The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

I like to keep my mother in law at bay.

Guantanamo to be exact.

 

[speedyseedz]

cheers guys i'm having a liitle drop of whiskey now well started about half hour ago to wash down some ibuprofen and paracetemol and just rolled a big'n feeling kinda good now lol
i'll have a look for the clove oil 2mo cheers mate i got over a wk to wait til it gets sorted unless i get the pliers on b4 and am tempted to pull it myself save me some ££££ cost me 20 earlier just for them to tell me it needs sorting cheeky bastards i could of told them that lol sambo couldn't get that light running it kept blowing the fuse with all the stuff on the go gonna have to pick up another extension and run the power down from the attic, looks like i'll be joining you then mate with the ac i never thought i'd be buying 1 of them living here lol

co-codamol seemed to take the pain away from me, until it got too bad, I tried to make an apponitment but my dentist was away on holiday, so I had to make an emergency appointment with a diff dentist. I went there and he butched my teeth a bit and got 2 fillings in, 1 week later these fillings fell apart, now I have 2 teeth with massive holes in, been to see 3 different dentists since and april 28th they are getting removed because he fucked them so bad.

 

[dura72]

My wife said to me recently that she wanted us to save money. "If you started cycling to work we could get rid of the 2nd car." she said. So I replied "If you took it up the arse we could get rid of the nanny."

 

[dura72]

co-codamol seemed to take the pain away from me, until it got too bad, I tried to make an apponitment but my dentist was away on holiday, so I had to make an emergency appointment with a diff dentist. I went there and he butched my teeth a bit and got 2 fillings in, 1 week later these fillings fell apart, now I have 2 teeth with massive holes in, been to see 3 different dentists since and april 28th they are getting removed because he fucked them so bad.

go back to the first cunt and see what kinda car he's got (its gaunna be a bmw at the least the cunt) and get sum brake and clutch fluid and throw it over the fucker( either the the car or him)

 

[speedyseedz]

go back to the first cunt and see what kinda car he's got (its gaunna be a bmw at the least the cunt) and get sum brake and clutch fluid and throw it over the fucker( either the the car or him)

I bet you a tenner its a merc, (he was asian)

 

[dura72]

FUCK BRAKE AND CLUTCH FLUID GO FOR NITROMORS, AS A PAINTER AND DECORATOR CONSIDER THIS AN EXPERT OPINION. i dont like goin off on racist rants on the net coz it attracts sum seriously dumb fuckers but its not fuckin easy dealing with people when basic communication needs can barely be met...jeez , try watchin a maccam , a welshman and a fuckin scotsman all in the same room tryin to talk and english is supposed to be our first language....im not gonna even mention bloody brummies!!christ those bloody asians coming over here and stealing all our teeth.

 

[mr west]

my dentist is a polish man and hes fucking rubbish, iv had the same filling put in about 4 times now I dunt wanna go back to him lol just to have to come back in 3 month lol. I need a new dentists stat.

 

[dura72]

I'm a fire marshall and one of my duties is to switch the alarm off at the end of a drill.

I deliberately leave it on for longer than I should, just so colleagues complain, "When will that bell end?"

I don't intend to grow up...ever.

 

[speedyseedz]

FUCK BRAKE AND CLUTCH FLUID GO FOR NITROMORS, AS A PAINTER AND DECORATOR CONSIDER THIS AN EXPERT OPINION. i dont like goin off on racist rants on the net coz it attracts sum seriously dumb fuckers but its not fuckin easy dealing with people when basic communication needs can barely be met...jeez , try watchin a maccam , a welshman and a fuckin scotsman all in the same room tryin to talk and english is supposed to be our first language....im not gonna even mention bloody brummies!!christ those bloody asians coming over here and stealing all our teeth.

you left the worst offenders out mate, jordies. if they got a strong accent, can't understand a bloody word meet.

 

[dura72]

ive worked with polish guys before on the building sites, they work like fuckin dogs but then they fuck off back to poland after 3 months b4 they have to pay any income tax and then come back and do the same again. now ive no problem with these guys wantin to come here to work but we've gotta have a fuckin level playing field, i'd just tax them all at the same rate as the rest of us................naah thats a fuckin lie , i'd fuckin machine gun the lot of them and i know exactly who's gettin it after them and these cunts cant hide as easily....i'll leave you all to cum up with the answer to that but lets just say theyre wont be any nite shift on the fuckin job.

 

[mr west]

growing old is mandetory but growing up is optional

 

[speedyseedz]

today marks the 5th week i've been without getting stoned, I'm marking this almight occasion by running a can of gas through my honey bee once more to see if theres any oil left in it.

 

[dura72]

my native accent is one of the heaviest scottish ones, it actually makes glasgow people sound delicate and refined( i kid you not) but ive lived and worked through u.k so i can modify it when i need to...i.e slow down for people not as bright. ive noticed that everyones accent get heavier when theyre drunk though..the accent that really and i fuckin do mean REALLY gets on my nipple ends is that fuckin stupid pretend london wigger one that has 'wha'eva' evry second fuckin word, i swear to fuck i wanna stab people up the arse with broken vinegar bottles when i hear that , it actually makes me wanna set fire to cunts. we've got a similar lingo in scotland that originates from the jails ,where accents have become standardised, and then gets pushed through the sink estates of glasgow, etc. its basically called 'ned speak' and it grinds your fuckin bone marrow. its designed to make it sound as if youve done time and therefore are 'clued up', itsa a fuckin wank talk for kids but unlike this london thing it doesnt have any black influence behind it.

 

[tip top toker]

i couldn't do 5 weeks!

seems we all have shit dentists then. i first had a private one that charged me around £500 for a bunch of white fillings i had done, 6 months later i'd moved to an NHS dentist, and found that the private had jsut put fillings over al the decay so msot my teeth were fucked. £500 of white comes out and i've now a grey mouth as well as some extractions and root canals.

either way though, gotta love the dentist, finnished in 20 minutes, so i stilll had 40 minutes to get to work, so i drove home and had a joint, i'll then them sweat a bit then head over ambiguous timings ftw! and numb fuzzy smiles ftw also!

 

[speedyseedz]

i couldn't do 5 weeks!

seems we all have shit dentists then. i first had a private one that charged me around £500 for a bunch of white fillings i had done, 6 months later i'd moved to an NHS dentist, and found that the private had jsut put fillings over al the decay so msot my teeth were fucked. £500 of white comes out and i've now a grey mouth as well as some extractions and root canals.

either way though, gotta love the dentist, finnished in 20 minutes, so i stilll had 40 minutes to get to work, so i drove home and had a joint, i'll then them sweat a bit then head over ambiguous timings ftw! and numb fuzzy smiles ftw also!

I'm not prepared to pay the prices they want for damp shitty weed, that will never have any flavour or potency.

I need to find me someone I can trade some seeds for bud lol.

I can't do the dentist timing stuff, it just plain sucks for me being the md n all.

 

[dura72]

The Welsh Assembly have just been given the go ahead for a festival to rival Glastonbury and Tea In The Park this summer.

Livestock.

 

[tip top toker]

I'm not prepared to pay the prices they want for damp shitty weed, that will never have any flavour or potency.

I need to find me someone I can trade some seeds for bud lol.

I can't do the dentist timing stuff, it just plain sucks for me being the md n all.

haha, i'm not managing director, but just manager, but i figure they can manage

i've never really had much but the stuff off the streets, so it's a justified purchase for me. i can imagine if you've been smoking the ebst strains for years then it might not be the same sitation

i'm a little confused by my AK48. i dried the things off in a cardboard box hung from string, and it's now curing in a mason jar, but it's doing sweet sod all in terms of getting me high, yet i put a handful of fairy buds from the lower branches in a paper bag for 2 days and smoked it, and it completely blew me away. does the high normally dissapear in this manner until curing is finnished?

 

[speedyseedz]

haha, i'm not managing director, but just manager, but i figure they can manage

i've never really had much but the stuff off the streets, so it's a justified purchase for me. i can imagine if you've been smoking the ebst strains for years then it might not be the same sitation

i'm a little confused by my AK48. i dried the things off in a cardboard box hung from string, and it's now curing in a mason jar, but it's doing sweet sod all in terms of getting me high, yet i put a handful of fairy buds from the lower branches in a paper bag for 2 days and smoked it, and it completely blew me away. does the high normally dissapear in this manner until curing is finnished?

no should still get you stoned, could just be the ak48

nirvana is junk imo

 

[speedyseedz]

The Welsh Assembly have just been given the go ahead for a festival to rival Glastonbury and Tea In The Park this summer.

Livestock.

I hope the welsh don't get all confused and think its some kind of sheep orgy.

 

[tip top toker]

no should still get you stoned, could just be the ak48

nirvana is junk imo

that's why i'm confused.

i know of nirvanas reputation, but it seems to actually hapen across al my buds.

i've 2 jars of UK cheese that are equally shit and pointless to smoke.

yet the cheese i clipped early and oven dried, like with the fluffy crappy speed dried AK buds, got me utterly bliutezed, i also scraped.