Yeah, I don't listen to Glenn Beck or Alex Jones so I am no where near as paranoid as you seem to be. Sorry, I cannot even relate to your level of paranoia. Don't think I can help you. You're going to die. I have no idea when. But be afraid every second until that happens because one day it will.
Me, I'm going to smoke another joint and laugh my ass off again. It's a lot of fun.
Life is Just Ride Man. Don't ever forget that. Don't let them scare you into thinking any differently and for God's sake don't sweat anything that you cannot control.
Since you like videos, go find some from Bill Hicks. I think you might enjoy them. Start with It's Just a Ride.
Cheers!