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dura72

dura72

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The Yorkshireman said:
I can do warm ones but cold curry sarnie is a bit hardcore, maybe Dura's into it.
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lol, i have done shit like that. best thing that ever happened to the alcoholic was Heinz puttin ring-pulls on soup cans, i used to stagger in the house mid afternoon fuckin blitzed from the last night/pub opening time session and drink cold cans of heinz vegetable soup, crash face down on the couch for maybe 3 hours, wake up have a piss, wash my face, spray deoderant, cut a fat line and back to the pub for early evening and off we go again. i could live like that for maybe 4 days full on until organ failure kicked in.
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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dura72 said:
lol, i have done shit like that. best thing that ever happened to the alcoholic was Heinz puttin ring-pulls on soup cans, i used to stagger in the house mid afternoon fuckin blitzed from the last night/pub opening time session and drink cold cans of heinz vegetable soup, crash face down on the couch for maybe 3 hours, wake up have a piss, wash my face, spray deoderant, cut a fat line and back to the pub for early evening and off we go again. i could live like that for maybe 4 days full on until organ failure kicked in.
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That's fucking funny mate!
 
The Yorkshireman

The Yorkshireman

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Back in the day when I was on my ecstasy honeymoon, my tipple the morning after the night before was tinned fruit salad and single cream.

I couldn't cope with anything else in my mouth!
 
Closetgardner

Closetgardner

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dura72 said:
lol, i have done shit like that. best thing that ever happened to the alcoholic was Heinz puttin ring-pulls on soup cans, i used to stagger in the house mid afternoon fuckin blitzed from the last night/pub opening time session and drink cold cans of heinz vegetable soup, crash face down on the couch for maybe 3 hours, wake up have a piss, wash my face, spray deoderant, cut a fat line and back to the pub for early evening and off we go again. i could live like that for maybe 4 days full on until organ failure kicked in.
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That's hilarious!!! Ya mad cunt ye lol
 
mrt1980

mrt1980

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The Yorkshireman said:
Back in the day when I was on my ecstasy honeymoon, my tipple the morning after the night before was tinned fruit salad and single cream.

I couldn't cope with anything else in my mouth!
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i used to have to drink ribena cartons. they were the only things that would quench my thirst
 
dura72

dura72

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back in my heavy speed days i survived on milk, raw eggs, any herbs i could find and a pinch of salt. used to guzzle a pint of the mix before i went out, would stay awake for 3 or 4 days until i started hullicinating and then collapse for 3 days and then do it all again, lasted about 2 or 3 years doin that until i weighed around 9 1/2 stone and looked like a fuckin junkie. ended up in hospital with seizures and shit and decided id had enough.....ahhh great days , great days!!
 
spooningbadgers

spooningbadgers

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dura72 said:
back in my heavy speed days i survived on milk, raw eggs, any herbs i could find and a pinch of salt. used to guzzle a pint of the mix before i went out, would stay awake for 3 or 4 days until i started hullicinating and then collapse for 3 days and then do it all again, lasted about 2 or 3 years doin that until i weighed around 9 1/2 stone and looked like a fuckin junkie. ended up in hospital with seizures and shit and decided id had enough.....ahhh great days , great days!!
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ha ha thats pretty fucked up dura lol
 
GreenThumb2k10

GreenThumb2k10

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I had a speed binge in my early 20's, used to do about 3g a day for 3 days running, work at night, play snooker in the day. come down on the 4th day then do it all again. i stopped because is was too expensive and my comedowns started to outweigh my buzz.
 
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