The UK Growers Thread!

scotia1982

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Come on, dry faster ya fuker! well not faster, but days go faster, bah! delve into the trim jar, i know there's an oune or o of bud hiding about in there somewhere.

I ue canna for DWC, have never had an issue, i have extremely hard dirty water, and the plants do just great :) I can no longer bring myself to use nutes which do not have the nifty measuring thing included in the bottle, to hell with measuring spoons! :)

Worst means that it comes at the end, the bottom of the list, not halfway through you clever little mexican :D

I seem to be one of the few who was utterly unimpressed by the smoke from the church, grew like a champ but didn't get me high.
Am the same ttt dnt like church. The taste is hard to describe not one for me :-(
 

tip top toker

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Go dura :D I've been feeling like absolute shit today, feels more like illness than a hangover so might have a quiet one.

I've never really been one to describe how smoke tastes, Sweettooth was the only one i could put a word on and the best i could manage was perfumy, pot pouri kinda fragranty smell. Can't remember much about the church other than that i seemed to pick up a tolerance to it almost instantly. While it was my first grow, so take things with a pinch of salt, the cheap white widow i grew at the same time was corking.

Today is a good day to me, rather childish and such, but i took delivery of 5 new artemis fowl books at lunchtime :) very happy.
 

UKHG

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yeh ttt we been having that perfumey stuff arounf here atm i was assuming the grower was a chik and like her deoderent like!lol
 

Griffta

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word to yer muthas, liking the look of that black rose a few pages back ttt. Then again I'm smoking some absolute shoite at the moment so looking at anything nice makes me envious at the mo.
I might watch that 'confessions of an undercover cop' at 9. Bit like that film I.D, except he was in with those mental animal rights activists not the crew of shadwell town fc.
 

Saerimmner

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happydays just got some stinky stinky shiz time to get blazed :D
jus sparked up my first of the night as well, sweet cheese for me(unknown breeder) off a plant i pulled last week, got 2oz 26g in the end not bad but nowhere near as potent as proper cheese, this is like breathing in after having eat a tiny bit of mild cheese whereas proper cheese is like a filthy perverted rotting stilton gangfuck in the back of your throat followed by immediate couchlock akin to being hit by a lorry lol, fuck me im rambling again,i need another smoke ffs lol
 

tip top toker

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I don't find cheese gives me much couch lock at all. It makes me a bit sleepy like all weed does, but it get's my cranium fizzing. I tend to dance all around the flat and such when i'm smoking cheese, doing the washing up while raving to drum and bass can prove dangerous at times.

Cheesey cheese skyscrapers! Melting in the global warming!
 

Ontheball

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cheese normally gives me a buzz dunno what im smoking now didnt ask lol but get me baked all the same. just wish i could reach the highs i used too :(
 

tip top toker

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Not sure if i am, while i still have a big aversion to smoke, i used to pass out (well not pass out but lose all use of muscles, lie on your back 100% aware of everything going on but unable to even open your eyes :D) and puke up way more than i would have liked when i was younger. The last memory i have of being reallllllllllly stoned, the car crashed. I tried to warn the driver that there was a corner but i think i forgot to speak.
 

Ontheball

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probably a good 2 years ago since i felt proper stoned , its not that i feel so much stoned any more as i feel normal. its when i dont smoke i feel like ive done a shit load of morphine or Valium or something lol lifes wierd without a joint :/
 

tip top toker

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Rather you than me. Makes me feel glad that not smoking just makes me a bit bored, can't really say it's made me think i've abused morphine :p Most of my habbits seem to be psychological addictions other than physical. I can stop smoking tobacco as easy as that if i fancy, but i'm the type, where if i find something i enjoy, i'll enjoy it till i'm sick of it :D I havn't eaten any of that biltong in a while, ate so much i can't stand the idea of even the smell :lol:
 

RobbieP

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probably a good 2 years ago since i felt proper stoned , its not that i feel so much stoned any more as i feel normal. its when i dont smoke i feel like ive done a shit load of morphine or Valium or something lol lifes wierd without a joint :/
you need a volcano and some pure melt .. that will sort ya ...... as for tt .. mate you have no hope, you smoke pure weed , drink pure alcohol and make posh food ... theres no saving you ... ;)
 

cheddar1985

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I don't find cheese gives me much couch lock at all. It makes me a bit sleepy like all weed does, but it get's my cranium fizzing. I tend to dance all around the flat and such when i'm smoking cheese, doing the washing up while raving to drum and bass can prove dangerous at times.

Cheesey cheese skyscrapers! Melting in the global warming!
haha ttt ive a cousin that smokes exo all day and he gets the same !! Gogle eyed but well aware of wot happening round him infact he is the only person i know that can smoke joints of cheese like its normal to do so without weed he can be withdrawn and a grumpy cunt so it seems that he thrives off the buzz!!
 

RobbieP

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weed doesnt have the same effect it used to have on me UNLESS i smoke loads and in moderation add some real ale into the mix , then things tend to go abit dizzy and eventually i do as tt described and loose all my muscle functions and mong out unable to move ... i dont drink real ale anymore ...... LOL
 

tip top toker

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you need a volcano and some pure melt .. that will sort ya ...... as for tt .. mate you have no hope, you smoke pure weed , drink pure alcohol and make posh food ... theres no saving you ... ;)
Fuck you nigger! I have smilie faces and fish fingers, posh food lol :D You can buy my volcano if you want :p lent it to my mate for a week, he agreed he wouldn't pay the money for it either. Nah, i'll keep it purely for the social value, it's very good like that, keep getting tempted to make up a 6 foot bag and run aroun the neighbourhood forcing it on people :D

I smoke cheese like cigarettes if i've no work. In fact i often just smoke cigarettes because the buzz is often better than the cheese :D I think i badly need a tolerance break though, pretty much nothing get's me stoned other than cheese hash and cheese, rather fucked myself over on that one, should have change things up instead of smoking cheesse non stop for 30 months :D
 

RobbieP

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Fuck you nigger! I have smilie faces and fish fingers, posh food lol :D You can buy my volcano if you want :p lent it to my mate for a week, he agreed he wouldn't pay the money for it either. Nah, i'll keep it purely for the social value, it's very good like that, keep getting tempted to make up a 6 foot bag and run aroun the neighbourhood forcing it on people :D

I smoke cheese like cigarettes if i've no work. In fact i often just smoke cigarettes because the buzz is often better than the cheese :D I think i badly need a tolerance break though, pretty much nothing get's me stoned other than cheese hash and cheese, rather fucked myself over on that one, should have change things up instead of smoking cheesse non stop for 30 months :D
im sure your tollerance will drop once you lay off the green or smoke some of those other tasty strains you got! :)
id love to buy a volcano but like you and many others have told me .. its not really worth all that money , plus the fact i enjoy the social aspect of skinning up when out and about with friends ! .... one day .... one day ...
 

rainz

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just ordered some pineapple express auto's from barney's farm off seaofseeds, heard some good things about these : )
 
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