The UK Growers Thread!

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Hahaha, ah man that's good lol if I'd known ur bday was coming I'd have sent u some slippers lol we can the the cool dude slipper club
 
Wait till u get in yer 40's, it's gets better, yer dick keeps on pissing after u put it away, hairs sprout from ears & nose , arse hole gets slack ,so u got to be careful when farting !,oh yes, it's great getting old. . . . Or is that just me ?
 
that nothing man I was stoned in bed the last night n the missus asks when's our anniversary then follows with when's her bday..went totally blank n still can't remember...shes was not one bit pleased, still have to remember it lol
typical woman for ya that. griefing you cos she can't remember her own birthday haha
 
Yeah my willy dribbles when I'm in a rush lol 2 darn busy to shake. worst are sharts, when u think u need to fast but u shit..#awks whenever I let one rip N the missus says eww I go wait till u have to scrub those stains out
 
Off out now, to take my demented Ma to get a flat, I will be known as Robert for the rest of the day !, Joy.

Entertain yourself by calling her a different male name each time you speak to her, use of the same name twice in 1 conversation shall result in demerit points( you will be forced to go buy some funky slippers and do the welsh version of relax`s riverdance video)
 
Entertain yourself by calling her a different male name each time you speak to her, use of the same name twice in 1 conversation shall result in demerit points( you will be forced to go buy some funky slippers and do the welsh version of relax`s riverdance video)
do it baz!
 
This hash better come cuz I was eyeing some Colombian marching powder up last neet and it looked the bollocks UK seller 100 a g but if my orders dont come all faith will be lost lol
 
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