The UK Growers Thread!

[delvite]

Word on the street has it that i'm niether, but rather a cheesecake

I'm not a huge fan of peppers but always red and yellow, to hell with green peppers!

Have you ever watched can't smeg won't smeg? I love that episode

lols i have m8

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Morning to you Donald, sounds like you need to go back to bed lad......

If only I could. I've got the bank hol backlog to deal with when I get to work.

 

[delvite]

I'm having a real twat of a start to the week. No breakfast stuff in the house. Iron put loads of marks into my work clays so I lost it n threw it out the window. Cashpoints out of cash with the bank holiday, so I've had to walk half hour to the next one. I'm going to be at least an hour late for graft and rock up in half ironed togs.

My clones have all rotted and the tents full of hermie naners.

If Tuesday was a person is kick its bollocks off.

Morning all.

chip n pin = cashback days are just another thing to think about lol, rotted clones n hermies noooooo what has happend? oh and good mornin

 

[DoctaGreen]

I'm having a real twat of a start to the week. No breakfast stuff in the house. Iron put loads of marks into my work clays so I lost it n threw it out the window. Cashpoints out of cash with the bank holiday, so I've had to walk half hour to the next one. I'm going to be at least an hour late for graft and rock up in half ironed togs.

My clones have all rotted and the tents full of hermie naners.

If Tuesday was a person is kick its bollocks off.

Morning all.

Pretty weak bro, keep the faith Pop ITV on now, that usually cheers me up!!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

If its jezza Kyle no chance. That smarmy self righteous bollock does my nut.

 

[DST]

is that the right or left nut?...or both, lol....

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

All 3....

I'm just going to roll up when I hit graft. Ignore the world till 5. Then go n buy a new iron

 

[DST]

RIU is a bit twitchy at the moment. No albums or pictures can be accessed....seems like it's been in contact with yer iron.

 

[DoctaGreen]

I don't watch it for jezza, merely to ogle in repugnant awe at the cretins that attend for a free holiday! Their problems put your iron enigma into scale! Damn my breakfast kicked in. Hope ur day improves

 

[DST]

So whats gone Herm on you Don?

 

[delvite]

lols jezza kyle ( wind-up merchant ) its like wresling get how high downloaded n shut the curtains and get the bong out

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

chip n pin = cashback days are just another thing to think about lol, rotted clones n hermies noooooo what has happend? oh and good mornin

normally it would = cashback but i live out of toon now. the Nisa on the corner were out too. doesn't take long once the geordie masses get their swally on. but you should know this you've been away too long... fuck knows whats happening with the clones rotting, i've resurrected the aeroprop, went and bought a lid for it only to find the one i picked has a smashed corner.

RIU is a bit twitchy at the moment. No albums or pictures can be accessed....seems like it's been in contact with yer iron.

I'm a bit twitchy myself. the iron is now in contact with the wheelie bin, and good riddance to the fucking thing.

I don't watch it for jezza, merely to ogle in repugnant awe at the cretins that attend for a free holiday! Their problems put your iron enigma into scale! Damn my breakfast kicked in. Hope ur day improves

cheers fella, id like to say it can only get better but alas it's getting worse. some gadgie's just turned up to install a load of CAT 5 net extensions in the office. i have no idea where they're meant to be and i'm the only one in.

So whats gone Herm on you Don?

SLH a couple of CCxL going to have to re work them, thank fully the purple pheno, the one i wanted to work with is fine. but a couple of the others may have to be scrapped and hashed. just when i really needed a good crop. and the next round of clones due in are donald. the dogs are still way to small to go in in two weeks so looks like a canny gap in the perpetual. i'm fucking sick.

lols jezza kyle ( wind-up merchant ) its like wresling get how high downloaded n shut the curtains and get the bong out

i wouldn't mind him if he wasn't such a horrible cunt himself. he was shagging pro's on his honeymoon and he bangs on about scrotes smoking dope instead of buying nappies. all he does is shout at people who know no better than to wash their dirty laundry in public.

my heads fit to burst. i'm doing my graft and fucking off

 

[delvite]

..........................for every action there is a reaction m8 your storm will calm soon

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

aye am sure it will. that or i'll be on look north for killing someone by 6 bells

 

[delvite]

aye am sure it will. that or i'll be on look north for killing someone by 6 bells

haha the nxt moaty - dgat = the green strangler

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

admittedly i'd be over the moon if gazza turned up with some chicken and a pack of tinnies.

 

[delvite]

admittedly i'd be over the moon if gazza turned up with some chicken and a pack of tinnies.

a thought that was mint lol im gazza a know him

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

fishing rod a cooked chicken and 6 tins or probably 3 by the time he'd got the taxi up to alnwick. it's easy to speculate but i reckon moat would still be alive today had the plod let him in to see the nutter. he only lived round the corner from me, used to see him in the paper shop all the time. funnily enough the plod he shot n blinded was my bro in laws family liason. he was due to come and see us but never showed then we saw he'd been shot on the 6 o clock news. it's a small world the toon.

EDIT: not funnily enough really, it was a fucking cowardly thing to do.

 

[mad dog bark]

and just make day worse for u don im hearing real madrid putting in bid for ya cf. the man on fire at moment.
still struggling cope with the fa cup final result. y big andy didnt get start being in form he has been in is a shocker.
thinking flipping flower today and removing the scrogs. seems to just damage all the growth to me think i need alot more gentle and nibbled fingers for it. mayb next time tho

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

ah man there's all sorts of rumours flying about, always is with the toon. everyone calls us, saying were shite then there's a flurry of daft bids from teams with more money than sense.

some mackem called up the 3 legends radio show n said cisse's goal was a fluke. dozy mackem's ffs he's a striker it's his job to put the ball in the net how the fuck was it a fluke.

been singing *oh you'll never see a mackem in milan* for days