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mr west said:

Interpreting a Terrorist Threat

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Scots raised their threat level from "****** Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line in the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white-flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state, from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans, meanwhile and as usual, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And in the southern hemisphere... New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!" Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is, "****, I hope Australia will come and rescue us."

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be all right, mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!," "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

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mr west said:

Heres some pics of the bastad casey monster, the deep psycho, the jack the ripper and the psychosis looking like crack whores with too much money or like whitney. lol..

Casey b

deep psych

jtr whitney lol

An Psychosis bitch

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mr west said:

Heres some pics of the bastad casey monster, the deep psycho, the jack the ripper and the psychosis looking like crack whores with too much money or like whitney. lol..

Casey b

deep psych

jtr whitney lol

An Psychosis bitch

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tip top toker said:

2 page bumps in a row, you filthy little whore you worth it

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Highlanders cave said:

Oils,,,nice another ave I have yet to try. Distracted by what westy, chit chatting on riu lol?

I'm getting pretty stoned now too, got a nice piece of meat marinading, but not oil stoned haha. I'm about to get a little closer to that altered state with some good hash on top of the bowl. Man I'm proud of that shit it taste so good and gets you fuked fuked up. Be running out next week, looking forward to making some more.

Ya I was thinking about bumping the pics of my new strain, took an hour or two ta shoot em and only hem and tryna took a peek haha

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mr west said:

Nice to see ya caliboy80, im soo nervous the clones gonna die and this will all be a waste of time lol

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