The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Kamau42

Active Member
winner winner chicken dinner - thought nobody was gonna raise that point !

Seabird guano , Bat guano , cow manure , chicken shit , earthworm shit , urea based nutes - etc.
It’s a shit a palooza in the garden and people frown on the obvious. I’m not saying go take a deuce on your tomatoes - that’s nasty af and you should be beaten up. I’m not saying go to the sizzler salad bar and wiz on the spring mix or bean salad either , ya nasty asses.

I’m saying that there is plenty of “ ASS TO PLATE “ agricultural practices in food production. Everywhere from production handling ( toilet hands ), pesticide residue , heavy metals , pathogenic bacteria, and a thousand ways to have it end up “ in your body “ .


You think , the water you drink whether bottled , municipal or park water fountain …. hasn’t been filtered , Uv , chemically treated and more ?
Plenty of hobo piss , dead bodies , bio solids , shit , piss , curb runoff and god knows what has already been in it at some time BEFORE you get it as the end product. Who hasn’t pissed in the pool , ocean or a water bottle ( quit leaving that shit on the freeway you nasty fucks :bigjoint:)

Weed grows in shit ….it will grow on piss.
Doing some research and I kinda like how this sounds, lol.

Urine differences between male and female

Because men excrete a higher osmolar load through an increase in urine concentration rather than in urine volume, it may be assumed that their thirst/vasopressin system has higher thresholds than those of women, and that they drink proportionally less.

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Budzbuddha

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Launch Day :

Pee dilute 1:3 parts to water ( had a Monster tho earlier today ) - this water bottle will be the mix bottle.
Just got to remember not to leave it out - wife might think its lemonade :bigjoint:

I will not store large piss buckets or containers just use “ right from the tap “ when needed.
Farts are extra methane boost.

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Tvanmunhen

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This “ experiment “ will be taken seriously - whether plant makes it or not. I personally think it will do well as if nothing is different.

From now on Pee-nelope will have a strain name of “ Yellow Dream “.
:weed: :mrgreen:
Either outcome is going to be fantastic to see. I hope Yellow Dream smells like my cousin Ronnie and his plastic covered bed, and gets you so high you poop yourself. :eyesmoke:
 

CarolinaPothead

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My wife says Flower Girl smells like a dead rat(it really does lol) how can this be any worse? My grow is in my spare bathroom anyways so she'd rather have a little pee smell than dead stuff.(jokes on her, now it will be both ,haha.) Im willing to bet that a healthy soil microbiome will convert it fast enough that the smell wont be that bad. Ive wanted to piss on Bob Bergman's beans for a good while now i get the chance, lol . Whizz Widow it shall be!
 

go go kid

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Launch Day :

Pee dilute 1:3 parts to water ( had a Monster tho earlier today ) - this water bottle will be the mix bottle.
Just got to remember not to leave it out - wife might think its lemonade :bigjoint:

I will not store large piss buckets or containers just use “ right from the tap “ when needed.
Farts are extra methane boost.

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isnt 1-3 too concentrated??? your ment to use 1-10 for best results.
if you know anyone with kids, there pee is best for flowering, where as grown adults has a higher phos/potass concentration
 

CarolinaPothead

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you all might want to read this b4 you get too ahead of yourselvs, serious shit.

I read the article but i dont see anything in it that might cause me to take pause. Im honestly more worried about non-organic products containing stuff like heavy metals and other nasties like processing chemicals. I have also read to use a 10-1 ratio, but if @Budzbuddha is doing the Guinea pigging i got nothing to lose. Everything else ive learned from the dude works, so Im very interested to see what happens. I have faith. Btw, ALOT of us use livestock manure and many many farmers give their animals antibiotics(and hormones) so theres that to consider too. At least i know what ive been eating and drinking. I dont drink or take drugs. I just use weed.
 
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DrDukePHD

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I read the article but i dont see anything in it that might cause me to take pause. Im honestly more worried about non-organic products containing stuff like heavy metals and other nasties like processing chemicals. I have also read to use a 10-1 ratio, but if @Budzbuddha is doing the Guinea pigging i got nothing to lose. Everything else ive learned from the dude works, so Im very interested to see what happens. I have faith. Btw, ALOT of us use livestock manure and many many farmers give their animals antibiotics(and hormones) so theres that to consider too. At least i know what ive been eating and drinking. I dont drink or take drugs. I just use weed.
I love when people who use weed/coffee or drink say "I don't take drugs". There's a special hotel on denial island for them all ;-)
 

go go kid

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I read the article but i dont see anything in it that might cause me to take pause. Im honestly more worried about non-organic products containing stuff like heavy metals and other nasties like processing chemicals. I have also read to use a 10-1 ratio, but if @Budzbuddha is doing the Guinea pigging i got nothing to lose. Everything else ive learned from the dude works, so Im very interested to see what happens. I have faith. Btw, ALOT of us use livestock manure and many many farmers give their animals antibiotics(and hormones) so theres that to consider too. At least i know what ive been eating and drinking. I dont drink or take drugs. I just use weed.
yeah, there is the meds to take into concideration, im on 4 differant types of meds from doc, dont take hard drugs no more, so that will be in the pee.
its probably just me, but the antibiotic thing is getting serious, bring on the antibiotics from cannabis that the body doesnt become imune to
 

Wastei

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The P.I.S.S. Method

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This thread was created for fun and facts … Urine has been historically used in both agriculture, commodities , leather work even artistic paintings.

But, the Liquid Gold has even more beneficial use in your garden ! :weed:

Many nutrient lines that you currently use have urea based compounds - these aid in nitrogen and photosynthesis. Bagged urea fertilizer can be a solid source of nitrogen ( 45% ) . Urea is neutral in pH and can adapt to almost all kinds of soils. It is a waste product formed naturally by metabolizing protein in humans as well as other mammals, amphibians and some fish. Urea is widely used in the agricultural sector both as a fertilizer and animal feed additive.


The main function of Urea fertilizer is to provide the plants with nitrogen to promote green leafy growth and make the plants look lush. Urea also aids the photosynthesis process of plants. Since urea fertilizer can provide only nitrogen and not phosphorus or potassium, it’s primarily used for bloom growth.


Advantages of Urea Fertilizer
  • Superior Nitrogen content
  • Low production cost, as source is natural
  • Non-flammable and risk-free storage
  • Wide application range, for all types of crops and soils
  • Neutral pH and harmless to crops and soil
But YOUR PEE has so much more ……. Buckets more ! :bigjoint:

Using human urine can help us work toward a closed-loop fertility system. While not a plant-based technique per se, using their own urine is a way that veganic gardeners can cycle back the nutrients from the foods they consume, while also diverting their urine from the water system where it acts as a pollutant.

Our urine contains significant levels of nitrogen, as well as phosphorous and potassium. The relative ratios are typically around 11 parts nitrogen to 1 part phosphorus to 2.5 parts potassium. Americans produce about 90 million gallons of urine a day, containing about 7 million pounds of nitrogen. Studies conducted in Sweden (Sundberg, 1995; Drangert, 1997) show that an adult’s urine contains enough nutrients to fertilize 50-100% of the crops needed to feed one adult.

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By peeing in a carbon-rich medium ( like soil ) to make the elements plant available. For a healthy person, human urine typically has a pH of around 6.2 with a range of 5.5-7.0. A person’s diet and alcohol consumption can also affect the pH of their urine. Pee for the most part is also sterile.

The main organic component of urine is urea, a combination of ammonia and carbon dioxide, which is the byproduct of our bodies breaking down proteins into usable amino acids. Urea is very high in nitrogen, a key ingredient to healthy leafy growth in plants. In addition to being very nitrogen-rich, urine also contains dissolved phosphorus that’s immediately available to plants, making urine a quick-acting fertilizer. Pee also contains various micronutrients that valuable to your garden.

Dog and Cat pee are extremely high in urea - ever see the burned yellow patches on a lawn ? This happens from the high levels of ammonia and salt. Plus the pathogenic dangers from these animals can be a hidden risk.
This is why , this particular piss source is not recommended for our test.

Urine naturally contains salt and the amount can vary depending on a person’s diet. Urine use in arid areas could cause salinization of the soil and should be carefully monitored. Different plants have different tolerances to salt in the soil but an excess concentration of salt could adversely impact plant health and growth. For example, vegetables like potatoes and onions are very salt-sensitive whereas olives and barley are tolerant. Some leafy greens like kale and spinach are moderately tolerant.

So , i plan to start a grow using this method. I will have a plant watered / fed using this method. The plant I will experiment with will be in a precharged soil mix ( mild potting only ) - No dry fertilizer toppings / no liquid nutes . The PEE water will be at a dilute rate of 1:3 to water to start then down to 1:1 over grow.
Some gardeners try to “ store “ large quantities for garden use but I will do this as the plant needs it.

FRESH - FREE - SUSTAINABLE MELLOW YELLOW :hump:


So feel free to “ tinkle in “ on this thread , add your own grows , DIY projects - suggestions or “ piss tips “

Peecycling in your garden for perfect plants !
Tinkle for Terps !
Pee on your plants - not in your pants !

Let’s get this Pee Party Started …..
Someone's really enjoying their own pee! I like it!
 
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