The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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London looked great tonight for the closing ceremony. All the flames and smoke...

...just like last year.
 

Mastergrow

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well seems im throwing me cousin out,,came outa jail,,smoked allme weed all me fags months worth of shoppingone in 10 days and now fucked off!! NOT HAVVIN IT! fuk man i cant catch a break Y do people take yer kindness for a weakness?? fucking pisses me off

LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME THEY JUST KEEP CUMMIN!!! lmao ONLY in america yeh!?

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Your always gettin fucked someway ic3, gotta put the foot down m8, no more kindness, nxt time ur thinkin bout an act of kindness then tthink about what happen the last time then tell tthem to go fuck!
 

3eyes

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well seems im throwing me cousin out,,came outa jail,,smoked allme weed all me fags months worth of shoppingone in 10 days and now fucked off!! NOT HAVVIN IT! fuk man i cant catch a break Y do people take yer kindness for a weakness?? fucking pisses me off

LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME THEY JUST KEEP CUMMIN!!! lmao ONLY in america yeh!?

[video=youtube;yFZc2CuCor4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZc2CuCor4&feature=related[/video]

Same problem with my mate, came out then started to think i was a walking fucking wallet, i invested money so we could make a few bob in the end i was lucky to get my money back and the cunt still owes me £150 i won't give him fuck all now. I don't mind helping out if 1 of the boys is down on his luck BUT don't take the piss!
 

IC3M4L3

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Your always gettin fucked someway ic3, gotta put the foot down m8, no more kindness, nxt time ur thinkin bout an act of kindness then tthink about what happen the last time then tell tthem to go fuck!
i know mate im just too soft,,, i put up with shit SOOOO long then explode,,tends to be on the closest person to me at the time,,, lol

no shit empited me cupboard with his jail appetite smoke ALL me weed ALL me smokes AND owes me 3 weeks rent to boot! £100 i know im a sfty haha i think all the yrs on the nasty bak wen has fucked me up... en i was a teenager id anhilate any cunt as soon as luck at me,same in jail fuk i had sum NAUGHTY charges while in ther now im a glutte for punishment, i think ive taken the its nice to be nice to the extreme lol

this is exaktly why i dont bother with anyone IRL coz they just fuk u over at the slightest chance
 

IC3M4L3

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Same problem with my mate, came out then started to think i was a walking fucking wallet, i invested money so we could make a few bob in the end i was lucky to get my money back and the cunt still owes me £150 i won't give him fuck all now. I don't mind helping out if 1 of the boys is down on his luck BUT don't take the piss!
i know mate and this time he has,,, as much as he takes the pressure of with the wee one its not worth it... fuk the food and weed moreso for the weeone asking for him allthe time it ant fair and im NOT putting up with it.,, i know the script hel turn bak up after a few days with sum lame i got arested story but he wont have an documents!!hmmhmm like before he went id let him get away with it but fuk me hes 38 if he cant sort his shit out now then he never will i guess. il feel a cunt kicking him to the kerb but im not havin this got no bud or money or fucking anything im SOOOO not impressed,,, no all bar selling shit from the house,,WHICH I NEVER DO, il just have to ride it out till end of the week,, fucked if im gunna be like the twats io laugh at walking into cash converters with the plasma u know LOL

ALSO

he came out telling me his padmates a grower blah blah,, my thought is if he told me this what did he tell the lad about me? he says nothing but hmmmm dunno im just too parra but i guess thats better than walking down street gettinga random pull with 3 oz in me bag innit? haha
 

dura72

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I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an erection."

"Well we're here to help you as much as we can sir," the woman replied.

"Great!" I burst out. "What colour panties are you wearing?"
 

IC3M4L3

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I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an erection."

"Well we're here to help you as much as we can sir," the woman replied.

"Great!" I burst out. "What colour panties are you wearing?"
the trik is durex to change the font of waht u copy and paste then we DONT know its from facebook
 

tip top toker

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Any of you computer geeky people out there considering using windows 8, really don't bother with it, utter load of shite. Figured it would be having read it but having now used it, yup, utter load of bollocks. Where's that windows 7 dvd hmm
 

newuserlol

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fucking el ic3 whatcha fink dura has all these jokes in his head just waiting to be typed out n posted lol

of course they are copied n paste n its long been known they are from sickapedia ya donut....
 

dura72

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fucking el ic3 whatcha fink dura has all these jokes in his head just waiting to be typed out n posted lol

of course they are copied n paste n its long been known they are from sickapedia ya donut....
im a witty guy at times but i cant quite rattle new jokes out ma head every day, lol.
 

dura72

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the trik is durex to change the font of waht u copy and paste then we DONT know its from facebook
funny thing is it never used to change fonts whether it was facebook or sickapedia, just started a month or 2 ago. though id mibbe changed a setting on my pc by mistake.
 

The Yorkshireman

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ALERTS IN 2012 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get The Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person

A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians
are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray.
Welcome back to 430 BC."
 

IC3M4L3

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fuk me 1 sarcy coemmnt and yer all over me (sambos a lil paybak tho id say :P)

and il have u kkow im LEGITITMATALIYALY diabled :) so i mite eneter tha spazza games,, u think thers a tosser comptetion? i do reckon i can win that!

anyways u lot gtf i live happily on my 1200 per month no get to fucking job club!!HAHAHA spoon lickers
 
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