I was fishing with the old man a few years ago and we were just cruising the shore bass fishing and out of the clear blue I told him I think I am buysexual<intended spelling< and the look on his face when he spun that chair around was priceless, for about 3 seconds. I then proceeded to tell him, yea, if I can't get it, I'll go buy it. I was glad to see the calmness resume and we went back to fishing.
The old man was very old school, black and white, no grey. So these kinda jokes were iffy sometimes..lol
Peace
Asmallvoice
PS: Yea, I just got back from my buddies house and he gave me a nug of some dank called Chronic Juice or something to that effect. Whew, I can't feel my legs!!!