The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Budzbuddha said:

They do look green and vigorous- are you planning to train ?

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Not really. I'm probably going to top them all and clone them under 12/12 to find females. Only two of them are confirmed females at this point. The Chill Bomb clone and the Mac s1. I have 3 chicken dinners and 4 wedding cake mix that need to be sexed. Once I determine how many females I have then I'll decide on the type of training.

I am thankful some of you guys out there are seeing the potential of urine in growing… ( like it’s not already being used in your fertilizer anyways LOL ) .

Simple tester plants are really showing proof of concept. Although we are not running large scale projects , it seems there is some value in this subject for plant health and vitality. Probably due to the simple water-soluble availability of those important elements needed by the plants.

Faster absorption compared to normal fertilizer “ breakdown “ time.

Budzbuddha said:

I am thankful some of you guys out there are seeing the potential of urine in growing… ( like it’s not already being used in your fertilizer anyways LOL ) .

Simple tester plants are really showing proof of concept. Although we are not running large scale projects , it seems there is some value in this subject for plant health and vitality. Probably due to the simple water-soluble availability of those important elements needed by the plants.

Faster absorption compared to normal fertilizer “ breakdown “ time.

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I am honestly impressed by the results so far.
Wednesday the 24th

Today
That yellow clone was turning green within 2 days of the urine treatment.

Forgot to post this further deep dive into urine differences - apparently Fem pee can have more variables ( ph / contamination / hormonal ). The female body has a shorter urethra compared to a male which also also leads to more frequency of urinary tract infections . Menstrual urine can also contain blood. Furthermore, since female urethra and vagina are very close at the opening, pH and the number of epithelial cells present in female urine may be different from male urine.

There is a creatinine component also in pee - a phosphate .

Tvanmunhen said:

I am honestly impressed by the results so far.
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That yellow clone was turning green within 2 days of the urine treatment.

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The REAL Brawndo ….. PISS

CarolinaPothead said:

Stinging nettles? We call them "bull nettles" around here. I didnt realize they were horticulturally useful. I have access to a virtually limitless supply of these fkrs. So do you just chop em up and make suntea? Youve piqued my interest

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Yep, that's exactly what you do. You don't have to brew it like compost either, just let it steep. I know there are a few different kinda of nettles, but either way, they are likely the most nutritious plant on earth for human consumption, and make the best all naturual plant food\anti-fungal\etc too.

Did anybody say pee on the cover plants that you compost and feed to your consumables? Maybe that filters the pathogens and pharmaceuticals out?

raggyb said:

Did anybody say pee on the cover plants that you compost and feed to your consumables? Maybe that filters the pathogens and pharmaceuticals out?

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Careful pissing on the nettles

I know when I was a kid i thought they were yellow tomatoes and picked one. It was like i had fiberglass shards in my hand for a week. Gosh they are everywhere around here from late june on. Do you use the whole plant? Or do you leave any parts out? Shit, man these are almost as plentiful as pee lol.

Ya I selectively thin the nettles I use, instead of just whacking away at a whole patch. Doesn't matter what stage of growth, or even if they are seeding out. All you need is enough to put in buckets (the more packed the better!), then fill it up with water. The better you chop it, the better it will be. Use a blender over and over to blend the whole batch to super charge it! You still want to let it steep for a bit.. I put a weight on the plant material so it stays submerged, with a lid resting on top for a week or 2. I don't make it that often unless I got a soil grow going outdoors, although it works great as a foilar spray too. I spray it all over everything when I make it, and its always potent af when I do. This year I'll pee once or twice in one of the buckets when I brew a batch up. I should have a few cannabis plants to test, but for sure gonna hit all the veggies.

I should have harvested a bunch earlier this spring when they were young and tender, and dried them out. Its better that way for human consumption anyway. You can dry it out to make plant fertilizers later too. Making yourself a hot cup of nettle tea is very beneficial to your health, as is eating it fresh like spinach. Cooking it deactivates it btw, so it doesn't sting. I wouldn't recommend eating it raw lol, although I do sometimes to win bets

Sunday Tinkle time

Yellow Dream is getting her Urinal Uprise ….

I mixed up a new morning power pee elixir -
I call it PPPM - Pisstacular Power Pee Mix in a new bottle ( suggest using a new bottle occasionally as they get a little ripe ).

Pee was a little more “ yeller “ ( yellow ) but that wake up piss with bladder bursting , i had no choice but to get that golden godliness in a bottle. ( *shrugs )

Plus had to do this kind of quickly while wifey was still snoring. She knows nothing about this test plant and the pee project . She probably throw me out.

You can still see the plants darker color but it is doing better.



Look at that PEELICIOUS Pee Frost forming

I found an article about Pee-cycling
It’s pretty interesting. It states that “aged pee can be inhospitable to a wide range of microbes” and that people have also set up pee bale stations.. where you just piss on bales of hay that are later used as mulch or in compost.
Pretty good read.

Budzbuddha said:

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Sunday Tinkle time

Yellow Dream is getting her Urinal Uprise ….

I mixed up a new morning power pee elixir -
I call it PPPM - Pisstacular Power Pee Mix in a new bottle ( suggest using a new bottle occasionally as they get a little ripe ).

Pee was a little more “ yeller “ ( yellow ) but that wake up piss with bladder bursting , i had no choice but to get that golden godliness in a bottle. ( *shrugs )

Plus had to do this kind of quickly while wifey was still snoring. She knows nothing about this test plant and the pee project . She probably throw me out.

You can still see the plants darker color but it is doing better.

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Look at that PEELICIOUS Pee Frost forming

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Dude i hear you on the wife thing. Ive tried dropping a couple fishing lines and she aint biting. She curses me every fkn day about ," that organic shit shit smell". I tell her if you want to be organic, sacrifices must be made. The pee plant is looking better and better though. Probably a month left. Im gonna start 2 more soon this time im going to try this method all through veg. As much as it helped green this plant back up ive been surprised. Something else.. the sand layer on top seems to minimize any smell.

CarolinaPothead said:

Dude i hear you on the wife thing. Ive tried dropping a couple fishing lines and she aint biting. She curses me every fkn day about ," that organic shit shit smell". I tell her if you want to be organic, sacrifices must be made. The pee plant is looking better and better though. Probably a month left. Im gonna start 2 more soon this time im going to try this method all through veg. As much as it helped green this plant back up ive been surprised. Something else.. the sand layer on top seems to minimize any smell.

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Tell her it’s for the betterment of mankind

“ One small piss for man , one giant LEAK for mankind “

Until now I've always wondered why exactly was it greener on the other side of the fence.



The other side probably looks like this..

Pee Poem of the Day - I have to Pee !

One day i was sitting in my chair
Playing with my hair
When an urge was inflicted upon me
What’s that yellow stuff ?
Oh , it’s PEE !
I have to pee
Oh , i have to pee
Let this pee run in the toilet

And not on me.

Well looks like they survived the weekend! I did another round of 10:1. Probably going to be doing this every 3 days.
Tall ones are drinking fast now so I'm probably going to need to set up a pump for the weekends.

Tvanmunhen said:

Well looks like they survived the weekend! I did another round of 10:1. Probably going to be doing this every 3 days. View attachment 5297024
Tall ones are drinking fast now so I'm probably going to need to set up a pump for the weekends.

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Excellente

Seriously tho …. Your work on multiple pee plants should open the eyes on all those growers with soggy skivees and composted peanut brittle in their shorts , to the power of green growth just wasting away on their bodies ….

Their health is indisputable. Pigmentation and vigor.

It’s a green world out there , we just pee in it.