The UK Growers Thread!

[Mastergrow]

How many u got under them lights chedz?

 

[newuserlol]

Fuck me this gaff is purely fucked and i aint shittin it lmao fitness cross trainers wtf ya ll need to sort ya lifes out and do somethin with yourself and i mean it in a nice way we can all cry off bein a cripple or wreck heads or other bollox but jeez it seriously no excuse lads lol i work 7 days a wk keep trim earn nuff dollar through various and av a shaggin machine and a automatic cooker that washes and looks after the sprogs i mean come on how hard is it rofl man up sort ya bodies out and the next is sort ya fuckin heads out !! I see its the usual culprits haha say no more !!!

Right lads we best sort out our shit chedzs says so lmao

Looks like u and the mypeoples are getting on well lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

LOL ther is the odd fewe and to be 100% U HAVE TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN YORK anything less your just a northerner and in no way should call urself a yorkshireman

I was born in Leeds,you have to be born in the 'shire' of York to be a Yorkshireman.

 

[Mastergrow]

Right lads we best sort out our shit chedzs says so lmao

Looks like u and the mypeoples are getting on well lol

What's happenin m8, just took a couple of cuts of them plants today to see if I can successfully clone lol, only done one or two before, got an extreme aeroponic cloner so tryin to get the working of it, if this don't work just goin for pellets and a normal propagator, I'll get the hang of her yet!

 

[Mastergrow]

So when's this fuckin grow off takin place then? Looking forward to it!

 

[cheddar1985]

How many u got under them lights chedz?

Atm 25 to go under em

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I'll be sat cloning shortly,guess who's had a shitty day.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

In fact they can sit there a bit while I get myself baked to cope.

 

[Mastergrow]

Sounds good, I got 3 600w set up in new room, just waiting to get it started, goina have 18 in ther shortly, still tryin to figure out what tho, just lookin fir a big yeilder and keep changing my mind lol

 

[cheddar1985]

Right lads we best sort out our shit chedzs says so lmao

Looks like u and the mypeoples are getting on well lol

Fuck me lad its right you lot need help and the old dear in the sun paper would av trouble sortin u lot out lmao!!
As for mrpeoples im sure he's a faggot lmao

 

[Mastergrow]

I'll be sat cloning shortly,guess who's had a shitty day.

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WTF happened here?

 

[newuserlol]

Why ya chopped all ya plants yorky?

@mastergrower clonings real easy with pellets and a heat prop I dunno about the aeroponic thingys never used em.

 

[cheddar1985]

In fact they can sit there a bit while I get myself baked to cope.

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Fuckin hell yorkie lad wots happened lol

 

[Mastergrow]

Why ya chopped all ya plants yorky?

@mastergrower clonings real easy with pellets and a heat prop I dunno about the aeroponic thingys never used em.

I'm a determined sorta fucker m8, I'll soon get the hang of it, them plants r pretty smelly m8 for veg, can't wait to get one in flower, lotta other shit to sort first tho

 

[newuserlol]

Fuck me lad its right you lot need help and the old dear in the sun paper would av trouble sortin u lot out lmao!!
As for mrpeoples im sure he's a faggot lmao

Lol if only we where as perfect as you m8 with our missus's under manners, caribean hols, 6k tvs not to mention ur supreme growin skills lmfao

 

[cheddar1985]

Sounds good, I got 3 600w set up in new room, just waiting to get it started, goina have 18 in ther shortly, still tryin to figure out what tho, just lookin fir a big yeilder and keep changing my mind lol

Stick with the clone onlys and u wont go far wrong mate as for the grow off were just waitin for sambo to finish his soil run and were off how long sambs???

 

[newuserlol]

I'm a determined sorta fucker m8, I'll soon get the hang of it, them plants r pretty smelly m8 for veg, can't wait to get one in flower, lotta other shit to sort first tho

Yeah they stink abit even in veg lol wait til wk 6-7 of flower when they really stinking seriously get yaself good filters.

Ur get to taste it soon neway m8 I aint forgot ya sample.

 

[Mastergrow]

Stick with the clone onlys and u wont go far wrong mate as for the grow off were just waitin for sambo to finish his soil run and were off how long sambs???

This rooms goins be up and running in 3/4 weeks no matter what m8, jut don't know if that's enuf time for me to master clonin and get enuf goin to get in there, prob goina go with seeds first run and the clone onlys once I get the hang of it, I will have a few small runs of the clone onlys goin between time as well tho

 

[newuserlol]

Stick with the clone onlys and u wont go far wrong mate as for the grow off were just waitin for sambo to finish his soil run and were off how long sambs???

Not long chedz I'll chop this down in 9 days got clones in the prop and will have me coco run up pretty soon.

When u flowering or u already?

 

[The Yorkshireman]

The fucking dick head who's house they where at has had some random junkie paki in the yard months ago,this random junkie paki has been caught with £2000 worth of crack and £2000 worth of skag last week. The fucking dick head who's house they were at only decides to man up and tell me another person knows about the grow yesterday at the same time say's "oh yeah and he's looking at jail so might grass".

I've gone round today and told him he can keep the plants but my gear has to go cos if he gets fucked I can't afford to replace it.He's tried to bully me saying "you're not taking anything till it's done", I've said "silly bastard watch me" he's gone psycho and tried to butt me, I've swerved him and thrown him across the room he's had another go,after a bit of a wrestle realised he's not strong enough and gone steaming in to the tent and just flattened all the plants out of spite.