The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

dura72

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bio bizz; bio grow and bio bloom although i may be going to add top max this time round, the first two are around a tenner each and i think the top max is around £20/25 but ive heard good things about it.
 
dura72

dura72

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thats for a litre btw of the first two and the top max is £17 from greenshorticulture( i just checked it out on there site)
 
dura72

dura72

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i use nuthin for seedlings and i dont need to feed for the first 3 to 4 weeks becoz i use miracle gro which has slow release nute in it, i would advise using nuthin for seedlings at all, they dont need it. u can nute burn too fuckin easily mate.
 
dura72

dura72

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just lookin for a job , only local(ish) painter job i could find is an hour away and there offering £6.50 an hour, fuckin minimum wage for a tradesman, fuckin cheeky cunts, first year apprentice pulls more than that. they can kiss my hairy white ass.
 
dura72

dura72

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i use miracle gro soil, my mates use westlands, get it from b&q, £10 for two 50litr bags, sum people like to use plagron and other expensive soils, to be honest imo theyre over priced and overrated
 
dura72

dura72

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A tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc".

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money."
 
dura72

dura72

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I walked past the grave of a kid who died from a mephedrone overdose the other day. I couldn't help but reflect on what a pointless waste of a young life it was.

On the plus side, the flowers his family had planted were coming on a treat.
 
dura72

dura72

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A man walks in to a library & asks do you have any books about haemorrhoids. The librarian says yes I have piles.
 
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ash2803

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anything between £120 and £200 an oz down here in essex,depending on the strain.
loads of leafy stalky shit but sum banging blue cheese and purple haze,lemon haze
 
BU5T4

BU5T4

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dura72 said:
I walked past the grave of a kid who died from a mephedrone overdose the other day. I couldn't help but reflect on what a pointless waste of a young life it was.

On the plus side, the flowers his family had planted were coming on a treat.
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LMAO I love your jokes mate, make my day.

Well it snowed like hell here last night; we are very high up and have our own weather system compared to the rest of the country and its all starting to melt now so its a slushfest out there now. Bloody great. I like the snow too but hate slush and its went straight to slush bloody typical.

Hope the weather clears up for the easter egg run on sunday.
 
bouche753

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dura72

dura72

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bouche753 said:
tar mate what type of m grow
http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.jsp?action=detail&fh_secondid=10288038&fh_view_size=10&fh_location=//catalog01/en_GB&fh_search=miracle+gro+soil&fh_eds=ß&fh_refview=search&ts=1269955519555&isSearch=true
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dunno exactly, its just a big yelow bag( sorry i cant be more specificic i dont have the stuff in my house but im going to my grow later to check on it, i'll check the bag to see if it specifys, b n q were doing a 2 for a tenner deal). i use 70% miracle grow, 25% perlite and 5% vermiculite, i dont compact it down becoz i belive it makes it easier for roots to grow thru it when its arier and also as soon as u start watering it settles down itsself, ive had good results with it but again ive gotta stress dont give nutes until the plant shows it needs them and then just start off with 1/4 of the recommended dose.
 
W Dragon

W Dragon

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ash2803 said:
anything between £120 and £200 an oz down here in essex,depending on the strain.
loads of leafy stalky shit but sum banging blue cheese and purple haze,lemon haze
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hey ash how much does the blue cheese go for round your way only wondering coz i'm chopping mine 2mo mate
 
dura72

dura72

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There is information in the pods of The London Eye in braille.

What the fuck is that saying?

'If your eyes worked you would currently be looking at Big Ben.'
 
dura72

dura72

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My wife told me she was seeing some one else because she was fed up with my bad habits.

I nearly choked on my toenail.
 
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