The UK Growers Thread!

[anoos]

In my experience, if the police come to your door and smell cannabis and want to do anything about it, they will enter your home right there and then (that happened to me and they used that as their excuse for entering the premise), even though they later said in their statement that I invited them in.

Ouch dude that's your bad really, NEVER let them in without a warrant as they have no legal right to enter without your permission (and as you mentioned once inside they can simply imply that you invited them in!)

You don't have to get aggy or cause a problem in doing so, just politely refuse on grounds of prinicipal of following the law, or less ropey is make up a reasonable excuse as to why now isn't the best time cos your busy!

If they seem suspicious/your refusal or excuse causes a problem (they always try and turn shit around on you) then FUCK IT, AND FUCK THEM, the earliest they could possibly get a warrant to legally enter your premises is the next morning and I don't even know how feasable that is, so you can move anything incriminating in that time and you're good to go!

Make sure you know your rights, police will do anything to confuse or trick you into doing or saying something which you are under no obligation to do or say in accordance with the law! Just because they say something doesn't make it true...

 

[zeddd]

I am sitting here thinking what scale of event would have to kick off b4 I phoned the cops.....winnie mandela could be neclacing innocents outside my house and I wouldn't call them lmao

 

[anoos]

I am sitting here thinking what scale of event would have to kick off b4 I phoned the cops.....winnie mandela could be neclacing innocents outside my house and I wouldn't call them lmao

Ha you cold bastard! As much as I would never let them in my house I would have done the same thing as the OP and called the feds if someone needed help, I'd like to think someone would do the same for me!

 

[anoos]

In fact now I think this situation happened to me last year and I just told the police I would rather do statements down the station and to call me about it in advance. As much as they wanna catch growers they don't wanna discourage witnesses of violent crimes, they lose enough of those to intimidation etc.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

the earliest they could possibly get a warrant to legally enter your premises is the next morning and I don't even know how feasable that is

This is not true.

Warrants can and are issued in a matter of minutes if so needed. Police don't even need the warrant in hand, just for it to be issued and they can get that done with a phone call.

The quickest I've personally had a search warrant issued against my property was 45mins, for suspected firearms.
Actually it would have been quicker than that, the supposed offense happened and the cops were at my door team handed 45mins later.

 

[amsterdam2015]

It was tricky because the girl in question is in a relationship with my girlfriends twin sister's son, and the son had arrived at our house in a right state, claiming that his girlfriend had been choked and pinned against a wall.

He had come to get me and his cousin as backup, but I couldnt figure out why he had left his girlfriend.

They (police) only showed up the 2nd time because my girlfriends twin did not call them and give them a phone number they needed..

Moral of the story

Dont have children. (or look after other peoples like I do)

 

[anoos]

But police are cunts don't get me wrong.
I got beaten up in the street by strangers and lost three teeth, when I went to the station to report it to get a crime number for insurance purposes they implied I was a criminal as I must have been doing something wrong to get attacked. Oh and also that it was wrong to go down the station to get a crime number to get my teeth replaced! Bastards¬!

 

[zeddd]

so you deal with the cops.....go fuk yourself

 

[amsterdam2015]

Am feeling a bit better about the situation seeing as nothing has happened in the last few days/nights.

I just dont see why it would take this long to perform a raid, if one were to happen.

Just to think, a few weeks ago, I was in Amsterdam enjoying life with my family at the Cannabis Cup, now I feel like a dirty criminal, hiding away, scared to enjoy what I love!

 

[zeddd]

It was tricky because the girl in question is in a relationship with my girlfriends twin sister's son, and the son had arrived at our house in a right state, claiming that his girlfriend had been choked and pinned against a wall.

He had come to get me and his cousin as backup, but I couldnt figure out why he had left his girlfriend.

They (police) only showed up the 2nd time because my girlfriends twin did not call them and give them a phone number they needed..

Moral of the story

Dont have children. (or look after other peoples like I do)

mate I do feel for you but really......the boy was scared so he ran off and left his girlfriend to get mugged....fuk callin the cops get the strap out

 

[anoos]

so you deal with the cops.....go fuk yourself

If you were talking about my post what would you have done, not got a crime number and paid £3000 out of your pocket for new front teeth? I don't have that kinda cash spare laying around, I guess your just a baller, what with your straps and all lol

 

[zeddd]

If you were talking about my post what would you have done, not got a crime number and paid £3000 out of your pocket for new front teeth? I don't have that kinda cash spare laying around, I guess your just a baller, what with your straps and all lol

£3k or cops....ummmmmmm pretty cheap really considering the diseases dentist have to put up with from scum like urself lol

 

[anoos]

£3k or cops....ummmmmmm pretty cheap really considering the diseases dentist have to put up with from scum like urself lol

Lol I read so many funny beef threads on here nice to finally be involved...

Who the fuck's scum when your chattin shit about spraying people up with your straps lmao you probs don't get it cos your already a snaggletoothed mofo, would be an improvement getting your face kicked in

 

[anoos]

Am I doing it right? Am I part of the nonsense Rollitup beef crew yet?

 

[zeddd]

Lol I read so many funny beef threads on here nice to finally be involved...

Who the fuck's scum when your chattin shit about spraying people up with your straps lmao you probs don't get it cos your already a snaggletoothed mofo, would be an improvement getting your face kicked in

I didn't mean firearms lol that would be taking fatherly love a bit far lmao.....A strap in old speak is a belt

 

[anoos]

I didn't mean firearms lol that would be taking fatherly love a bit far lmao.....A strap in old speak is a belt

haha lolz that was somewhat of a miscommunication wasn't it. Shame, i'm bored and stoned at work, we should keep it going anyway, what were you saying about me being disease ridden scum?

 

[anoos]

I feel bad about the teeth thing though, i'm sure you have beautiful pearly whites mate. It is a BIG deal losing your front teeth tho people treat you like a crackhead or something

 

[spooningbadgers]

To get a warrant the police have to give evidence to a magistrate who then decides if there is sufficient evidence to give a warrant. All depends on how much the cops want to fuck you and how lenient the magistrate is. Seeing as you were helping them by reporting a crime they will most prob jus let it slide. But nothing is for certain.

 

[anoos]

To get a warrant the police have to give evidence to a magistrate who then decides if there is sufficient evidence to give a warrant. All depends on how much the cops want to fuck you and how lenient the magistrate is. Seeing as you were helping them by reporting a crime they will most prob jus let it slide. But nothing is for certain.

That's how I was sure the system worked however a post a few pages ago mentioned getting a warrant in 45 mins, although he was talking about it being a raid for firearms so maybe they have different rules for real serious stuff

 

[zeddd]

haha lolz that was somewhat of a miscommunication wasn't it. Shame, i'm bored and stoned at work, we should keep it going anyway, what were you saying about me being disease ridden scum?

you believe its ok to cry to the po cos sum wittle nastie men kicked your teeth out....?