The UK Growers Thread!

WOWgrow

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hahahahaha "bugerit ahm for a wank tae babestation" alone with some charlie will do that to ya. I had 3 pills and about 4 bottles of wine, my stomach is on it's arse!
 

dura72

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too much charlie and free porn is a recipe for a sandpapered german helmet, ma knob looks like a november cabbage!!
 

Cheap Basterd

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worst. comedown. ever. sleep is definitely the only way to cure this but that aint happening today!!

No downers in supply?

Bang 40/50 mil of Valium, you'll be all good. go to the docs looking all fucked up and tell them you haven't sleept in three days. They'll most probably prescribe you some zopiclone.

Hope you're feeling better
 

tip top toker

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Anyone had or having any good work parties this year? (work, you lot, HA!) Experience has told me they suck, managed to skip 2 but alas been ambushed into going to the 3rd tomorrow. It's in a restaurant with about as appropriate a name as the slaughter house from the Simpsons
 

Cheap Basterd

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Anyone had or having any good work parties this year? (work, you lot, HA!) Experience has told me they suck, managed to skip 2 but alas been ambushed into going to the 3rd tomorrow. It's in a restaurant with about as appropriate a name as the slaughter house from the Simpsons
Last X-Mas party I attended I had a shitload of X (this was years ago). Passed around some to the staff that were cool. Was a good night.

Alcohol seems to bring the worst out in some people. They either piss and moan or get agressive. The ones on X had a great time.
 

Cheap Basterd

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For anyone interested, Wilko have some sweet glass airtight jars for cheap. Perfect for storing your dried smoke. Think a medium sized one was £1.79
 

WOWgrow

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too much charlie and free porn is a recipe for a sandpapered german helmet, ma knob looks like a november cabbage!!
lmao.

No downers in supply?

Bang 40/50 mil of Valium, you'll be all good. go to the docs looking all fucked up and tell them you haven't sleept in three days. They'll most probably prescribe you some zopiclone.

Hope you're feeling better
Cheers mate, I just rode it out in bed all day. Had the fucking cold sweats and the lot. Think the worst has passed and I might try some toast in a minute. My girl wasn't impressed, came round and I was just zombie mode.

Anyone had or having any good work parties this year? (work, you lot, HA!) Experience has told me they suck, managed to skip 2 but alas been ambushed into going to the 3rd tomorrow. It's in a restaurant with about as appropriate a name as the slaughter house from the Simpsons
I went to last years xmas do and it was shite so I've dodged it this year. Also, most of the people I work for a nob heads.

For anyone interested, Wilko have some sweet glass airtight jars for cheap. Perfect for storing your dried smoke. Think a medium sized one was £1.79
Good call, might take them up on that offer!
 

dura72

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works party??? whats 'work'? think i'll just stick to being a parasite on society than you very much. i dont have time to work, im either growing or drinking and to be honest im usually far too out ma nut to work
 

dura72

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I've been sleeping with this bloke's wife and today he sent me this text:

"You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!"

To which I replied:

"8 out of 10, I'll requires an apostrophe and a capital I."
 

dura72

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My wife gave birth to our beautiful baby son last week and I feel like the proudest father alive.

I've just got one question though:

At what age do they stop being black?
 

dura72

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Old people. This Christmas do the standing around, mouth open, wondering where the fuck you are thing before leaving the house.

Not in the entrance to ASDA.
 

Cheap Basterd

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lmao.



Cheers mate, I just rode it out in bed all day. Had the fucking cold sweats and the lot. Think the worst has passed and I might try some toast in a minute. My girl wasn't impressed, came round and I was just zombie mode.



I went to last years xmas do and it was shite so I've dodged it this year. Also, most of the people I work for a nob heads
I remember that feeling all to well. Haven't done pills in years. What are they like these days? Use to love that loved up feeling where everything just seemed right. The whole touchy feel business was very nice, And the sex, mindblowing. Frustrating at times, being able to fuck for hours and not cum. So fucking sensual though.

What's kicking around these days? Is it cut with speed or is it pretty much all MDMA? And what do you pay per pill? Sorry for all the questions, it's been a long while.
 

dura72

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most are pure crap , you get a speedys buzz with the majority with alittle of the old mdma body hit and then a fuckin 3 day comedown...not pleasant!! there are sum new ones around that are around a tenner a pop, they're kinda similar to the old school ones of the 90's although not just as good, then again maybe my tolerance levels have increased a smidgen in the last 10 or 15 years. as for price around 4 for a tenner for standard ones , i bought 2 thousand of the fuckers for 30p a pill but had to virtually give them away, no ones really into it any more, every one wants charlie for the pub and grass for the house.
 

Cheap Basterd

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Whenever I took pills I'd drink like a fish, Redstripe for me all the way (well pretty much whatever was available) Fuck all those safety freaks saying stay hydrated. lol. I use to sweat like a cunt though. And on pills I could smoke like a mother fucker. When I was proper wasted I could still roll a perfect joint.

Shame people fuck with pills, because when they're good, they're so fucking good. Why can't people just put capitalism aside and let people enjoy the magic?
 

Cheap Basterd

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most are pure crap , you get a speedys buzz with the majority with alittle of the old mdma body hit and then a fuckin 3 day comedown...not pleasant!! there are sum new ones around that are around a tenner a pop, they're kinda similar to the old school ones of the 90's although not just as good, then again maybe my tolerance levels have increased a smidgen in the last 10 or 15 years. as for price around 4 for a tenner for standard ones , i bought 2 thousand of the fuckers for 30p a pill but had to virtually give them away, no ones really into it any more, every one wants charlie for the pub and grass for the house.
Yeah fuck it, times have changed. Give me a nice clean pill over charlie anytime. Mmmmm that rush unforgetable. No need to be going to the bathroom every 20 mins. I'd rather pay 15 for an old school dove than 50 for a gram of coke anytime. Clean coke can be fun, rather an old school pill though. The after parties after a night on the pills were the shit. Good smoke, good music, monged conversations. The good old times.
 

WOWgrow

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Whenever I took pills I'd drink like a fish, Redstripe for me all the way (well pretty much whatever was available) Fuck all those safety freaks saying stay hydrated. lol. I use to sweat like a cunt though. And on pills I could smoke like a mother fucker. When I was proper wasted I could still roll a perfect joint.

Shame people fuck with pills, because when they're good, they're so fucking good. Why can't people just put capitalism aside and let people enjoy the magic?
We paid a tenner for 3 and they made us come up properly like you do on MD (that warm feeling in your stomach that spreads all over your body). Then after that it was just speedy, my cock and balls shriveled up pretty bad and that always happens on phet/mcat. Dura is right though, they are shit now. I mean these were alright but not worth the hurrendous comedown.

I remember my first pill, I was about 16 I think and we went to this biker festival thing with my mates dad and these hippies gave us some pills and they were immense, just didn't want the night to end. Barely any comedown either, just lack of sleep really.

Half the coke you get nowadays is just novocaine an all, greed is a fucking nightmare.
 

WOWgrow

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Before I go, fucking love how family guy portrays drug use

[video=youtube;MHtZwRff66E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHtZwRff66E[/video]
[video=youtube;15HYV1MOPJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HYV1MOPJY[/video]

brilliant
 
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