The UK Growers Thread!

Right folks, bed is calling, work all day then uni in the evening, i need some sleep lol

Take it easy people

Peace
 
it will come in handy at some point smar3t, always have kept the humidity around 40% in the past but the 1s that are being chopped on sunday have been kept at around 20-30 and they are looking much more frosty so yeah m8 from what ive seen thats the way too go.
 
tip top toker said:
anyone having one of those moments where you realise you don't remember where the fuck you parked your car? i'm serious here.
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lol, pmsl, u fuckin better believe it mate. fuckin took hours tae find it , ended up findin it parked on a random side street, then it came back tae me jist fuckin wasted ah was. and this has happened mare than once!!!!:dunce:
 
The other day my girlfriend put me in a tough situation; she said, "Do I look fat in this?"
Just before I told her how great she looked, my mouth started moving for me and I said:

"To be fair, it's a small room."

Now that her stuff's gone, the room is actually quite large.
 
welll thats me back again, ill as fuck and got my giro stopt coz i was too fuckd to sign on, ah well crisis loan time and im gaunna fone the local alcohol council, im gaunna need librium too get thru this. think i managed to do in around £2000 to £2500 grand over the last few weeks and i am truly unwell. actually ran thru my head to book myself into the caper house for some window licking excercises. man i dont feel good at all.nite lads, think i'll just go and sweat and twitch thru the darkness.
 
My girlfriend asked 'how about going out for a few drinks tonight, getting a couple of grammes of coke and then spending the whole night having wild sex?".

"I like the sound of that" I said, "don't worry though, I'll try and be back in time to give you a lift to work in the morning, bye".
 
haha, some funny stuff dura :lol: had a smoke out on the roof and realised that my car is parked outside the front dooor.... a long day indeed!

totally blazed up and the flat is upside down and i've an inspection in an hourrr, woooo :D
 
the detox is just beginning to work tip top but i'm still that kinda jangley, irritable way(actually feels like u want to shower ur self from the inside out) sleep patterns a bit fucked but ive been here b4 and kinda know itsgaunna take at least five days( the first 3 of which usually mean u cant be further than 10 foot from a bathroom. kinda ratty with my mrs but i just found out that my bro is moving ouuta my flat( i told him and his girl they could live in it for a few months) so thats brightened up my near future quite a bit. ive dicoverd that if i dont have my little hide away when i need sum headspace i just go to the pub and get wasted.........this will not stop that, just means i wont have to listen to that hatchet faced pot washer nipping my nut when i'm rough. when i eventually get my shit together i'll tell yooz about sum of the shit i got up to.....had sum real good laffs and and stuff..u know the kind :2 birds ,one beer bottle and an open attitude.
 
A woman goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist about Viagra.
"Does it really work?" she asks.
"Yes, it does. I have tried it myself" responds the pharmacist.
"Can you get it over-the-counter?"
"If I take two, I can," he replies.
 
loool :D

just had me flat inspection, walked into my room, i tell you some quiet piano music and all suspicious just flies outta the window, but she said "smells a bit of cannabis in here" to which i told her "yeah, i got some good shit :)"

then went out and had lunch with me mam and talked non-stop about philosophy, personality types, business, exostentialism and meditation for 3 hours :lol: it's been a very nice day so far :)
 
I managed to trim my pubic hair today.

I didn't mean to though.

I smoked soap bar without an ashtray whilst wearing nylon shorts.
 
I sent a text to my grandad, using my deceased nan's SIM card.

I'm sure he'll see the funny side, once he's recovered from the heart attack.
 
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