The UK Growers Thread!

[growwwww]

im back people, fuckin b.t cut my broadband coz i forgot to pay the bill, its been shit no having the net, i've had to talk to the mrs's for 3 weeks now, i was losing the will to live and seriously thinking about removing her ability to breathe

It is indeed a hardlife with no internet, so true to the extent that its defintely justifiable to kill if it eases the pain of no internet.

I truly understand

 

[SM4RT3]

yeah cool star is ok, just a cheeper version. they told me at the shop u have 2 build the coolstar so i'm gonna go for the built one, i'm rubbish at diy lol

lol, i think its prob gonna be like 6 lil bolts, cant be that complex, but for extra £10 for lack of DIY then might aswell, but im goin cheap all the way

 

[SM4RT3]

im back people, fuckin b.t cut my broadband coz i forgot to pay the bill, its been shit no having the net, i've had to talk to the mrs's for 3 weeks now, i was losing the will to live and seriously thinking about removing her ability to breathe

Welcome back Dura mate, thought u had died from blood loss due to your missus nailing your nuts to the floor lol

 

[dura72]

lol, im fucked again. got sum real good blues and sum good charlie as well, it really plays withur nut when u drink crazy vimtos on top of it. goodbye liver its been nice knowing you.

 

[dura72]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, Its nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?

He says, O. K., Get in the car with it.

Where shall I put it to get it warm?

He says, Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

But what about the smell?

Just hold its little nose.

 

[dura72]

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

 

[dura72]

why is the word phonetics spelled with a 'ph'?

 

[tip top toker]

to prove it's point? not sure. i like that french one

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=French+Military+Victories&l=1

edit: and click the "did you mean" it's some funny reading

 

[dura72]

i dont feel well

 

[dura72]

Looks aren't everything, but you can't wank over personality.

 

[las fingerez]

easy dura mate, just started on here properly when u done ur dissapearing act. i have a journal, all the usual suspects are in, just wondered if u wanted 2 stick ur head round the door? cheers bro, hope up cool?

 

[jake devine]

eny on ata tundra plz giys

 

[dura72]

Dilemma.

Do I wash dishes or do I attempt to eat Cornflakes from a cup with a knife?

 

[tip top toker]

throw the cereal in the sink and leave it there in a rage, and toke up? dishes should only be done on hungover sundays

 

[sambo020482]

good to see ya back dura

 

[dura72]

ahm wasted, just smashed the house upand not feeling like a happy bunny

 

[rasclot]

ahm wasted, just smashed the house upand not feeling like a happy bunny

smashin the house up aint good i stopped doin that wen i stopped gettin of the head
im now a full time stoner instead

 

[SM4RT3]

ahm wasted, just smashed the house upand not feeling like a happy bunny

Not good mate, spark a fatty up n chill with some soothing sounds.

Hope your feeling better today mate.

 

[SM4RT3]

Update on my plants...

Olivia

Lily

13 days into veg... Lily not growin so fast but she still comming along, The smell is sweet, love walkin into the bedroom after they been locked up all day, best smell ever... Gettin my ventilation, Filter and 600w HPS on saturday, so no more smell from then on in... Happy Days.

 

[rasclot]

Update on my plants...

Olivia

Lily

13 days into veg... Lily not growin so fast but she still comming along, The smell is sweet, love walkin into the bedroom after they been locked up all day, best smell ever... Gettin my ventilation, Filter and 600w HPS on saturday, so no more smell from then on in... Happy Days.

lookin good mate check out my journal in my sig if u get a chance