The UK Growers Thread!

Griffta

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fuckin lol at dura's guide to robbing a golf club haha. I was up at 6am, dropped the bird at the airport as she's off to ireland for the wkend and dropped into the local store for a restocking of nutes. Gonna get high as a murfuka now and watch something decent as there appears to be womens cricket on sky sports news...
 

dura72

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can anyone tell me if rocklock is any good and if its worth gettin
ive grown two rocloc both soil with bio bizz nutes( basic old school) under 600watt(i think) and both gave me around 3 oz a plant maybe a shade more, its been a while so cant fully remember, they were freebies from attitude. good smoke, every one was happy with the result. a decent plant that had no problems at all.
 

dura72

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Watching Andy Murray trying to beat Nadal was like watching a 90 year old man trying to get an erection...

It's painful, but you'll still sit for 4 hours to see if he can actually manage it
 

dura72

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If England won the 'women's world cup', it would be like winning a million on the lottery and finding out the currency was the Zimbabwe dollar
 

dura72

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The wife bought some crotchless knickers.

"What do you think?" she winked, bending over.

"Nice" I replied. "It reminds me of the time I opened a bin bag round the back of the abbatoir."
 

dura72

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BBC News: Baboon on the run in New Jersey.

Venus Williams has finally snapped after losing at Wimbledon then?
 

dura72

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In the news: Significant drop in drink driving deaths. That'll because people can't afford both alcohol and petrol.
 

tip top toker

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Got home from work and indeed there was a fellow living in my flat. Got to go stealth for the next few months, he's already found a bag of trim i'd forgotten was in the freezer :D this could all go pear shaped fast :D His mum walked in and first thing she said apparently was mmm, smell of leather, (??) he turned around and told her i think that smell is something else entirely :D shouldn'ta woken up and had that joint. First thing he and his mate did when they arrived though was swing outta the windows and have a joint, so i reckon this could allll be good :)

I've never watched either box, never watched a boxing match in my life, but he's a big motherfucker! A trained big guy will always beat an equally trained small guy, and while Haye enmt really a small guy, he don't stand up so well against monster man there. He rather reminds me of the people from the film far cry :lol:
 

Don Gin and Ton

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hahah well the question is though ttt was there gear any good? could be the decider right there :lol:

haye is in the best physical shape he's been in but just looking at klitschko's record never mind the fact he's bigger and stronger is enough for me. and haye's been talking shit about putting the big man in hospital etc
 

supersillybilly

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Hes got to work the body. Sap the strenght out of him and mibby his hands will drop, doing all this while praying he dosen't get caught with a big one. Tall order but Im going Haye on points
 

bamslayer

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holy hand grenade !lol, a Worms player are we!! used to play that game for fuckin days on end, gallons of white cider and speed and jist sit and talk endless pish. great fun. terrible skitter for days afterward mind you.
back to the fishing, im not and have never been a sea fisher but maybe spinnin with a "flying condom" good for estuary fishin when th salmon are headin in, mackerel are ground feeders so fuck the float and just put a treble hook with maggots or anythin on it and a fuckin dirty big bomb weight, good for pier casting. what kinda fish are you trying to catch anyway, whats the most common local fish. oh and shrimps are always a good option , fresh, dried or fake.
Indeedy worms is fukin class,its salmon,sea trout,mackerel lingh n other mad shit i cant pronounce in gaelic.bn casting at seals n they jus slap ther bellys at me n fuck off laughin the pricks...
 

Don Gin and Ton

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aye i reckon if he can get inside and work on him there's a chance he'll hurt him but he's well in range of klitschko and fucked if id like to be in the way of those arms. his bird on the other hand

 

macstar

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nice i did pineapple chunk on my last one in bio-bizz an guano..under 600w went ok but had trouble with the 600 gettin to hot.. prob do it same way this time but didnt know if to get a 400w to stop ma burning probs
 
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