT A PROPPER STACK(stack is steroid cycle bulk then cut thwn get ur balls working again lol)

P90x and Insanity do work as advertised mate as long as you follow proper nutrition (I have most of the range on hard drive), but you don't gain great amounts of muscle with either, you could get big and cut with P90X but you'd have to repeat the program several times over the year, I've seen 1 set of testimonial photos were the guy did it 4 times over the year and he's quite big.

My pal (18 stone, 20 inch biceps) co-owns a gym with a guy who is an ex PT instructor for the Royal Marines, they heavily advocate circuit training like P90X in the gym but they have better kit to do it with, they've just built a fake road across the length of the gym floor to do old school 'Rocky' type training like pulling tractor tyres with ropes around your waist.

I took Insanity round to the gym a few months ago and it killed em both off, it's hardcore cardio for 45 mins with only 30 seconds break between 5 min sets.
The ex marine is now using the same concept to prepare for shows as he's competing in natural bodybuilding events.

Insanity will get you super fit, super fast no doubt about it.
I'm so unfit at the moment I've been struggling with the assessment test for over a month, I need to eat more. lol

 

[ghb]

just don't mention crossfit hehe.

again, sound in theory, but the people carrying it out are often delusional and looking to take on early retirement from being crippled by tendon/joint pain or other lifting related injuries.

i think calisthenics are more than enough to get get fit and lean, if you want to be big then lift heavy and little but for fucks sake do it properly!

 

[ghb]

just been to check the plants, veg tent is a mess, all the seedlings stretched way too much and have now started flopping over, that what happens when you get so lax i suppose, i'm sure they'll be reet
. flower room is looking belter though, gonna flip them on wed i think, now we wait.

4+ months with no harvest is a twat.

 

[zeddd]

And you're all mouth with shit weed and no plant pictures Mr 'mainlined for 8 and crossed Exo/Psycho with Lemon'.


The 'bit of glassware' you refer to would be a full distillation kit with reflux condenser at over £300, extra bigger flasks at £50 ish each, then I'd need a suitable hot plate/stirrer at around £400, various other glass pieces at say another £100 along with various other pieces of miscellaneous kit like a vacuum pump/tubing/hand tools at another £50 or so.

Now the chemicals (which can't all be sourced easily).....

STEP 1
L-Tryptophan
Nitrogen Gas
Diphenal Ether
Hydrochloric Acid
Sodium Hydroxide
Anhydrous Sodium Sulphate

STEP 2
Formaldehyde
Methanol
Sodium Cyanoborohydride
Acetic Acid
Ammonia
DCM
Hexane
Ethyl Acetate

And not to mention space to work in for final steps because it's a fucking stupid idea to be producing controlled substances at a home address.

But yeah, after raising the cash and sourcing all that the rest is easy.

thanks for proving me right lol as I said its easier to extract it than to synth it, btw ever even smoked it? its not for everyone mind you

 

[zeddd]

at Rambo that is interesting shit about the butter emptying the gall bladder for the ultimate high, last thing I would have felt like doing tbh more like spewing

 

[The Yorkshireman]

thanks for proving me right lol as I said its easier to extract it than to synth it

No you didn't!

You said you wouldn't fuck up the extraction as it's a piece of piss where as the synth is degree level chemistry, good luck with that.
Thus proving (again) that you don't have the chem knowledge, confidence or experience that you would have us all believe you do.
Don't try tarring somebody else with your shortcomings Zeddd, as I said I'm quite capable with no degree or luck needed.

Anyway this is not the old days where shit's gonna get dragged out for ages like arguing with IC3, I'm past that crap.
You've been burnt mate, get rekt!

 

[R3l@X]

P90x and Insanity do work as advertised mate as long as you follow proper nutrition (I have most of the range on hard drive), but you don't gain great amounts of muscle with either, you could get big and cut with P90X but you'd have to repeat the program several times over the year, I've seen 1 set of testimonial photos were the guy did it 4 times over the year and he's quite big.

My pal (18 stone, 20 inch biceps) co-owns a gym with a guy who is an ex PT instructor for the Royal Marines, they heavily advocate circuit training like P90X in the gym but they have better kit to do it with, they've just built a fake road across the length of the gym floor to do old school 'Rocky' type training like pulling tractor tyres with ropes around your waist.

I took Insanity round to the gym a few months ago and it killed em both off, it's hardcore cardio for 45 mins with only 30 seconds break between 5 min sets.
The ex marine is now using the same concept to prepare for shows as he's competing in natural bodybuilding events.

Insanity will get you super fit, super fast no doubt about it.
I'm so unfit at the moment I've been struggling with the assessment test for over a month, I need to eat more. lol

you can't do That as a consistent exercise regime requires waaaay2 much ok if ur training for a triathlon but average Joe, those gain? You need consistency and dedicated on diet alone let alone those routines n they say anyone can do it? Pfft of you can you wouldn't look like that I'm the first place said testimonials probably from military personnel or athletes who injur emselfs then use the p9x as part of their recovery so technically they so use ir but muscle memory helps alot...hencentre ex gym rat n athletes
When I wanna gain. Mass all i do is short heavy lifts focus on negatives(when the weighs going back to starting position) nice N slow rep don't sacrifice posture up Bulking foods a massive part (always is)
I Di as little
cardio as possible then to cut I cycle,jog/hike eat more protein to carbon ratio even the odd cab cycle (if I'm mentally up to it) workout longer repetitions trying to keep my weights as high as possible then you'll be noticeably big not this near impossible SAS challenge shit it's all fucking gimmicks go workout eat healthy n think work it all evenly!! Shit needs to by symmetrical brah or u suck

 

[R3l@X]

just don't mention crossfit hehe.

again, sound in theory, but the people carrying it out are often delusional and looking to take on early retirement from being crippled by tendon/joint pain or other lifting related injuries.

i think calisthenics are more than enough to get get fit and lean, if you want to be big then lift heavy and little but for fucks sake do it properly!

that's pretty much what I said but it meant sense his way lol