The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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My girlfriend has complained that I always "fuck" her. She want's to be "made love to." Apparently my response of "...erm, I could try fucking you slowly. Will that do?" isn't good enough.
 

dura72

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I met this really fit bird last night, while I was shagging her she said "You sure you don't mind that I'm only 13?". I said "nope I'm not superstitious"
 
We have a terrible gritweed situation, and other stuff too I can't even really describe, like mouldy weed almost.
Got my bro in law setting up a grow with me, 5 plants. Lowryder 1month in conservatory (south facing)
1 month under 600watt hps.

Looking forward to it.

Nick Clegg for PM! Reform the drug laws, reform politics, release Britain from the grip of the tabloid papers!
 
any one know were i can get a full set-up for around a max of 15 plants starting with 5 and see how they go and rthen maybe more lol
any links shops etc........ let me know please!!!!

cheers guys:lol:
 
Most of them are registered addresses only. so deliver to your address, where your card is registered, its proven to be you. I don't want that kinda paper trail!
 

tip top toker

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then use cash or don't use ebay. i'd never use ebay for growing goods purely because as you say, it could be anyone at the end of the day, as opposed to some reputable online shop with good feedbacl. jonny27892 could simply be a policeman assigned to tracking possible purchases blah blah blhah, i wouldn't trust it. it's only because of who FDD is on this board that i was willing to use my paypal for his pipe. but other than that i wouldn't really trust using paypal for weed related purcahses. (to start with they are not professional companies and it most likely will show as "hydropnic supplies direct" etc on your invoice as opposed to stealthed company names that a lot of shops work under to minimize any potentially embarassing situations at the bank etc.
 

W Dragon

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yeah bobby i thought about changin my name and i also had a slight suspicion they mite be after my bird( they can fuckin have each other, two birds one stone, fuckin sorted!) fuck it im just not that bothered. (although that shouldnt be misconstrued as i'm gonna forget about it!)
when you confirm that it is who you think it is mate you wanna post his details so every1 else out there lurking knows he's a grassing cunt, personally i'd post them either way just to see if anythings mentioned that way you find out a bit quicker lol
 

W Dragon

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for got to say hey guys hope alls ok?
got my 6l airpots delivered today ordered 10 and got 11 not a bad freebie lol
decided on a change for the next round going with coco and a mixed selection of nutes
also a complete grow change new everything and done away with the tent gonna build a box to suit about 1mx2mx2m with 2 air cooled lights (power plant)
 

sambo020482

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never used it west read abit about it n why not just go hydro cause with coco aint ya gotta be on the ball with ya PH n EC?
 

mr west

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not really as much as hydro. With the canna range of nutes and the canna coco medium its pretty much plug and play, ie. tap water with avrg ph of 7.8 plus 4ml per lter coco A + B = bout ph 5.8 or there abouts. I rarely use ph down or up buffers. I aint even got an ec pen lol, i bought a tds meter wich gives u ppm readings but i never use it lol.
 

tip top toker

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on the back of coco hydro nutes it steas that after first adjusting your ph (this is using decent water and i assume LUCAS formula, that you don't need to adjust from then on out, the nutes are designed to something, let me grab a bottle. "due to the special composition of this nutrient it is not necessary to adjust ph after initial adjustment"

i'm fairly lax with it :P
 

dura72

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i was reading a thread earlier that was saying its a helluva lot better and more accurate to use an ec/ppm meter to check ur nute/water mix even in soil grows, never really thought about it myself coz ive never had any nute problems but coz i'm starting a little hydro job soon i was gonna invest in one of them anyway, seen them for around £30 on e bay( i do use ebay but NEVER with my own details and it always goes to a safe address. do u NEED a meter for hydro or is it just a precaution? any hydro advice welcome, its gonna be a single plant bucket dwc just to give me a little learning project
 

tip top toker

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FUCK THIS! when i become prime minister, i'm going to make stupidity a crime against humanity. 3 days, and i just want to punch and shout at him now
 

dura72

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Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

And that, your honour, is why I was at the border shooting at illegal immigrants - to deter the rest.
 
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