The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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lol, at my advanced age age its gotta be junior tester either that or autopsy mate and as much as i like a bit of peace and quiet i dont fancy necrophelia, although it mite smell better than some of live things ive had.
 

SM4RT3

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lol, at my advanced age age its gotta be junior tester either that or autopsy mate and as much as i like a bit of peace and quiet i dont fancy necrophelia, although it mite smell better than some of live things ive had.
LMAO, i see where ur goin now, (been a long ass day), and for that position i think there will be a few in line.

Necrophilia, even the dead need some loving :p
 

dura72

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its not that i want a virgin ' i'd just like a bird that got less finger prints on her ass than a pub bog door, that and sumthin to muff dive where i dont need tetanus shot at the end. my address should be batersea dogs home.
 

SM4RT3

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its not that i want a virgin ' i'd just like a bird that got less finger prints on her ass than a pub bog door, that and sumthin to muff dive where i dont need tetanus shot at the end. my address should be batersea dogs home.
I wouldnt say no to a virgin, but i like blood, and thats a diff story for a diff board alltogether lol.

Sounds like you have had some hunies there mate, when the mass of pubic hair moves on its own, you know not to go there, gotta love a classy bird lol

And on that sobering thought i gotta get my ass to bed, fuckin work in the morn n i gotta be up in 6 hrs.

Take it easy mate

Peace
 

dura72

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nite mate, think i'm gaunna surf around coz the speeds runnin well now, dont wanna smoke coz its gaunna trip the spaz swithch lol
 

dura72

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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.
 

dura72

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nearly got caught lookin there...lol...when i googled that the full colour changed.....jeez i cant try that again... even the muppet aint that dumb..lol
 

sambo020482

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morning, anyone watch that cops with cameras on itv last night, seems to be loads of police shows about busting weed factorys lately? or maybe im just noticeing them more now lol
 

dura72

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ive just got up, i'm fuckin ill....well not really but i know its comin....i know this fuckin cumdown is guanna get me...i'm gettin kinda scared lol....its that back o the eyes number where ur dome starts feelin slightly unattached from the rest of ur body.. i hate this time of day. this is gaunna hurt later,if i start incoherently rambling down worry bout it too much.
 

tip top toker

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something like that. woke up drunk falling off the bed.gonna build and test me some DWC today :) and maybe get a haircut, i'm a feckin mupppppet these days
 

dura72

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dont feel well, feel like a spaz, feel like ive been raped in the ear by the big mongo maker. not good........im bill murray and this is groundhog day for retards
 

SM4RT3

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morning, anyone watch that cops with cameras on itv last night, seems to be loads of police shows about busting weed factorys lately? or maybe im just noticeing them more now lol

Morning Sambo, yeah i saw it whilst at the chippy, few houses got bust where i live, makes me think... then i think fuck it, got a bent ankle from fucked up hospital not noticing a break, so ima use the pain and personal use blag if i get cought lol
 

SM4RT3

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dont feel well, feel like a spaz, feel like ive been raped in the ear by the big mongo maker. not good........im bill murray and this is groundhog day for retards

Morning Dura, decided against work this morn, woke at 8 n thought ahhh fuck it, so rang in sick lol....

Your posts make me piss i swear...
I never used to get a comedown till like 3 days later, then i got real fuckin emotional, XTC my drug of choice, but fuck when i got tears rolling down my eyes at adverts :$, you know its time for a break.
 
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