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Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Thought you lot might wanna see this.......

[h=1]National Service Bill (HC Bill 32)[/h]
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A
BILL
TO
Provide a system of national service for young persons; and for connected
purposes.
Be it enacted by the Queen’s most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and
consent of the Lords Spiritual and Temporal, and Commons, in this present
Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—


[h=2]1 National service system[/h] (1) Every individual who has attained the age of 18 years, and who has not
attained the age of 26 years, shall be liable to serve one year of national service
at some point between these years unless exempt.
(2) 5Exempt individuals are those with severe mental or physical disability.
(3) National service shall be defined as participation in a full time scheme
accredited by HM Government as meeting the requirements of national service
and set out in regulations by the Secretary of State.
(4) Non-exempt individuals who do not serve one year of national service before
10the age of 26 years shall be guilty of an offence.
[h=2]2 Scope of the scheme[/h] (1) Regulations shall provide that the scheme must extend the scope of the
National Citizen Service and include the following elements—
(a) educational assistance for those participants who have yet to attain
15basic educational requirements of reading and writing in English and
mathematics;
(b) coaching and instruction to attain basic levels of physical fitness,
personal discipline, smart appearance, self respect and respect for
others;
(c) 20instruction in personal financial budgeting, household bills, nutrition,
cooking, time keeping, life skills, tolerance towards others, treating
elderly and disabled people with dignity and respect; and
(d) instruction in basic aspects of the law in relation to the most common
offences involving young people.
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(2) Regulations shall also provide that the scheme shall include—
(a) a residential element, requiring that participants live away from home;
and
(b) an element of public service, comprising one or more of the following
5to be chosen by the individual—
(i) charitable work,
(ii) social action,
(iii) care for the elderly or disabled,
(iv) overseas development activity, or
(v) 10work connected with the National Health Service, the
emergency services or the Armed Forces.
[h=2]3 Pay and tax allowance for participants[/h] (1) Participants in national service shall be paid the national adult minimum wage
during their year of service with accommodation and travel funded by the
15Secretary of State.
(2) Regulations shall provide that a person who has successfully completed their
year of national service shall be presented with a national service certificate
which shall entitle them to a lifetime income tax rate personal allowance 10 per
cent above the personal allowance that would otherwise apply.
[h=2]4 20Interpretation[/h] In this Act “national adult minimum wage” means the minimum wage as
specified under section 2 of the National Minimum Wage Act 1998 and
exemptions and modifications set out in section 3 of that Act shall not apply.
[h=2]5 Financial provision[/h] 25There shall be paid out of money provided by Parliament—
(a) any expenditure of the Secretary of State in consequence of this Act, and
(b) any increase attributable to this Act in the sums which under any other Act
are payable out of money so provided.
[h=2]6 Offence[/h] 30Regulations shall provide for those guilty of an offence under section 1(4) to be
subject to a penalty.
[h=2]7 Regulations[/h] Regulations under this Act shall be made by statutory instrument and may not
be made unless a draft of the regulations have been laid before, and approved
35by a resolution of, each House of Parliament.
[h=2]8 Short title, commencement and extent[/h] (1) This Act may be cited as the National Service Act 2013.
(2) This Act comes into force one year after Royal Assent.
(3) This Act extends to England and Wales.


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Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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newuserlol said:
thank fuck im too old for it lol
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TBh I dont even think it will get through parliament what with all the bleeding heart civil liberty groups n all the ragheads saying its against their religion etc etc, and even if it does pass it wont be for at least a few years as our government cant even balance their books or organise a piss up in a brewery in under 10yrs, numerous elections n multiple bribes lmao
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

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overseas development activity....hmmmm i might make it as a smuggler yet..lol....woTS the record for kilos up ya bum??? lol

morning ladies....

rimmer i know your pain all to well!!!

newuser needs to hit the cobbels old skool style......"weed! getcha weed!....
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Lemon king said:
overseas development activity....hmmmm i might make it as a smuggler yet..lol....woTS the record for kilos up ya bum??? lol

morning ladies....

rimmer i know your pain all to well!!!

newuser needs to hit the cobbels old skool style......"weed! getcha weed!....
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well hopefully that pain will end soonish, gonna finally get a grow bk on the go after 2.5 fucking years :-)
 
newuserlol

newuserlol

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u no theres been more than a few case's of these extremists, filling there arse with explosives n trying to assasinate people by detonating them lmao bet that feels abit worse than piles lmao
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

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imagine the release though.....for a split second youd be touching heaven loool

fuck me man they must be good if they can convince them that sticking c4 up ya jacksey will get ya 40 virgins and wipe clean sheets!!

just a note on terroism dont worry lads if i ever see a muslim chopping a fellow english man to bits, i will bite his fucking nose off, machete or no machete !! (machete great film anyone seen??)
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

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haha no but the bird that did at the start has a great way of hiding it, now thats a stash hole!!

morning donnyfer!

you taken ya carbon filter out the loo yet!!!
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Lemon king said:
the record for kilos up ya bum???
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1.5Kg of soft hash swallowed in 5g pellets and that figure comes from active smugglers.
(most people can only manage 1kg and that's uncomfortable)

Lemon king said:
will get ya 40 virgins
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The thing is the Quran was written in Hejazi, a dead Arabic langauge that only a handful of people on the planet understand (and those Imam scholars in the mosques certainly don't) and then it was translated into modern Arabic.

If you are a Muslim you are not allowed to read the Quran yourself and you are not expected to understand it's meaning but by the age of about 12 years old you will be expected to recite it fully.

If you get hold of a copy of the Quran and read it yourself and follow the translation properly, they don't get promised 24 virgins like they all think.
They get promised 24 RAISINS!

Yes that's right, RAISINS!
Thousands of years ago into the Arabic peninsula raisins (dried grapes) would have been THE gold dust delicacy, but then you go tell a Muslim that their prophet was an illiterate child molesting sand monkey who's God promised them nothing more than dried fruit and see what happens.

:fire:
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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The Yorkshireman said:
1.5Kg of soft hash swallowed in 5g pellets and that figure comes from active smugglers.
(most people can only manage 1kg and that's uncomfortable)



The thing is the Quran was written in Hejazi, a dead Arabic langauge that only a handful of people on the planet understand (and those Imam scholars in the mosques certainly don't) and then it was translated into modern Arabic.

If you are a Muslim you are not allowed to read the Quran yourself and you are not expected to understand it's meaning but by the age of about 12 years old you will be expected to recite it fully.

If you get hold of a copy of the Quran and read it yourself and follow the translation properly, they don't get promised 24 virgins like they all think.
They get promised 24 RAISINS!

Yes that's right, RAISINS!
Thousands of years ago into the Arabic peninsula raisins (dried grapes) would have been THE gold dust delicacy, but then you go tell a Muslim that their prophet was an illiterate child molesting sand monkey who's God promised them nothing more than dried fruit and see what happens.

:fire:
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I admittedly dont know much about the quran but how on earth are you supposed to memorise it without reading it? Also why are you not allowed to read it yourself?
 
Lemon king

Lemon king

Well-Known Member
The Yorkshireman said:
1.5Kg of soft hash swallowed in 5g pellets and that figure comes from active smugglers.
(most people can only manage 1kg and that's uncomfortable)



The thing is the Quran was written in Hejazi, a dead Arabic langauge that only a handful of people on the planet understand (and those Imam scholars in the mosques certainly don't) and then it was translated into modern Arabic.

If you are a Muslim you are not allowed to read the Quran yourself and you are not expected to understand it's meaning but by the age of about 12 years old you will be expected to recite it fully.

If you get hold of a copy of the Quran and read it yourself and follow the translation properly, they don't get promised 24 virgins like they all think.
They get promised 24 RAISINS!

Yes that's right, RAISINS!
Thousands of years ago into the Arabic peninsula raisins (dried grapes) would have been THE gold dust delicacy, but then you go tell a Muslim that their prophet was an illiterate child molesting sand monkey who's God promised them nothing more than dried fruit and see what happens.

:fire:
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between my time spent at hmp brixton n hmp pentonville i can recite it myself lol,

whitechaple mosk belts it out at full volume for all the market goers...god it gets my goat, but they have bought their bulidings what can ya do, they also now make up allot of the major council members in london....

when they strike, its guna be big!!!
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Saerimmner said:
I admittedly dont know much about the quran but how on earth are you supposed to memorise it without reading it? Also why are you not allowed to read it yourself?
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When Muslim children go to mosque on Friday it is drilled into their heads from pretty much birth.
The Imam says the line and the following recite it back, repeated over and over again until memorised.

It's the epitome of indocrination.
My Dad works for a Muslim family and they have a boy called Issac who is 9 and he can recite the entire Quran word for word.

You say.........."That's cool Issac, what does it mean?"

He says..........."I don't know"

You are not expected to KNOW what it means because you will get TOLD what it means (by some 70 year old Imam who doesn't understand the language).
 
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