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[Labs Dexter]

Can't stand that show it's bad enough putting up with towi and all that Newcastle stuff man, the wife's family are geordie..

Fun to look at the birds when really stoned and then you see properly and it's like what the fuck.

I enjoy watching mob wives ( with the wife) that more fun lol

 

[zeddd]

 

[monkz]

Dexter, having a single-cola plant doesn't necessarily mean you have to compromise on yield, and definitely not on quality.
Would be nice to see a few pics of your plant since you don't seem to like anyone else's.

 

[Mastergrow]

Dexter, having a single-cola plant doesn't necessarily mean you have to compromise on yield, and definitely not on quality.
Would be nice to see a few pics of your plant since you don't seem to like anyone else's.

Never listen to the prick, and them couple of pics I have are far from single cola plants lol

 

[Labs Dexter]

My first posted plant that's as shit as yours mate

Herbies afghani lol

An it still had more tops lol,....

I don't know whether I was trying to tie and stretch or Choke her to death lmao.... That's what you're product looks like....

A year later and still showing my work tho I defoliate and took allot of shyt, post is I took advice boy...
All this time you all been acting pros you could have been rich lol instead sat here with the noobs talking a pro grow

 

[monkz]

Nice plant, but it looks relatively small, was it an auto? Curious what the dry weight was
It's not about being a pro or bring a noob, I've been growing for 8 years and still look to further my gardening knowledge, and help others achieve great results whenever possible.

 

[Mastergrow]

If I wanted to know everything I need to know to be a superior grower I'd fuck of outta this country and do it full time....I'm not aiming for that, I'm quite happy with good free bud and plenty of cash on the side, I've a feeling labs isn't happy with his and that's where all this shit ls coming from, either that or it's cos he was raped as a child

 

[ValleyDragon]

Can't stand that show it's bad enough putting up with towi and all that Newcastle stuff man, the wife's family are geordie..

Fun to look at the birds when really stoned and then you see properly and it's like what the fuck.

I enjoy watching mob wives ( with the wife) that more fun lol

Dont watch it myself but she watches every reality show on tv so i got to listen to all the crap aswell lol...

Im more into u.s shows, sons of anarchy, boaldwalk empire, ray donovan etc..work on site security for years so watched fkn loads of tv lol, every episode of soa and boardwalk till they finished..

 

[Labs Dexter]

Dexter, having a single-cola plant doesn't necessarily mean you have to compromise on yield, and definitely not on quality.
Would be nice to see a few pics of your plant since you don't seem to like anyone else's.

The lights are on you know what I mean I'll show ya tomorrow

 

[Labs Dexter]

Dont watch it myself but she watches every reality show on tv so i got to listen to all the crap aswell lol...

Im more into u.s shows, sons of anarchy, boaldwalk empire, ray donovan etc..work on site security for years so watched fkn loads of tv lol, every episode of soa and boardwalk till they finished..

The wife is same that empire was abit extreme man its like bloody porn,

Have you seen power the fifty pence one or gang related series it's good more action less of the pump pum

 

[monkz]

The lights are on you know what I mean I'll show ya tomorrow

Look forward to it

 

[Labs Dexter]

And master grow slippers and monkey lmao it you guys that came here and talking down on our plants because Clarkson is not about or he would have set you straight to camp shit thread.

Not here we was having fun and showing what we have, scroll back a few pages...
But you lot got bored of looking at each others balls so you all decided to come here giving shit and down talking. But no plats to show.

We are showers and growers here ask me I'll show you some pics ask lahadaextranjera you'll get a dick sort of thing...
But I guess it wasn't enough listening to each other talking a grow lol
I wouldnt be surprised if y'all copied and pasted our work to pass off as your own.

So forgive me for being so nice and if you have not seen my plants then you haven't been here long enough to understand what gwan.

So yh you got pics??

I do say in my signature I only done this since xmas of 2014 aswel no reading either apart from repeated deffs I.e pk wich was a cunt and had it 8times and how to sort en...

What I didn't add is I defoliated to shit here is a lady that everyone took the piss out off and final bud pic is in frosty buds thread
Second best I grown in quality and looks

All personal so effort is put in mate tho they just keep getting better....

Apart from last two plant holygrail 69 and critical kush they went Pete tong you can find em in this thread about 20 pages past the bullshit since y'all joined this thread

I'll search for my other Painkiller that was my bestest ever and I got advice from a friend when to defoliate and if I took main stem all the stems battle it out and they wen very nice brb

 

[ValleyDragon]

The wife is same that empire was abit extreme man its like bloody porn,

Have you seen power the fifty pence one or gang related series it's good more action less of the pump pum

No aint seen them, dont get chance to watch much now i aint in work...got to practicality book the tv just to get the fkn xbox on lol...they all got tvs in bedroom just cant get them to watch in own room now their older..joys of aving teenagers lol..

 

[Labs Dexter]

No aint seen them, dont get chance to watch much now i aint in work...got to practicality book the tv just to get the fkn xbox on lol...they all got tvs in bedroom just cant get them to watch in own room now their older..joys of aving teenagers lol..

Yup same apart from they are daddy's kids although their mum is next to me they ask me me me so I don't bother with gaming unless their at in-laws or me maps lol

It's not fair and soon I'll be telling em to fuck off, so gaming has to part time now tho it wasn't when I first was crippled lol I was on that shit 247

 

[Labs Dexter]

Nice plant, but it looks relatively small, was it an auto? Curious what the dry weight was
It's not about being a pro or bring a noob, I've been growing for 8 years and still look to further my gardening knowledge, and help others achieve great results whenever possible.

I don't weight but Painkiller B that was two and half oz,
I don't have big space mostly I vegg for six weeks or four week from sprout so yh like auto flower but photos lol ill post sone more I found sone of my greatest mistakes lol aswel.. What not to do

 

[Labs Dexter]

Look forward to it

I'm sorry because you have done same as Cl@rksville been pritty kind I'm sorry for mistaking your attitude yo be like the others I managed ignore....

Clarkson made this for everyone noobs and pros alike he posted some shit ones too and we need people like you, because we are tuning to those cunts.... Well I was I'm sorry mate

 

[Labs Dexter]

But pls still post ur pics lol

 

[ValleyDragon]

Shit, i forgot i had that auto in clone tent lol...u reckon it will grow in 12/12 room labs?

 

[monkz]

Bro, when I started 8 years ago I had no ducking clue what I was doing. Bought a 25watt round kitchen fluorescent light and hung it above 8 seedlings... it stayed like that for 2 weeks LOL
I've learned a lot and am constantly trying new things... for my current grow, I've supercropped(ish) in flower, which is something I never thought I'd do, but after reading up on it the science, it made sense.
I constantly de-foliate, especially when I have a plant as large as my current one. It's been slow to start flowering, but then, it's a sativa.
Check it out, hoping to hit 5oz (at least) off of it

 

[Labs Dexter]

Bro, when I started 8 years ago I had no ducking clue what I was doing. Bought a 25watt round kitchen fluorescent light and hung it above 8 seedlings... it stayed like that for 2 weeks LOL
I've learned a lot and am constantly trying new things... for my current grow, I've supercropped(ish) in flower, which is something I never thought I'd do, but after reading up on it the science, it made sense.
I constantly de-foliate, especially when I have a plant as large as my current one. It's been slow to start flowering, but then, it's a sativa.
Check it out, hoping to hit 5oz (at least) off of it

Very nice lol love the sativas I can get the original tanzanian magic when I go over there lol but don't have the space...

My tent is 80 cm square and 160 tall originally came with a 400 but managed to play and get my self a 600,

Did all my main fuck ups before joining here on 400 didn't want to waste electric if I can't get past flowering right lmao but managed and got through few stuff....

When I could grow with a month or two vegg from seedling and get oz or two from each plant cramped in then I moved to 600 and less plants and it started again with the fuck ups because I am doing less plants with abit longer vegg but only getting and oz or half extra from each plant lol..

Now found a strain that likes to be destroyed and still grows lmao plus a tip from a good man here and me uncle from before I'm doing bot so bad now with training and stuff

Here is some I can find of me shyzer

Painkiller B

Holygrail 69 more like holy fuckkkk

took a clone before she went sour to redeem lol
stay here and I'll post some it's a monster cropped clone aswel

This is barney's of barney's meny pheno c.kush I fucked up as well took a clone to redeem too lol

trying to mainline it lol should be funny to watch aswel if you stick around


Painkiller A
Sorry for the repeat but it was one of my best at the time and allot wondered how I could grow a plant so green and neatly budding WITH NO LEAFS lol

I do have scales but never weigh my stuff normally just to do my self some for day ie 3gs Monday to Friday then when man untied play I need more because of our greatness lmaoo.....

no pro went from this when I first joined thinking I was the bomb new science wiz kid
This is herbies afghani

I flowerd a seedling then when it grew first flower on main stem I re-veggd then flowerd again...

It is so dumb dont do it...

You are better off trying to clone of just fimm lol bad Idea it was fluffiest weed I ever grew.

The good man came along and gave me some advice after I had already hacked into Painkiller A, Painkiller B was his methods with my growing.

Then more ideas the better they looked and my uncle telling me to use raw honey to help when I found it it's when they started looking even better, untill last holygrail and kush lol.

See my growing life is so short I can show you it here lmaaaoo. Mini xp but allot of practical work put in and advice taken.

Sometimes tho the leafs look annoying and just one don't hurt
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