The most important thread in the world: A thread about mustaches

[Frank Zappa]

greetings ladies and gentleman
as you can see, i'm kinda new to this site, but for me it was very disturbing and important to know this site doents have a thread about the most important thing in the world:

MUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you have a mustache?
do you intend to grow a mustache?
whats your opinion about mustaches?
do you use a comb to comb your mustache?
do you have a mustache conditionator?
do you wash your mustache?
do you take hormones for an ealthier mustache?

all this questions and much more should be answered. remember: a world with mustache is a better world.

it is scientificaly proved that people with mustaches live longer, healthier, better, happyer than people with no mustache.

what do you think about this?
go!

 

[Frank Zappa]

as promised, more mustache pics

introducing the best mustache ever:

....


FRANK ZAPPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frank Zappa]

Discuss!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Little Tommy]

I have a moustache, but I am not obsessive compulsive about it. You have too much time on your hands.

 

[Frank Zappa]

I have a moustache, but I am not obsessive compulsive about it. You have too much time on your hands.

i dont have a mustache, but i intend to grow one

if you dont take care of your mustache, how do you keep it healthy????

mustaches have feelings, dont talk about them that way

 

[GrowTech]

It's facial hair. Men grow it, women wish they could grow it.

 

[Frank Zappa]

It's facial hair. Men grow it, women wish they could grow it.

as always GrowTech, i expect none but the best from you! thank you so much
go!

 

[smokeh]

kind of have one. got a face full of stubble inc mustash. will prolly be shaved at the weekend though

 

[Frank Zappa]

kind of have one. Got a face full of stubble inc mustash. Will prolly be shaved at the weekend though

d-o-n-t s-h-a-v-e i-t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frank Zappa]

as promised, mustache information

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moustache

http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/

go!

 

[GrowTech]

not that this isn't the most pointless thread on RIU right now... but this is how I wear mine... but I keep the mustache trim and neat, and have much longer chin hair. I find that if the mustache is too long, chewing on it becomes a habit Plus there isn't some weird gap between the hair under my lip, and on my chin. My facial hair actually looks better than this guys... but my little brother says I look like the devil. Muahahaaha!

 

[Frank Zappa]

not that this isn't the most pointless thread on RIU right now... but this is how I wear mine... but I keep the mustache trim and neat, and have much longer chin hair. I find that if the mustache is too long, chewing on it becomes a habit Plus there isn't some weird gap between the hair under my lip, and on my chin. My facial hair actually looks better than this guys... but my little brother says I look like the devil. Muahahaaha!

very interesting my fine good man. thanks
oh, you have a little brother? i wished i had one. if he calls you devil just tickle him till he cant laugh no more

 

[The Son of Man]

It's facial hair. Men grow it, women wish they could grow it.

all women inevitably grow a mustache---becomes really noticeable around forty

 

[GrowTech]

all women inevitably grow a mustache---becomes really noticeable around forty

So then yours is going to start growing soon?

 

[Frank Zappa]

So then yours is going to start growing soon?

i say lets all grow a mustache!

 

[GrowTech]

very interesting my fine good man. thanks
oh, you have a little brother? i wished i had one. if he calls you devil just tickle him till he cant laugh no more

At our ages I don't think tickling is appropriate. Neither is...

Hugging a man with no shirt
Kissing a man who isn't your father or son
Swimming pool wrestling
etc.

 

[Frank Zappa]

At our ages I don't think tickling is appropriate. Neither is...

Hugging a man with no shirt
Kissing a man who isn't your father or son
Swimming pool wrestling
etc.

sorry, i though he was very young, like a baby brother.
yes, in your case tickling isnt apropriate

 

[The Son of Man]

So then yours is going to start growing soon?

I banged an old broad with a mustache when I was a junior in college---got drunk as shit at a bar and went back to her divorce pad

Friends kept saying I banged a tranny---and needed to go into rehab---because of the mustache

 

[itzCESAR*]

I have a beard, I also keep a mustache. I trim mine at the ends every once in awhile, because I end up playing with the tips that grow of the corners of my mouth w/ my tongue.

 

[Frank Zappa]

I have a beard, I also keep a mustache. I trim mine at the ends every once in awhile, because I end up playing with the tips that grow of the corners of my mouth w/ my tongue.

hell yeah!
keep it coming!