The UK Growers Thread!

[skunkd0c]

lol I really haven't had much luck when working around the london area mate and must admit the last few times were prob my fault being as ignorant as the people surrounding me but I find it has that effect after you've been their a few times, the last few times we worked there if we got lost we'd just keep an eye out for a postman or a copper other than that back to the old A-Z lol.
It's the same down my way with the white people that can't speak English mate, loads of poles etc there's even been a noticeable difference in the corner shops, seems they're giving the paki's a run for their money now, opening up little market type shops all over the place, I went in one not long back and the girl behind the counter didn't speak English! turned into a game of charades just for a pouch of baccy, didn't even bother asking for rizla's and filter tips lol
Turkish barbers, polish shops, chinese chippys and more foreign languages than you can shake a stick at, tis a crazy little island we live on these days mate.
I think the days of old are well and truly gone, like you said chav seems to be the new English and all us that haven't been born in the last 18yrs or so will soon be left behind like relics and classed as the oldies because we don't understand what the fuck anyone is talking about lol

funny m8, and so sad and true
you are a brave man going in the polish shop, i have never been in one .. there is one not to far from me, i drive past it from time to time
i do wonder what these polish people do in their polish shops, dodgy polish things i guess LOL

too true m8, the kids today are a strange lot, NYC baseball caps .. wannabee Americans ? bizarre wigger accents (kinda like ali g) although apparently they are not trying to sound "black" said a linguistic expert
it is a natural mixture of white black and paki accents all rolled into one, give it time and throw a bit of polish in there too lol

 

[dura72]

we've got a strange accent development up here, mainly west coast scotland coming out of glasgow, its a mix of old jail accents ( which in them selves are a mix of the scottish west coast mainly) and throw in some original glasgow 'schemey' twangs. it arrives with guys that've been in jail and (probably) because the have garnered local kudos its appropriated by the younger kids in an attempt to mimic, its a bit of Rab C Nesbitt but much more nasaly. i tend to use sum jail expressions but not too may, sum are a scottish version of cockney rhyming slang, a mars bar means a scar but others are 'pure jail'...snout for tobacco, 'dubbed up' means locked up, your cell is called a 'peter', to break in to place is called 'tanning' e.g ah went oot on the tan last nite but had tae dae a bolter coz the 4 by 2s (screws) were floatin aboot. the words are fine but mixed with the accent is as fuckin annoying as 'wigger' slang.

 

[IC3M4L3]

ffs they should just mobailse the army if u dont speak english---GONE--if ur immigrant--GONE--if ur a pedo or rapist--GONE(regardeles of natonailty--NOT WHITE--GONE

stik em all on a ferry and send em to sum deselate land,,,i hear iraq is nice this time of year,,,then follower the johhny english plan,, wall of the uk and we can be self sufficiant from now on

how is that not a good plan....failing iraq just blow the ships up wen at sea or is that me being racist? i think not hahaha

 

[cheddar1985]

Yo lads wots happenin been busy as fuck 2days had 2x100 orders of clones haha not bad considerin they are £5a pop haha done me fuckin brain in tho as i run outta clonining material on my plants so had to go freinds house and yake about 50 from him lol cheeky i know but ill sort him out haha got meself a free aircooled superwide hood for me troubles as well so buzzin tbh they look the part but av nt had chance to test it out just yet that ll be4 tomoz wots every1 been up2??

 

[unlucky]

​200 clones how many plants did you have down to get that many ?

 

[cheddar1985]

​200 clones how many plants did you have down to get that many ?

Ive 15 that i could take fron and me best mate is just flowerin 20x

 

[unlucky]

What? I was giving the benefit of the doubt!

i post pics if i want to and not to prove what i say to the likes of a stany yorky knob....ok

 

[unlucky]

Ive 15 that i could take fron and me best mate is just flowerin 20x

£5 is going cheap, ive paid £10 each over 3years ago and it was not stinky cheese

 

[cheddar1985]

The more you buy the cheaper you get down these end all cheese cuts down this way go for £6 so i done well considerin i got the hood for fuck all out the shop

 

[unlucky]

The more you buy the cheaper you get down these end all cheese cuts down this way go for £6 so i done well considerin i got the hood for fuck all out the shop

you did good, at what point do you stop doing things like lollipoping and shizz in 12/12 ?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

i post pics if i want to and not to prove what i say to the likes of a stany yorky knob....ok

1) I wasn't talking to you.

2) ​Like I said,benefit of the doubt.

 

[unlucky]

1) I wasn't talking to you.

2) ​Like I said,benefit of the doubt.

​good................

 

[Saerimmner]

I was thinking the same but didn't know if it was the same everywhere through out the uk, we got 3 down here locally and there all shit, strange concept??? I don't know how you can call it a pub with no music, the drone of voices after an hour or so starts to ruin my night, spending the whole night in there means having to get pissed as a nute just for it to be bearable.

Wetherspoons dont have music, Lloyds No.1 do, both owned by wetherspoons. Reason they do it is because no matter what type of music you put one there will be at least 1 person in pub that dont like it so to make sure theres no moaning they just dont allow music, oh an it saves em having to spend out on PRS licences lol, i worked for em for 6 years

 

[tip top toker]

If i want music there are always pubs and bars i can goto that have music so personally i like that there is a place offering no music for those evenings where you're going out just to have a few drinks and a chat than getting pissed up and having to spend the night shouting. If it were the only bar within 5 miles then yeah, that would be a bit annoying.

 

[cheddar1985]

Fuckin great weather hail storm and thunder an lightnin haha u gotta love the great british weather

 

[tip top toker]

Glorious sunshine here matey

Still recovering from last night Got a little drunk and stoned and stood infront of a wok for an hour just throwing ingredients at it. Went through a few packs of noodles, prawns, whole pork tenderloin, oyster sauce, hoisin sauce, sour shrimp, everything i liked the look of Oh my poor belly

 

[Serial Violator]

Wetherspoons dont have music, Lloyds No.1 do, both owned by wetherspoons. Reason they do it is because no matter what type of music you put one there will be at least 1 person in pub that dont like it so to make sure theres no moaning they just dont allow music, oh an it saves em having to spend out on PRS licences lol, i worked for em for 6 years

There's a spoons down my way that plays music, and i think its the biggest in the country

 

[W Dragon]

Dragon ya soft sod! What happened to equality?

I don't do equality mate, bit too old fashioned for all that I make the misses do everything lol no complaints on my end so far the old system works well for me lmao
I was brought up very strictly though mate when it came to women, be respectful no matter the circumstances.
I got younger sisters who used to use me as a punch bag just because they knew I couldn't hit them back lol worked out well for them though they both are handy with their fists now.

 

[W Dragon]

i used to get an unlimited tab in various boozers i drank but my the owners wife is bit of a stuck up cunt, he's sound and was a major player round my way but his wifes up her own ass, talks down to cunts when shes in but fortunately she doesnt work nights or weekend, she doesnt give me too much cheek though coz she knows im a damn sight more intelligent than her and she was also the year below me at school, so i know where a nd when her knickers hit the deck back in the day, ive never mentioned anything but ahm pretty sure she knows i could seriously embarass her....she cant do the same to me coz my lifes an open book and i dont give a toss anyway. gettin kicked out for being drunk sucks, ive basically gotta be on my hands and knees crawling with white shit dribbling out ma nose and grunting before anybody so much as bats an eye. ive had blow jobs at the bar from chicks, sniffed lines off table tops( got bollocked for that though), had fights, openly sold and bought, know all the barmaids and have slept on most of there couches as well( sumtimes not just couches), fell asleep countless times at the bar, the whole fuckin shebang....i'd be lost without it. no joke, my son is the love of my life but that boozer is the centre of my universe. i cant stand witherspoons and its ilk.

There's always a catch mate our landlords misses was lovely to your face but constantly slagging people off when she was in there, the bar staff mostly but like you I'd slept with half them lol I do miss the old place now, I'd have to be in a similar state before anyone would even think to mention anything, I don't think they gave a fuck as long as the tab kept climbing lol
my other old local was similar with the sniff, I'd done lines off the bar with the manager lol that pub was more unruly though used to get all sorts come through just because they knew how lax things were there and there wasn't that level of respect for the place and alot of the older guys wouldn't really bother spending too much time in there unless they were on benders or out to get sniffed up monday til thursday was good in there but on the weekends there was just too much trouble, too many youngsters get drugged up and brave and then end up fighting with each other, didn't last long once the reputation got too bad and the old bill popping in and out all the time.
lol the centre of your universe, I know what you mean though mate I used to be in mine 7days a week, going out now just doesn't interest me like it used to not having a local fucking sucks, when I do go out now it's nice to see the lads between different pubs but it's not the same as having them all in one place, I can't even watch cheers now it brings a tear to my eye's lmfao

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

the government and the Asians killed off all the bars in my local area. the recesssion meant no fucker was going out drinking. ( these bars only sold cans anyway ffs) they started to go under so the asians bought them out turned them into restaurants & hookah smoke shops and fruit and veg shops etc basically so they wouldn't be bars anymore as they don't drink and hated the fact they had so many pissed up nutjobs about at the weekend.

one recently re opened after being a shit indian restaurant, i couldn't help but wonder how or why the change of heart so i went down. near ended in a punch up 1 drink in. then when i went outside the fuckers have only gone and set themselves up a club for asians only upstairs, intercom to get in job.

don;t want the aggro but will happily take the money from it. i've not been back.