The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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haha i did that years ago i was about 16 an had 2 plants at my grandads in his greenhouse we grew them till they got to about 5 or 6 foot tall an couldnt understand why we didnt get hi when we smoked the leaves after dryin em out we choppd em down an threw em away in the end as at that time i didnt have a clue it was the flower you smoke an need to put it into 12/12 to produce flowers lol
if we had of known an flowerd them at 6ft we,d have proberbly had low flyin aircraft an allsorts of things caught in the branches with how tall it would have been by the end of flowering :wall::wall::wall::?::idea::!:
know that feeling. most "noob" experience i can ever offer would be my trip to amsterdam a couple of years ago, no more, i mean i've only smoked consistently for 3 years, was oint here and there at school but nothing serious, so we went into the cooffee shops, and as they say, we stood looking like dicks wondering how we went about aquiring :lol: and then they opened the menu and it was litearlly weed and bud, as in the names and prices and weights, it meant nothing, we just bought on names sake. picked some good ones, but i hear of people going to the dam to try specific buds, i didn't know there were, it was just weed man, got any weed, yeah man £10 man or whatno, none of this purple stick punge!
 

ultimate buds

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im pretty much the same you hear all sorts of names when buyin from dealers but 99% of the time thay dont know themselves wot there sellin,an aswell as that i dont smoke much so was never really that clued up about different strains, me an a friend have had a laugh a few times makin names up when sellin to people an no one ever realised they wernt smokin green elf bumferr :)
 

tip top toker

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haha, went to the pub with a mate a bit abck and we weree sat in the beer garden smoking up, people kep on just sitting down at our table offering beer (buy a pitcher and walk around with it :P) for smoke. i knew what i'd grown and what it was, and suddenly my mate is gaffing off about how insane it is, calls it probably 20 different names in 10 drunken minutes and leaves me feeling a littel bit embarassed for him :D
 

lpoolfc08

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Cant believe it but my palnts look ready, they have only been flowering 50 days.......
Also the spidermites are starting to build up a fuckin army, thought i had got rid of them :(

Trichs are clear / milky

Think im going to go for it what do you guys think ?????????
 

ultimate buds

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haha, went to the pub with a mate a bit abck and we weree sat in the beer garden smoking up, people kep on just sitting down at our table offering beer (buy a pitcher and walk around with it :P) for smoke. i knew what i'd grown and what it was, and suddenly my mate is gaffing off about how insane it is, calls it probably 20 different names in 10 drunken minutes and leaves me feeling a littel bit embarassed for him :D
Qaaaaaaaagh, fukin hate computers first it fuks up n wont cum on then it says sumfin bout dumpin memory so i stripd it down hooverd it all n cleand all the dust out put it back together n now its on an the screen is faded in places an off colour, time for a new 1

ye i know wot ya mean it makes it worse when you know the person who,s listenin to the lies is sober an obviously knows its bull lol!!
even tho its not you whos said it you tend to feel embarrased

SAMBO i got that tent today i set it up in the back garden at me moms n washd it with fairy an bleach an it smells great now but is too big for my room or my loft lol so im gonna have to just see if i can get a smaller one or a new flat "dope" then i went to get sum of that ona you said about an thay wanted £16 a tub so i didnt bother but i bought a nft tray system as the one iv got is too big for the cupboard where im growin at the momernt i explaind this to the bloke an he said if the gt424 is to big you need the 205+ so i paid for it got it home an the dumb shit had sold me another gt424 but charged me for the £30 cheaper gt205
 

ultimate buds

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anyone know the parentage an any info on uk exodus cheese iv found this below but have also found sum info sayin the original was never cloned an was flowerd an smoked an the only reason its famous is a phot of the original was taken as it didnt look like cannabis as it was nearly white and huge but this makes no sense as loads of us have clones from somethin thats not like any other strain so im baffled
The History of The Cheese by Big Buddha
The Cheese is a very unique plant, until now, available as clone form only, Originating, and still growing around the U.K and now, Holland, this 15 year old variety has been the leading dominant strain in the history of the underground British Indoor cannabis scene. I obtained this specimen three years ago, the person who gave this to me is a much respected person within the industry named Zorro, but I also did some more research and found out and spoke to some of the founders of the cheese and they told me about all about the cheese.

Background.

At around 88/89 these guys planted some skunk no1 and put the females outside, not knowing too much at the time they cloned off one particularly special plant which was named after by another mate “cheese” due to its all pervading stink.

Then around 90’ the guys started to go to the free parties put on by the Exodus collective based in Luton, meeting up with other growers and was soon sharing stories as well as knowledge, this was how we teamed up to grow the cheese at HAZ manor, the collectives housing co-op in Luton, Exodus were taking a lead role in fighting prohibition at that time and the manor was a persecution free zone, the manor inspired loads of people to start growing and cheese cuttings were flying out of the door for a few years!

(Source: cheesefarmer) Unique.

The Cheese is the number one strain in the U.K. its distinctive, Old School taste is unique to the cannabis world , when you smell the Cheese you will be drawn in by an array of fruity, musky, hash /skunk undertones people who tasted the Cheese will always remember the smell, Very odorous.

Grown indoors and outdoors this plant can finish in very respectable times, outdoors, expect a finish at the end of October/ start of Nov if planting outdoors please be wise with the planting spot because later on there will be a smell of terrific pot later on that season.

Indoors, the cheese will finish between 7 to 9 weeks (although I have some “cash croppers” who grow hydroponically and will cut down every 6 weeks!). My preference, in Bio, Soil, the plant will be lovely and ripe within 50 up to 65days depending on personal preference, as long as the conditions are good. I must also recommend using charcoal filters
 

lpoolfc08

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chop the biggest bud apart from the cola and quick dry it, if it smokes good then do the rest
Dura.. I cut some of the lower buds the other day and have been smoking them, and they are really good,, im actually in the middle of chopping as we speek mate... Its lookin sweet. Im suprised at the buds after 50 days in flower, wish id have taken clones.....
 

ultimate buds

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Dura.. I cut some of the lower buds the other day and have been smoking them, and they are really good,, im actually in the middle of chopping as we speek mate... Its lookin sweet. Im suprised at the buds after 50 days in flower, wish id have taken clones.....
you could always try leavin a few of the lower small bud sites an re vegin it for sum clones
 

lpoolfc08

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you could always try leavin a few of the lower small bud sites an re vegin it for sum clones
For some reason. Dont ask me why but ive neer fancied doing that.. I like to start a fresh... And as i said mate ive got spidermites, little bastards there like crabs lol ...
 

ultimate buds

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For some reason. Dont ask me why but ive neer fancied doing that.. I like to start a fresh... And as i said mate ive got spidermites, little bastards there like crabs lol ...
good point lol i forgot you said about the mites
i fancy havin a go at re-vegin just to see the results of the second crop
 

growwwww

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I was just walking back to my house with 2 5cm seedlings in my bag and outside the pub which is about 20metres from the door of my house where about 3 police cars and a fucking dog i nearly shat myself i just walked past though because its the only way i can get to the door....Freekin hell.....Although the police were occupied with a drunkard so it wasnt that risky!
 

tip top toker

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heres the info claiming it doesnt exist !!!! wtf ??

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRWfzzceVY[/URL]
mehhhh, fuck that loser, he states it's a problem that is at the heart of the seed business or something, uhhuh, and what cheese seeds would that be which is ruining the seed business :D not to mention the photo's displayed after the original cheese photo, well they're completely different plants to what i have growing. i have bud shots which look pretttttty darn similar to that original cheese, just not eh same colour, but hey, i've never grown mine outdoors so noone can try and prove me wrong yet :P
 
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