The UK Growers Thread!
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Don Gin and Ton
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Fuck I'm still pissed.
tip top toker
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I wish i were, would be better than the hangover, meant to be taking all my grow stuff down and getting it in the attic.
tip top toker
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Final push 
Second scrog screen in place, now to start trimming it down a bit, always a daughting task, where to begin 
9 weeks from now and everything should be go!
Here's a typical scrog, yields 4-5 ounces with cheese that's done it's stretching.
So her's this scrog
Once that's stretched out it's gonna be rather monumental, really considering sticking the 400w hps in there as well.
Yay big plant!. Although now might be a good point to consider that i own no hydro flowering nutes and have no ph down. Hmm.
Second scrog screen in place, now to start trimming it down a bit, always a daughting task, where to begin 9 weeks from now and everything should be go!Here's a typical scrog, yields 4-5 ounces with cheese that's done it's stretching.
So her's this scrog
Once that's stretched out it's gonna be rather monumental, really considering sticking the 400w hps in there as well.Yay
big plant!. Although now might be a good point to consider that i own no hydro flowering nutes and have no ph down. Hmm.Attachments
mad dog bark
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bugs this time year? thats fecking unlucky man. cant u give them a shower for now to help reduce numbers if no money treatments?
mad dog bark
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yo hows do? im interested in scrogs. gunna do one with blue cheese next few weeks wen my older ladys r finished? any advice? is it best put screen on after the stretch?Final push
Here's a typical scrog, yields 4-5 ounces with cheese that's done it's stretching.
So her's this scrog
Yay
is your screen floating as in not fixed? is it best to have two screens then?
Ontheball
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im guessing u literatly mean put them in the shower , mine would destroy them to strong lol
tip top toker
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I'm no expert with scrogs, not by a long shot, think las or sambo, it's one of the two, would be ebtter person to ask. I use very small net cupos with DWC so the plants will fall over unless supported, so typically i would have a rigid scrogg frame connected to the tote. On this occasion it is BIG so i just opted to lay the scrnn over and tie it down if needs be. I've never done 2 scrog screens before, don't think any folk do, just sometrhing i'm trying cus why not
Stretchy seedling that i found in one of the autopots
And my small mountain of washing up. The majority of the hydro stuff is still in the attic, let the fun commence!
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tip top toker
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Ahhhaaaa, i solved a riddle. I have been waiting for my glassowkr to get shipped over to me for near a month now. I had originally received one bauble, and was annoyed that they hadn't sent the rest. The reality of the matter was that i emailed a completely different company my address and they just happened to have had someone with my name blow a bauble at their place, so they sent it to me. Now i just have to hope the place i acually went to haven't binned my glass
dura72
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The sickest football chants Britain has to offer:Be warned sum of these even made me wince, and thats not fuckin easy.
Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!
Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaaay!
(Manchester United fans vs Liverpool, Hillsborough disaster)
Who's that lying on the ruuunway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Liverpool fans vs Manchester United, Munich air disaster)
Don't blame it on Ade! Don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees. Blame it on Eboue!
(Arsenal fans mock their own player)
There's only one Davie Cooper, in his brain they found a tumour. What a wonderful way, to spend you day, watching Davie Cooper pass away.
(Aberdeen fans vs Rangers, Davie Cooper dies live on television)
Who's that lying by the seaside? Who's that lying by the shore? David Murray and his wife, cause he's paralysed for life! Oh, he won't be doing the bouncy anymore!
We've got Larsson, we've got Lubo! David Murray's shite at Judo!
(Celtic fans vs Rangers, sung at Rangers' chairman David Murray who has plastic legs)
Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Tommy Burns died of skin cancer)
Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty fenian fucker! Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Bobby Sands, Irish freedom fighter, went on a hunger strike)
Where's your Norrie gone? He left the heater on! Where's your Norrie gone? Left the heater on! ... Dodgy heater! Dodgy heater!
(Clyde fans vs Dunfermline, Dunfermline legend committed suicide by setting his house on fire)
IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY MORE, ADD IT.
Blue is the colour,
football is the game,
poor old Matthew Harding,
he should have caught the train!
(Rich Chelsea fan who died in helicopter accident)
Adebayor! Adebayor!
His dad washes elephants,
And his mum is a whore!
(Derby fans)
What's that there coming out of your sock, is it an ankle? is it an ankle?
(everyone @ eduardo)
RVP
When the girl says no
Molest her
(to tune of that Craig David song, sung at Van Persie)
An M, a U, an N. An I, a C, an H
There was an air disaster in 1958!
They went to Red Star Belgrade and crashed the fucking plane
And when they play in Europe I hope they crash again!
(anybody to the Manc cunts)
It was the ice on runway made the aeroplane go down
The aeroplane go down, the aeroplane go down
It was the ice on the runway made the aeroplane go down
In the moooost delightful way!
Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella, you're turning fucking yella
Go and buy a stella Georgie Best
(good riddance you cunt)
There's only one Bobby Charlton, one Bobby Charlton
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile..Charlton is a fucking paedophile!
Did the farmers, did the farmers, did the farmers burn your wives?
Did the farmers burn your wives?
(To Derby fans or any Welsh team after the foot and mouth outbreak.)
Hillsborough:
who's that choking on their vomit
who's that turning fucking blue
it's a scouser and his mate
crushed behind the hillsboro gates
and they won't be singing munich anymore.
people screaming are you listening
fences rattling bodies clattering
oh what a wonderful sight
we're so happy tonight
walking in a hillsboro wonderland.
1 scouse 2 scouse 3 scouse 4 all got crushed on a sheffield floor
96 dead bastards was the final score
but we're still not happy? cos' we all wanted more
(All Usually sung by mancs to liverpool)
Sit down tumour boy! (Arsenal fans to Glenn Roeder)
There's only one Gary Glitter, He done McGeady up the shitter, Maloney too and Big Jock Knew, walking in a paedo wonderland
(rangers fans to celtic fans)
?Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You?re on the verge of lunacy
And we don?t give a fuck if you?re hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV.?
Spurs fans to Sol Campbell. Some people got banned for singing this!
We had larsson, We had Blinker David Murray's shite at twister
We had Larsson, We had Moravcik David Murray's legs are plastic
(celtc fans to David Murray about his plastic legs)
We'll have a party when thatcher dies, We'll have a party when thatcher dies
Jelly and ice cream when thatcher dies, Jelly and ice cream whent thatcher dies
We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies, We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies
We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies, We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies
(celtic fans chant their hatred of maggie thatcher)
Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!
Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaaay!
(Manchester United fans vs Liverpool, Hillsborough disaster)
Who's that lying on the ruuunway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Liverpool fans vs Manchester United, Munich air disaster)
Don't blame it on Ade! Don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees. Blame it on Eboue!
(Arsenal fans mock their own player)
There's only one Davie Cooper, in his brain they found a tumour. What a wonderful way, to spend you day, watching Davie Cooper pass away.
(Aberdeen fans vs Rangers, Davie Cooper dies live on television)
Who's that lying by the seaside? Who's that lying by the shore? David Murray and his wife, cause he's paralysed for life! Oh, he won't be doing the bouncy anymore!
We've got Larsson, we've got Lubo! David Murray's shite at Judo!
(Celtic fans vs Rangers, sung at Rangers' chairman David Murray who has plastic legs)
Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns? Could you go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed, go a fucking sunbed Tommy Burns?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Tommy Burns died of skin cancer)
Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Could you go a chicken supper, you dirty fenian fucker! Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?
(Rangers fans vs Celtic, Bobby Sands, Irish freedom fighter, went on a hunger strike)
Where's your Norrie gone? He left the heater on! Where's your Norrie gone? Left the heater on! ... Dodgy heater! Dodgy heater!
(Clyde fans vs Dunfermline, Dunfermline legend committed suicide by setting his house on fire)
IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANY MORE, ADD IT.
Blue is the colour,
football is the game,
poor old Matthew Harding,
he should have caught the train!
(Rich Chelsea fan who died in helicopter accident)
Adebayor! Adebayor!
His dad washes elephants,
And his mum is a whore!
(Derby fans)
What's that there coming out of your sock, is it an ankle? is it an ankle?
(everyone @ eduardo)
RVP
When the girl says no
Molest her
(to tune of that Craig David song, sung at Van Persie)
An M, a U, an N. An I, a C, an H
There was an air disaster in 1958!
They went to Red Star Belgrade and crashed the fucking plane
And when they play in Europe I hope they crash again!
(anybody to the Manc cunts)
It was the ice on runway made the aeroplane go down
The aeroplane go down, the aeroplane go down
It was the ice on the runway made the aeroplane go down
In the moooost delightful way!
Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella Georgie Best
Could you go and buy a stella, you're turning fucking yella
Go and buy a stella Georgie Best
(good riddance you cunt)
There's only one Bobby Charlton, one Bobby Charlton
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile..Charlton is a fucking paedophile!
Did the farmers, did the farmers, did the farmers burn your wives?
Did the farmers burn your wives?
(To Derby fans or any Welsh team after the foot and mouth outbreak.)
Hillsborough:
who's that choking on their vomit
who's that turning fucking blue
it's a scouser and his mate
crushed behind the hillsboro gates
and they won't be singing munich anymore.
people screaming are you listening
fences rattling bodies clattering
oh what a wonderful sight
we're so happy tonight
walking in a hillsboro wonderland.
1 scouse 2 scouse 3 scouse 4 all got crushed on a sheffield floor
96 dead bastards was the final score
but we're still not happy? cos' we all wanted more
(All Usually sung by mancs to liverpool)
Sit down tumour boy! (Arsenal fans to Glenn Roeder)
There's only one Gary Glitter, He done McGeady up the shitter, Maloney too and Big Jock Knew, walking in a paedo wonderland
(rangers fans to celtic fans)
?Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You?re on the verge of lunacy
And we don?t give a fuck if you?re hanging from a tree
You Judas cunt with HIV.?
Spurs fans to Sol Campbell. Some people got banned for singing this!
We had larsson, We had Blinker David Murray's shite at twister
We had Larsson, We had Moravcik David Murray's legs are plastic
(celtc fans to David Murray about his plastic legs)
We'll have a party when thatcher dies, We'll have a party when thatcher dies
Jelly and ice cream when thatcher dies, Jelly and ice cream whent thatcher dies
We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies, We'll do the huddle when thatcher dies
We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies, We'll do the bouncy when thatcher dies
(celtic fans chant their hatred of maggie thatcher)
dura72
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Scottish Romance: Lonely Hearts:
Grossly overweight Inverness turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03
Heavy drinker and chain smoker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting fights on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big tits. Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
Grossly overweight Inverness turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03
Heavy drinker and chain smoker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting fights on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big tits. Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
newuserlol
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u joking it up 2night then dura? lol
see the toon had a good result today don lol bit different now ya playing a few real teams lol
nice plant ttt, whats these black rose seeds ya keep banging on about? is it proper black rose? i dont understand much about breeding.
see the toon had a good result today don lol bit different now ya playing a few real teams lol
nice plant ttt, whats these black rose seeds ya keep banging on about? is it proper black rose? i dont understand much about breeding.
RobbieP
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alright sambo, tt has got some real black rose seeds mate but the ones he keeps going on about are his crosses , he has crossed the black rose with th exodus cheese and the BSB i think ... not 100% sure though.
hows everyone today , i only just got up , woke up at 9am this morning with a proper migraine been dying seeing flashing lights and throwing up whilst nodding in and out of the real world all day! just starting to ease off abit now ! yipee ! lol
tip top toker
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I meant to post. I've not posted anything out yet because the other two seeded plants are drying and figured i'd send out all 4 strains in one go.
I've done
Black Rose x Black Rose
Black Rose x BSB/Casey
Black Rose x Exo
Black Rose x Romulan
You can see the pastern, fuck careful dusting, just shov the male into the middle and forget about it More than enough to go around, i deseeded enough of the cheese for 1 joint (only been drying for 2 days but smokable, just don't grind too well) and got 43 seeds from it, every single one of them viable there's a whole plant of this. Many seeds!
I've done
Black Rose x Black Rose
Black Rose x BSB/Casey
Black Rose x Exo
Black Rose x Romulan
You can see the pastern, fuck careful dusting, just shov the male into the middle and forget about it
More than enough to go around, i deseeded enough of the cheese for 1 joint (only been drying for 2 days but smokable, just don't grind too well) and got 43 seeds from it, every single one of them viable there's a whole plant of this. Many seeds!Attachments
newuserlol
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fuck that m8 them migraines can be harsh! i havent had em but none people who have and not alot that you can do for them either.
yeah im all good m8 aint done fuck all today just watching tele got sky back at the missus's flat and been watching loads of shit, you ever seen pawn stars or storage wars??? love em luckys fucks making loads of cash especially that storage wars, they go buying storage units that havent been paid for so the storage company now owns, 1 lucky fucker paid $800 for a unit turned out to be 1 of the top 10 collections in the world of comic books which he then sold for silly money.
had a look at ya thread the other day has been some rapid growth recently.
RobbieP
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all crosses sound goodI meant to post. I've not posted anything out yet because the other two seeded plants are drying and figured i'd send out all 4 strains in one go.
I've done
Black Rose x Black Rose
Black Rose x BSB/Casey
Black Rose x Exo
Black Rose x Romulan
You can see the pastern, fuck careful dusting, just shov the male into the middle and forget about it
newuserlol
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alrite pukka, satarday nights end up watchin x factor with the missus nooooooooooooo help me lol
nar fuck that i said i staying at me flat if that shites on i fucking hate it lol
tip top toker
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Second joint of cheese coming up, but can't start drinking for a bit, got a mate turning up at most likely 11pm so can't fall asleep 20 minutes after he turns up lol, beer knocks me into out like nothing else
Yaself? Owt planned?
Yaself? Owt planned?