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THCBrain

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Just plain water, have mixed up a very mild nutrient solution, have put some in a mist bottle going to foliar feed for a week or 2
 

The Yorkshireman

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how many hours have u spent looking at the evidence, it was the fakest shit ever, I did the maths on the descent of the lunar module in 1.2 ms2 G, didn't happen, lol
100's of hours mate.


I realised exactly how it was done when NASA released the 360o panomramic shots a couple of years ago.


Scrole through the panoramic shots and when you get to 180o (facing backwards) you can see the fucking big spotlight behind.


The spotlight can only be seen on the panoramic shots.
 
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The Yorkshireman

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Small world buddy

Do you even realise why Russian, Belarusian and Ukrainian are similar?

They're all slavik languages from countrys of the old Soviet Union (USSR), before that Eastern Europe has been at war for thousands of years (Belarus translates to White Russia in Polish the Mrs says).

I've got several Eastern European mates from several diffrent countrys.
I know a girl who was born in Latvia to Latvian and Lithuanian parents, she speaks Russian and has a Russian passport! (The girl in the video is Russian).

Like I said before, that was down to soviet communism.

Maybe you should go away and learn a little Eastern European history, when you can find it on a map!



You said French and Italian were practically the same (which is fucking absurd) and that nearly all European languages are practically the same, not that you can find a few that are similar because of certain countrys historys.



So then then what about.......

Hungarian?
Latvian?
Estonian?
Danish?
Serbian?
Bulgarian?
Greek?
Dutch?


Even the fucking Roma people (Romany Gipsys) who live all over Europe have their own language with several different dialects that can't be taught anywhere in the world (because it isn't written down), it can only be learned from within the community.

And they don't even have a country of their own!


You have no idea what you're talking about.
 

DANfour20

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You in coco or soil? an what nutes you using?
Looks like coco in a few, i agree looks like they need a feed, my seedlings where having a similair problem when i was relying on the nutes in my soil and just giving plain water. If you are in coco thcbrain definately keep feeding them, coco has nothing in it does it?

Im a noob just having a crack at answering lol.
 

The Yorkshireman

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Would it be audacious of me to ask you to guess what I had for dinner?

Was it Entrecot de Vedella (en Catalan) ? A new found language to some! ;)

Never knew they had the sacrifice age written on the packet. 8-12 mths.

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Or perhaps it was the Irish Rib-Eye? No thanks, didn't like the look of that.

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So as usual I went for the solomillo! Coz it's easy and quick.
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However the best thing about tonight's dinner was the edible cookie. Heavy. Tried one yesterday also! Bought it in my friends hydro shop.
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:)

Great, just the ammo I need to shoot your shit down for another day!



The first photo is labelled 'Entrecot De Vedella'.
Google translate says 'Entrecot De Vedella' is Catalan for 'Sirloin Steak'.
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And 'Vedella' on it's own is Catalan for 'Veal' (which is beef).
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So in this context it is safe to assume that 'Entrecot' is the catalan word for steak.




The next photo is labelled Rib-Eye in English (sat next to some Wagyu and Kobe beef).
No problem here.



The last photo YOU have labelled as 'Solomillo'.
Google Translate says that 'Solomillo' is Spanish for 'Sirloin'.
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So to conclude, it appears that the meat products in the first and third photo that you posted are exactly the same thing but in 2 different languages and you are either too ignorant of the 2 languages that you don't realise this or.......you are being deliberately disingenuous.

And that the word 'Entrecot' in this context means nothing more than 'Steak', which is why the Rib-Eye from the butcher in the second picture actually says 'Rib-Eye' on it.

You originally used the exact French word entrecôte which specifically means a Rib/Rib-Eye steak and tried to say that's what it's called in Spain too, this has now proven to be false several times.


So in your original English post why the fuck did you say you bought entrecôte when the simple word 'steak' would suffice?

Because you were trying to be pretentious and come accross as something you are not.




And by the way, if you brought that shit in the bottom picture home to me as sirloin steak it would go straight in the bin.

Who the fuck destroys sirloin by trimming all the fat off?

Eductated and cultured my arse! :lol:
 
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The Yorkshireman

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Even my girlfriend has pulled off better looking plants than him in her first indoor. No deficiencies there! And spot on for challenging cupcakes biased opinion. Apparently my plants are faded accornding to him yet rootbound and def is acceptable!?

Bullshit, pictures or it didn't happen.



I've never made a comment on the health of your plants, you must have me mistaken for somebody else.
If you can prove this statement by linking my post then please do, I know you can't because it doesn't exist.


My plants are not not root bound or def.
You may assume they are root bound because you don't have the skills to grow big plants in small pots but that's your problem not mine.


Like I said before, just because you think something is so doesn't make it so.
 

zeddd

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its all about final weight imo if your leaves look a bit exhausted at the end after producing 3 litre colas then that's fine, u pushed the bitch hard and shes moaning a bit, but soil grow poor calx development with pretty leaves is a noob error, look at my lovely leaves....and skinny schwaggy buds....imo
 

DANfour20

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I fucked my plants yesterday, tried bending arms, didnt squeeze enough and it snapped about a quarter way through, ive used duct tape to hold her together, one of my leaves coming of that limb is limp as hell, rest of it seems ok.

Will i need to pull that tape off, when? It will stop the branch getting thicker wont it?
 

THCBrain

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You in coco or soil? an what nutes you using?
Yeah coco and perlite, I believe I'm on my way with them, power kush seedlings seem to be a much hardier plant! I decided to stick with foliar feeding instead of watering the pots every few days, just means I gotta be on top of them for a couple of weeks.
 

The Yorkshireman

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Because it's not even worth smoking and I'm being out shined by noobs on their first go. :roll:

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Says the so called Spannabis judge who grows in soil and foliar feeds with BioBizz. :lol:
 
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zeddd

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The Yorkshireman

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sorry to disagree but she doesn't foliar feed cos Cervantes says it confuses the plantss

Oh OK, my bad.
Still, BioBizz fed soil grow for an apparent 'judge'.
Noobs as judges ffs.

Non sentient organisms getting 'confused'? Yeah right Jorge, seems legit mate!

And this'll be the same Jorge Cervantes that founded his own publishing company (Van Patten Publishing) so he could publish his own books!


...............:lol:
 
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R1b3n4

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Yeah coco and perlite, I believe I'm on my way with them, power kush seedlings seem to be a much hardier plant! I decided to stick with foliar feeding instead of watering the pots every few days, just means I gotta be on top of them for a couple of weeks.
You need to start feeding them properly, not just foliar spraying them, what nutes do you have there?
 
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