The UK Growers Thread!

[UKHG]

I agree, and I'm fuckin sure he wouldn't be getting no DVDs, he's a fuckin neck on him even asking for DVDs!

i know, im buying em by packets of 10 to survive atm lol its that bad so a few qwid buys a packet and she gets the rest for shop shit i woudlnt have minded if hed sed il pay or w/eva but ther wasent even a offer ther ffs ther only a qwid each uknow what i mean

 

[IC3M4L3]

i know, im buying em by packets of 10 to survive atm lol its that bad so a few qwid buys a packet and she gets the rest for shop shit i woudlnt have minded if hed sed il pay or w/eva but ther wasent even a offer ther ffs ther only a qwid each uknow what i mean

He's DEFINATLEY TAKING THE PISS MATE FUCK HIM OFF!

 

[Mastergrow]

There was a chat on here earlier about people posting pics of themselves on here....u not see it UKHG? take that photo down m8 lol!

Yeah get them gabbies in ye and give him a load of shit, that's if the cunt even calls!

 

[UKHG]

He's DEFINATLEY TAKING THE PISS MATE FUCK HIM OFF!

i would mate but hes the only clone guy i know il tell him later a week or im ordering seeds

HE EVEN had a winge wen i told him yesterday i cant pay for em til next week WTF lol

 

[UKHG]

There was a chat on here earlier about people posting pics of themselves on here....u not see it UKHG? take that photo down m8 lol!

Yeah get them gabbies in ye and give him a load of shit, that's if the cunt even calls!

mate the doctors got me on 16x300mg gabbies a day,,,a slight cluster fuk ther as the max dose os 1500mg a day lol so im takin 3x the amount but ive cut myself rite down

so got a abundance of gabbies noway im taking 16 a day maybe or 2 lol
got rakes of the fuckers

There was a chat on here earlier about people posting pics of themselves on here....u not see it UKHG? take that photo down m8 lol!

TOSSER
POSTED TTT'S PIC EARLIER FEW PAGES BAK POSING IN HIS SUPERMAN COSTUME

 

[unlucky]

lol lads in there pms.......spark up a spliff and sit back and chill

 

[Mastergrow]

The gabbies r workin lol! God help this guy when he calls later, maybe he'll leave with the DVDs up his ass lmao!!!

 

[UKHG]

The gabbies r workin lol! God help this guy when he calls later, maybe he'll leave with the DVDs up his ass lmao!!!

haha roid rage vs gabbie rage till the death!

he tells me to breakhis balls then i do and he moans lol fukin nutz i need to find a buyer for BULK in my area me thinks

 

[FarmerWiz]

So your a dealer & have no one you can call on to do some dirty work.. you>

 

[UKHG]

So your a dealer & have no one you can call on to do some dirty work.. you>

um im not a dealer

2ndly---if i wanted to do summet id do it meself? jails no big thing fukin lcd tvs and ps2's all day long!

I grow for me and to cover lekki costs i would do 12-18 plant grows if i was a dealer ive got the room to do so,but i dont coz its not needed sonext time get your facts rite before u start saying dealer blahblah coz im

my pal who does the cage fighting just semnt over sum casserole or stew or sum shit,,eaithway its nice,,,,its what he lives on when training for a fight and its fukin lovely jubbley
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now she wants too move house to so endless trawling on the exchange site for the council grr wat a fukin pain i hate having people in my house looking il have to camofalge the room door i use

 

[DST]

Firstly, TTT is correct in everything he say's, and I am not going to read that Source (lmao, the Daily Gash, sorry, do not believe what you read in papers, that is about the only true thing about papers.)
The Christian Democratic party have announced plans to introduce this membership, however this will probably be a very hard thing to implement as it would need to be done at local Govt level, and just like the testing of the 15% THC, a lot of them A/ Don't have the resources to do it, and B/ the inclination too.
I believe there will be an election this year and hopefully those religious right wing idiots will bolt!
There are some place with restrictions, like Maastricht I believe, and they will only serve certain people, but I think that is even daft, as they still serve you if you are part of the Shengen area! And that was kind of why people were complaining, ie traffic from neighbouring countries.
Anyhoo, I digress, some shops in Amsterdam (more neighbourhood Coffeshops) will not let you in to smoke unless you are a member, but you can still purchase before you go into the shop in a sort of anti room/hallway, lol.

Onto opening shops and sitting tests. If you are a European passport holder the test does not apply. You can open a shop anytime you want, but not a coffeeshop. At the moment I believe there are a fixed number of licenses and the only way to open one is to purchase a shop, which can be hard as they are reasonably profitable if you have a good one, and there are not that many for sale.

IF YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN AND DO NOT LIKE READING, LONG STORY SHORT>>>DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED IF IT CHANGES, YOU CAN STILL COME AND SMOKE YER BRAINS OUT WITHOUT FEAR OF GETTING COLLARED.

yep im hearing ya dst,totally diff culture that in britian but if you can speek and pass this test can you open a shop?

Probably not, only in england

I'm not sure if it's changed, but last i read they were not issuing any new licenses in Amsterdam for coffee shops.

they are,
u gotta have a hash pass and shops are ONLY allowed 1,500 members each
hash passes can only be given to holland/dam residents and last a year,

ther gunna loose SOOOOO much revinue from doing this,
my pals going over this weekend shes taking orders 13 qwid in advance of people for w/eva you get for 13 qwid prolly a teenth lol

anyone used this?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BIGGA-BUD-PLANT-FOOD-BIG-BUDS-FLOWERING-PLANTS-/140578463496?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Garden_Plants_Fertiliser_CV&hash=item20bb211f08

I am not talking about weed passes. I am talking about business licenses.

And so far as i'm aware, and from reading things such as items published by the cannabis Retailers Assosiation, the weed pass doesn't exist, they have drawn out plans and such, but it has not been implemented and won't even be discussed until some later point this year.

Not to mention that if they had a 1500 member limit then there would only be about 450,000 resident legally allowed to use coffeeshops and the rest of the population would be descriminated against.

Do you have any reliable sources of information to back up these statements or is it a bit like RIU members running around saying that weed is banned to foreigners throughout Holland purely because they tried a trial in one city on the border?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1392205/Dutch-ban-foreigners-cannabis-coffee-shops.html

^^^source and yes thats what i mean they will loose HEAPS of revenue

and yeh i thought that stuff was homemade by the bottle! looks so it does lol silly me

i use canna anyways as u know
i was just looking thru boosts and seen that stuff

Yeah, that news story is a load of tosh. There has been no law introduced yet. They have thought about changes in law and voiced possible new laws, but nothing has changed yet.

 

[FarmerWiz]

um im not a dealer

2ndly---if i wanted to do summet id do it meself? jails no big thing fukin lcd tvs and ps2's all day long!

I grow for me and to cover lekki costs i would do 12-18 plant grows if i was a dealer ive got the room to do so,but i dont coz its not needed sonext time get your facts rite before u start saying dealer blahblah coz im

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- alright sorry mate just thought after all that talk about being owed money you were a dealer, i don't know what your trying to imply by saying jail's no big thing? but i#m pretty sure it is.. no matter how comforting us tax payers make it
All this rage talk, i think you need a nice fat one to take all that stress away!

 

[UKHG]

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- alright sorry mate just thought after all that talk about being owed money you were a dealer, i don't know what your trying to imply by saying jail's no big thing? but i#m pretty sure it is.. no matter how comforting us tax payers make it
All this rage talk, i think you need a nice fat one to take all that stress away!

na mate im a pirate not a dealer i do the weed for myself to save me money as in a lot of pain normally not like my foot more athritic so the weed helps

2nd owing money,,,,dvds hun and jailbreaks if ud read through my posts properly you would have seen it was for 1xipad 2 break
1x42 break
1x42 break and unlock
1x3gs break and a heap of dvds

dont like been called a dealer mate not cool

 

[tip top toker]

From the horses mouth.

I went to the shop and did a very sensible groery shop. Like hell i did lol. Crab meat, peperamis, creme caramels, stella, grolsch, dorito's, anchovies, camembert. I feel like a bit of comfort food following the little tiff at work

 

[UKHG]

From the horses mouth.

I went to the shop and did a very sensible groery shop. Like hell i did lol. Crab meat, peperamis, creme caramels, stella, grolsch, dorito's, anchovies, camembert. I feel like a bit of comfort food following the little tiff at work

man im gunna sit here and say thats sum nasty shit! but alli can accually verify is shit is,peperamis lol havent had any of the others

u ever drank tiskys TT? polish i think of hand, i dont really drink....well i dont ever but when i did tiskies was lovely jubbley!

sum1 just orderd mcviver and ive lost my movie list so gotta donwload it i mmite watch it tonite tbqf bloody good movie

IYM A LONDANAR IYM A LANDANAR

WELL been watching fuking dora allol day and big bad barry the ship eating fish!LOL id say coz of the kid BUT she been out qwite a lot...im just sad arernt i :O:

and since when did facebook turn into fuking ebay/gumtree? menna be freinds n shit its now a fuking indoor market thers even pages dedicated to stopping scammers lmao wtf just ban seling group and pages coz they gotta be a apian in facebooks arse wen sum1 gets ripped and ther contacting facebook blaming FB dfor it

 

[tip top toker]

man im gunna sit here and say thats sum nasty shit! but alli can accually verify is shit is,peperamis lol havent had any of the others

u ever drank tiskys TT? polish i think of hand, i dont really drink....well i dont ever but when i did tiskies was lovely jubbley!

sum1 just orderd mcviver and ive lost my movie list so gotta donwload it i mmite watch it tonite tbqf bloody good movie

IYM A LONDANAR IYM A LANDANAR

WELL been watching fuking dora allol day and big bad barry the ship eating fish!LOL id say coz of the kid BUT she been out qwite a lot...im just sad arernt i :O:

and since when did facebook turn into fuking ebay/gumtree? menna be freinds n shit its now a fuking indoor market thers even pages dedicated to stopping scammers lmao wtf just ban seling group and pages coz they gotta be a apian in facebooks arse wen sum1 gets ripped and ther contacting facebook blaming FB dfor it

Tyskie? It's not bad stuff at all for the price, that is to say it's the supermrkets "cheaper" beers, and a good 6.something alcohol content which is nice to see Pepperami fucking rules, i don't ever buy it unless it's on offer though, not gonna spend £3 on 5 little sausages. I like to troll the supermarkets till i find one doing 5 for a quid then it's go time baby! I'll eat 5 of em in as many minutes

I don't use facebook for a good reason, it's a fucking joke, started off as a very nice and very useful website, now it has turned society into a bunch of useless wankers, i was stood in a queue at the bank the other day, 3 people in a row, all with a phone out checking updates and such. Quite sad to see that people have become so incapable of simply living their life for a few hours without having to check on what people are doing etc, to think people have a go at me for not having more friends or keeping in touch regularly, i'd rather a bit of a loner than incapable of going 5 minutes without needing to find out where their "friend" just drank coffee (and friend as it is is a joke, people generally have a few handfuls of friends, not 400, those are called acquaintances). I still personally like the concept of hand written letters and postcards etc. Not gonna find me using a Kindle in my lifetime. I think all the new market and shopping stuff might quite possibly be due to facebook reently going public and selling shares, but dunno, don't follow things with it, but i do love how fucked up the world is becoming that radio 1's new jingle thing is "share, take care". Take care, lol, well yeah, they probably do need to because they're all fucking useless, identity theft and credit fraud and the likes happen for a reason, because people are becoming a really dumb bunch of fuckers lol

As you can tell i don't have much love for facebook, don't even get me started on twitter

 

[UKHG]

As you can tell i don't have much love for facebook, don't even get me started on twitter

lol yeh i took a look at googles responce to facebook cant remember wtf its called but eitherway its crap,they all are too easy to hack into even though facebook is a lot harder now hideen profiles lol indeed yeh w/eva

i remember bak ages ago ther used to be this beer made by monks a good 9% but not like special brew or anything,hoogarden is nice too that german white beer,
fukin peperamis and NAAAASSSTTTYYY i feel sik thinking of the foot long little bastard sik on a stik i call em(stik as in shape NOT like a lolly tyvm) ther fukin awwwribble but your into all that shit what no1 else on the PLANET WOULD GO NEAR TTT opens with welcome arms lmao!
wen i envision u i see a old dude witha beard sat on the rocks at a rockpool long beird and flatcap eating crab direct from the rockpool your chilling on! no shit seriously lol popeye sorta thing hahaha

yeh facebookblows now no privacy or FUK all my act got hacked sum time bak they snifled sum images of me little girl and then made sum paedo pics out of em,needless to say every photo is gone i only use FB now for talking shit and doing peoples hed in,i got like 20 freinds on FB (most are websites)and only 3 on msn

like these torrent sites making facebook groups and such WTF i thought torrents wer illigal oh well they will learn wen site gets closed divs,
twitter? never used it i dont think load of bollox n yeh i feel ya with the fukin standing in a cue lark the missus pays 10 pewr monnth just to 02 so she can have intnernet on the go (NOW WEN I SAY 10 ITS ACTUALLY 8 but close as innit)even tho we got net at home she HAS to have it on the go FFS lol all u see nowadays is people ther faces in ther phones tap,tap,tap staus ect ect ect
me? i dont use mobile phones one my heds messed up enough without radiation from a mobile and tbh i cant fukin stand mobiles even wen people ring for me i tell her to take a mesage or get her to reply to sms i really cantstand mobiles ther totally uneccesary i mean wtf did the world do for the 20000 years before phones? im sorry but i think we got on just fine even better BEFOR FUKING FACEBOOK we now call fightbook like on jeremy kyle its allways about fuking facebook lol.

just had a henny dropped of as he called it,£15 i darnet stik it on the scales i know its nower nr 2g let alone 3.5

thats my thoughts make sence of what u can iv tried t ostik TO EXACT answers just so the resident hall monitor dont moan!

guess wer the saddo duo TT mate sat here ona friday nite wen we shud be AVVIN IT LARG!!LOLZ too fukin loud in clubs nowadays lol yeh i know ur thinking old fart haha

 

[UKHG]

anyways logging of for the nite, i may logon later and honor you with my presence

cya

 

[duncan1965]

200 an ounce in sunny scotland.

 

[tip top toker]

Haha, sat on a rockpool eating fresh crab and mussles over a little fire, that would be a dream lifestyle to me man, i'd love to ove down to the sea, just not the english sea lol, or maybe just for the sunny part of the week of summer, fuk the rest of the year lol. I love peperami because they're suprisingly good quality, most all supermarket salami's etc will be made with pretty much the exact same ingredients, i've no complaints and i spent 3 years of my life piggin out on the highest quality harcuterie Italy and spain had to offer, part o why i love the food trade, when you offer a customer some to taste, you get to taste it at the same time so that you can offer an opinion from that piece as it is then, and when you work there all day you get to eat lots nomnomnomnom I'm now considering going to Canada for the end of this years ski season so i'm looking at the feasibliity of this frozen food website again just gotta find £70 from somewhere, i say £70, i could just one or two bags of stuff for a tenner but i like the idea of free shipping lol i'd kill for some garlic snails right now that or some brown shrimp so i can make some potted shrimp on toast i generally eat fuck all but i know what i like when i want it

And i've actually disussed this with a ot of people and most these days seem to agree, if "AVVIN IT LARGE" means spending £4 on each pint, i'd rather be a boring sod £4 a pint is complete extortion, even the shitty clubs down town will charge £3 upwards a drink these days unless you want to be drinking some bollokc awful vodka and fake red bull with the students