The UK Growers Thread!

tip top toker

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I'd honestly rather not thanks :) I gave up on women more than half a decade ago, they're all a bunch of self serving cunts. Cunts cunt cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts, don't think i can state that enough. The cunt would have to bleed diamonds for me to consider them in any kind of accepting manner.
 

mad dog bark

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yo cindyguygrower u need delete some pm,s.
i wtched ufc on espn. its was in rio.
i no fox and espn share the events now.
1st fight off night had an amazing tko. spinning back kick i think was amazing. kaapooowwwww.
I made it till 3 last night and past out mid way through 1st fight. lightweight i no but ent as young as once was. woke with a reefer stuck to side face headache and taste kfc . man glad i recorded it now
 

cheddar1985

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Morning all aint life fuckin great haha lovin it atm chilled to the bone no aches or pains plenty to do but aint doin it why cus i aint gotta lmfao

dura were u bin mucka thought you died ob us fella haha!!
 

dura72

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Having a girl with a tattoo on the back of her neck is much like having a bathroom with a magazine in it -

It gives you something to read while you're in the shitter.
 

dura72

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Morning all aint life fuckin great haha lovin it atm chilled to the bone no aches or pains plenty to do but aint doin it why cus i aint gotta lmfao

dura were u bin mucka thought you died ob us fella haha!!
hi chedds, my broadband and sky were chopped just before chrimbo and i wasnt payin the bill, so im currently using my birds broadband, i'll be back full time in a week or two. ive phoned sky up witha false name and im just waiting on re-connection.
 

dura72

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A woman ran up to me frantically screaming in the street today.

"My boy, I've lost my boy," she said.

"Was he wearing a green and orange coat?" I asked.

"Yes!" she panted with relief. "Where is he?"

"I'm not sure," I replied. "But his coat's jammed in the wheel trim of that bus over there."
 

PUKKA BUD

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Mornin geezers, an gals lol.............hows life treatin yas???.....fresh as fuck me today! :)

It's almost 1 and we're just getting ready to go out on the town, i am not ued to this format of madness! More vodka!
I thought you had no mates ttt????.....who are these women you speak of??? lol

UKRG......ive got 1 of them samsung G phones can you, blag that andriod for free apps mate???
 

UKHG

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Fuckin hell bill what time you got up mate? just seen you was on ere rabblin shit about half 2 or sumut!!.......get a full fry up down ya mate that'll sort ya out no dange!
i was up till abuot 2
NO TELLING THE UFC 142 REULST OR I WONT BE IMPRESSED IF ANYONE WANTS IT LEMMI KNOW IL MAKE A TORRENT AND SEND IT ITS IN HD :)
 
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