The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

well lads thats me taken my anti drink tablets, so no matter what i cant drink for the next 7 days and trust me here you CAN'T drink thru these things, as some of the regulars in here may have read i've documented the effects of attempting this before..lets just leave it at 'NOT FUCKIN PLEASANT'. so thats me well and truly on the wagon, how long before i fall off is in the laps of the gods, probably Bacchus himself although the bringer of light tends to take an interest in me as well, i'm just at the point of not wanting to commit suicide but haven't ruled out murdering others that irritate me, irritation at this stage is rather nebulous, things such as nose breathing may warrant being stabbed to death with a sky remote and interrupting my porn rated cogitations is most definetly grounds for being crucified...and then set on fire....this will pass...and by thursday all i will have left is few nervous tics, somewhat akin to an epileptic break dancer....this too will pass...and by next monday i will be thinking such painful and demeaning thoughts as having a 'serious relationship' and that i've treated my (sometimes ) partner terribly and that i should really make up for it by not spitting at her......further time will pass, the fog of chemical toxins will lift from my conscious and this epiphany will eventually reach culmination in a positively Damscene revelation that what i truly,truly, above all else in creation, need is.........a job............thats when i start drinkin again.

 

[Garybhoy11]

got some power plant of a guy today but wasnt cured. smells shit tastes a bit better takes a while to kick in but when it hits u the stoned felling is amazing just wish he had spent more time curing it and the taste and smell would have been great especially when i paid a score for 2gram. oh well it will do till i get some blue cheese off ma mate 2morro which i know is much better.

 

[dura72]

i manged to lay my hands on a bit of fuck knows what ,its full of seed but the guy only wanted 80 quid for the oz so i thought fuck it may as well, its a bit damp but the boys seem happy enuff with it, then again theyve no fuckin option coz theres absolutely fuck all else in my area.

 

[dura72]

I could never shag a pensioner...

if they died I couldn't trust myself to stop

 

[Griffta]

Jeremy Beadle had a small cock.

on the other hand, it was quite big

 

[dura72]

good morning sex offenders.....4 days sober, lookin forward to having a hard shit later on in the week!

 

[supersillybilly]

5 weeks of flowering guy. Need to get a light in the room a couple of mins before the lights come on. Pics don't do it justice
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There is a pic of the crazy stem/bud. Fuck knows how that will turn out

 

[supersillybilly]

good morning sex offenders.....4 days sober, lookin forward to having a hard shit later on in the week!

I've no done a solid shit for at least 3 years. lol

 

[allywado]

there lookin good mate, your about a week n a half further in than me, i wouldnt think theyll double but the will put on a lot more weight if you give them the time!!dont let the impatience get to you!

Looking beautiful. I'm personally a little dubious about how much more weight they'll put on but what do i know, anything could happen Looking great though!

Cheers lads, means a lot. Im quite happy to wait for the goodness to come through and if they dont get much bigger im still gonnae be delighted, first grow n aw that jazz.

 

[allywado]

5 weeks of flowering guy. Need to get a light in the room a couple of mins before the lights come on. Pics don't do it justice
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They look helllfffffyyyy billy boy. They're gonnae be monsters mate.

 

[Greenguy21]

All my mates grow. The best way to know what you are getting. Plus im in love with gardening and enjoy it so much. It's only a bloody plant so legalise it! Love it how the government fired prof nut fpr telling the real facts about weed. The government know it's all good but don't want to admit they are wrong by legalising it.

 

[mantiszn]

5 weeks of flowering guy. Need to get a light in the room a couple of mins before the lights come on. Pics don't do it justice
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sparkly

 

[supersillybilly]

sparkly

If only you could see them in real life

 

[dura72]

fuckin hurry up harvest time.....ahm fucking skint!!!!

 

[supersillybilly]

Guys just got offered opium, 100g for £1k. Is this good. Is there anyway I can lace the weed with it and sell to selected customers

 

[dura72]

mmmmmm, tenner a gram, dunno how ye'd go aboot that mate.

 

[supersillybilly]

It's like tar. Was thinking I could heat it up and thin with some sort of organic oil, buy 4oz of chink weed for £500 and dip the buds in the oil. Technically you should end up with about 8oz. Sell for £400 an oz, making £1700 profit. Should get you proper wasted

 

[dura72]

where you gettin 4 oz for 5 ton, ahd give ma rite nut tae get ma hands on 4 oz. ahm fuckin shagged the noo coz ah canny lay ma hands on anythin. fuckin utter pish, ah canny turn a fuckin pound rite now!.....ah recon ur rite about thining it but ah donno wit kinda oil u would use, it would have tae be sumthin that didny reek like a chimney mate, or worse fuckin ignite when smoked!! it'll probably become runnier if gently heated, think ye'd have tae experiment a bit and i recon ye'd need a cpl o days tae do it coz if your tryin it yourself your gonny end up minced...

 

[supersillybilly]

My m8's got some shit weed, its compressed and bone dry, the stone is slightly better than soapbar, says he will give me 4 for £500. I'm no touching the stuff if I do get it, well prob not. lol. In fact I prob will, no......I will be wasted. lol

 

[dura72]

does he do tic, lol, coz ahm fuckin rookit!!!!